The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Lapis]
Oh you are so going to get it. You ruined an amazing nap. Where even am I?

i really like candy holidays, especially when the candy costs less money the next day. i don't really know what to do with my painted eggs, but i guess i can use them for decoration.

[TONY STARK (MCU)]

Got all the info. Where do you want it? [...] Their offices have dreadful security, by the way.

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

Thanks for coming with me. Even if it was Wales.

[ALEX VAUSE]
(after talking to Tony)

I have a flash drive for you.

[URGENT TEXT MESSAGE TO CLINT BARTON (616)]

-- Shit
-- shit shit shit

This planet's politics surprise me. They seem to have as much or more trouble getting people on one even one land mass to agree than we've had at times getting entire systems to agree. I expect headaches from interplanetary relations, but a single planet shouldn't be so...disorganized.

[ROY AND MOSS]

I need pictures of Daredevil.

God I sound like J. Jonah Jameson.