Now, I know you like hearing about aliens, but would you be interested in a date where I cannot talk?
-- You know if you were a Jedi I could just like put images in your head or something and it wouldn't be nearly as ridiculous as texting you in the same room.
-- But going out to get food requires pants.
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-- Yeah, I know but there's popcorn.
-- Do we really need food I think I ate like a week's worth of food Tuesday night
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-- I still have plenty of energy I don't know what you're going on about.
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-- OUCH! Careful Mrs Solo.
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-- I'm still pro NO pants
-- There's a lot more we can do with no pants
-- Besides isn't the point of a honeymoon to be pants free
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-- Seriously, OUCH.
-- we could order pizza or as I mentioned before eat popcorn
-- In bed together and I could provide a distraction.
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-- It won't be a distraction if I tell you what it is.