The Doorway: a panfandom game

I've decided it's about time I entered a baking contest. I'd like to see how I measure up to other people. There aren't many right now in the area, but there is this one that looks simple and fun. The grand prize is a trip here, which I obviously wouldn't need, but it also includes a trip to the Food Network studios, and that's something I'd definitely be interested in.

[Private: Katniss]

I realized something today.

Okay. Probably a few too many parasecs that time. I'll make a note... Somewhere.

Is this thing even on?

How can there be more than one of a person? I don't understand.

[filter]
I hope this reaches you this time. I'm anxious to see you.

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- I have your bloodwork.
-- It's consistent with a viral infection, on the order of the flu.
-- Obviously his symptoms are extremely uncomfortable, but as he's not otherwise impaired, he should get through it without any serious problems.
-- Hydration and rest are important, as I'm sure you've been told many, many times, and have just as frequently disregarded.
-- Please consider this my gesture at urging you to have these results interpreted by someone with a relevant license.

I've noticed that a few days ago was my two year anniversary of being here and it was just announced that my show is officially coming back. I find it weird that it is coming back, that I don't want to be subjected to questions from fans about it, but at the same time I want to know what happens too. Wish mom was still here

I think I've got the flu now. At least it means staying in bed and watching TV and eating yummy soup and I'm good at that. Just hope it passes quickly so I can get back to enjoying other things I like to do.

Looks like JK Rowling is just telling the muggles everything about the magical world. It feels a bit awkward almost. Although, I must say, I don't think I've ever met a student from Castelobruxo.

[Severus Snape]

How are the batches I've brewed holding up, Severus? I'd like to have some idea of what my success rate looks like. After all, if I'm going to poison a werewolf, it would be such a waste to do it accidentally.

I might come by your shop and pester you tomorrow, once I'm finished my shift - if that's all right with you?

[Sirius Black]

Right, you've had a few days to mope around now, that's enough. Either you're out of bed in the next ten minutes, or I'll send you a Howler enchanted to sound like our dear mother

[Remus Lupin]

Now go ahead and ask me who just got hit in the face with a knock-off Louis Vuitton.

I'll wait.

Thor, I'm terribly bored. It may be the death of me.

Perhaps a hunt is in order?

At least I age well. That's something.

[Lando and Luke]

How many wives is a guy supposed to have nowadays?

[Filtered to the Solo kids... and Rey]

Apparently your mother's here. Actual mother as far as I can tell. So try not to give her too much of a heart attack.

Also this is Rey. You've already met. She follows me around now.

[Obi-Wan]
Just how many people from our universe (or alternates) are here?


[Ahsoka]

You were right. I wasn't grasping just how strange this place really is when I talked to you...

So, we couldn't get Hamilton, which is a bummer, but I didn't think it would happen, anyway.

Instead, the ESD will be putting on Little Shop of Horrors! Keep an eye out for the audition announcement, next month.

We're going to be doing something a little bit different in this production. Instead of having Audry II be a puppet with a voice actor off-stage, the plant is going to open up, and out will step Audry II as an actress in a seductress role to sing and interact with Seymour, wearing a plant-inspired outfit.

[Text to Dean]

Sorry I left. Couldn't sleep. Decided to go get some work done.

Text Messages to Akela Amador

-- New mission for you.
-- Report to Sitwell's.

[Private: Sam & Dean]

RED ALERT

BATTLE STATIONS

I TOLD A GIRL "I LIKE MOVIES"

WHO SAYS THAT???

While I mostly avoid the 'fandom' surrounding the game I am from, I confess I do find some of their artwork to be quite extraordinary. Such as this piece by nanananananablr, this one by devileve and this one by ynorka. I can only admire the level of skill and dedication they have clearly put into these works.

[ANAKIN SKYWALKER]

Hello. Apologies for contacting you this late in the evening. My name is Leia Organa. I trust you're settling in well?

[OBI-WAN KENOBI]

I've decided I'm going to tell him myself.

Filter: Robin Hood

Our son brought something to my attention earlier this evening.

Also, I've found something that you might be interested in joining.

I've had a migraine for three days now. Any suggestions on getting rid of the most stubborn headache ever? I've tried over the counter stuff, dark and quiet places nothing is quiet enough, sleep, hot showers, nothing has helped.