The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO DEAN WINCHESTER:

-- Happy birthday, Van Halen
-- Hope you have a good day, son.

It's come to my attention that individuals who were caught up in the odd event, which occurred last month at Macy's, have been developing incredible sorts of powers. Specifically, those who were temporarily trapped in that cocoon-like substance.

I was among those who were cocooned, but as of yet, I haven't developed anything out of the ordinary. I'm not quite sure if I ought to be relieved, worried, or offended.

( Cut for the next installment of Skye's Top Oddly Soothing Gifs* )


[*Unless you don't like oceans. If you don't like them, don't look.]

[Filtered to X-Men]

One would think the Tesseract has a cruel sense of humor. Taking Remy so soon before Mardi Gras.

[Filtered to Wanda Maximoff (616)]

Tell me you know where Megan Gwynn and Hope Summers are.

[Filtered to SHIELD Black Team (Fury, Carter, Romanoff, Queen, Walker, MacCready)]

Grab your desert kits and find a stopping place in your work. We're going upstate for a training exercise.

[Filtered to Pinky Pinkerton]

Is that HYDRA agent still camping out at my bar?

These are my kind of nuns.

in lieu of less exciting ventures at the moment, i think i will be offering my services in another fashion.

This still beats getting stuck down in Antarctica in a storm.

[SIRIUS BLACK]

Have you seen

[REGULUS BLACK]

I'm so sorry to bother you but -- I'm afraid he's Harry's gone. He -- I can't find him anywhere. I've tried everything I could think of but

I don't know how to tell Sirius.

TEXT TO Megan Gwynn & Hope Summers:

-- You have exams.
-- I'm going to get in trouble over this.

Oh nooooo. There was another weird event that's giving people powers? What will people do now? Clearly the world will end.

Though the whole "Captain America is trying to build an army" article was hilarious. Because I feel like historically that never ends well for Cap.