The Doorway: a panfandom game

I find that snow is far more interesting in theory than it is in practice. I also find that descriptions of the cold that accompanies snow are inadequate to the experience.

Y'know, with all the archers we got here who do the heroing thing, I'm surprised there isn't some kind of archery class for heroes.

I'm debating if I should get a part time job or not. My main concerns though are still having enough time to care for Koda, school, and my team.

I think Declan is ready for some more sled riding. NGL, I am too.

I do believe I miss living in the warm clime Tony created for us.

All the talk of the flu makes me glad I don't usually get sick - but if anyone needs something picked up, let me know.

Wow. New York. I wasn't expecting that.

You know, this is going to sound like a strange question but this is real, right? I mean, two guys named Yogi and Reggie aren't hanging around somewhere, are they? I know it couldn't be Yuma Lau because she's dead but frigging Yogi and Reggie, man...

So Piper. I can't find the number for the society page to announce our engagement.

Good Lord, I'm sick. I'm sick and dying. Bloody hell, I'm dying.

[Steve Rogers (MCU) + Potts Tower Clinic]

Whatever you'd doing, drop it. I need your help with something.

[ETA: Bruce Banner (MCU]

So I know you're not that kind of doctor, but can I maybe phone in a favour?

Before I hit Craigslist and the newspapers, is anyone looking for a receptionist? A personal assistant? A police-sketch artist? (Okay maybe not that last one).

[Victims of the Macy's attack]

My name is Dr. Anne Weaver. I'm head of the scientific division of SHIELD.

We have been researching the incident in an attempt to better explain what has happened to you. Currently I am offering for your use our medical facilities in order to help with any side effects that may have resulted from exposure.

Our interest is only in your health and your privacy. We are aware that there are individuals who have had atypical power manifestations in the weeks since this incident. Should you not feel comfortable revealing this, it is unnecessary as we simply want to make sure that there is nothing more severe going on with your health.

[SHIELD]

In the past few weeks we have had several deaths among people who had been caught in the Macy's attack. So far my scientists have not been able to find a direct cause and it will need more research. Given that we haven't been called for observation in these incidents until it is too late, there's only so much that we've been able to do. However I would ask SHIELD to remain on alert towards the individuals we know were caught in the incident.

If any agent has concerns about an individual, please contact myself or White Team.

[Felix and Sam]

I'm afraid that I'll be spending the next few evenings at least at the office.

I guess one thing my show's fan base likes to do is mess up my name. Lapdance Lasagna, Linguine Lesbian, Lactose Lampshade, Lapizza Lazuli.

It's better than being called Big Buff Cheeto Puff, or Space Dorito.

If you're sick, I don't want you around William. This apartment is a no-flu zone.

[Filter: Spock]

I don't suppose you'd want pizza tonight?

I'm just waiting for someone to run past me declaring they're late. Or for a string of attempted axe murders. A cat whose body disappears but whose head sticks around a while afterward. Didn't some cards paint the tower a while back? When was that?

I just ask for coffee, not tea, at the party. We're the colonies over here.

LEOPARD

I've finished looking through the recent hires, got a couple possible leads. Paperwork on one of them in particular was surprisingly sparse, especially for someone who doesn't appear to be a refugee.

Could be nothing, but we might want to follow up. I'm sending you all the details now.

Some self-titled social justice warriors are of the opinion that I* should have been cast in the Gods of Egypt film. Much as I wouldn't mind earning a few million credits, personally I would decline. Not being of Egypt. The vid looks like terrible entertainment whoever's in it. So it should make plenty of money. Reminds me of the holo I saw with human girls playing twi'leks. Lekku never moved right.

To: [Tony Stark (MCU)]
Cc: [Natasha Romanoff (MCU)]
Bcc:
From: [Jasper Sitwell]
Subject: Security footage
Attachment: SISecFtg 010616 22:47-22:53.MKV*

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MOM

Hey. Have you got a minute?

PEETA, PRIM, JOHANNA

I know it's winter, but the last time people started getting sick, we Are you all feeling alright?

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Fox refused the offer, according to the statement, saying it would never “compromise our journalistic standards” and no money could change hands for any reason.