The Doorway: a panfandom game

Who has two thumbs and plans to play World of Warcraft all day on the 25th? I maintain it's not sad when it's completely voluntary. Even if World of Warcraft isn't quite as good as Warlock Forest.

[ Lucy ]

You know, the downside of getting an ME to do your clandestine medical work is he can say things like "hmm, yes, these wounds were definitely not caused by an innocuous accident such as falling down the stairs". Just a heads up. Which is a clever segue into me saying that if you're involving me in covert conspiracies I'd appreciate a heads up.

As opposed to overt conspiracies, which is what happens when there are Wikipedia entries listing members of the Freemasons.

I'll need to check on your friend again soon. That level of damage won't heal overnight and he's not to be doing anything strenuous in the meantime.

Last minute gift shopping. I don't know why I do this to myself. Maybe it's my hunting instinct coming out. Either that, or I'm just plain crazy.

But I have an excuse! I've been busy.

If I don't see any of you, tomorrow, Merry Christmas.

[Jack]
It's Christmas on Friday and we're almost definitely not going to have to deal with anything from Weevils to a replica cruise ship crashing into London.

What... happens on a normal Christmas?


[Edwin]
Doing okay since Macy's?

Why the fuck are all the bars closed?

The box the Tesseract left for me opened.

It had my Sam and Max comics in it.

And a stuffed dog. Like, a dog that was alive and is now not moving?? It looks like my mom's dog Regina.

Not my mom-mom, my other mom.