The Doorway: a panfandom game

I sort of want to do this.

[Dean]

Tuesday. You in?

[Johnny Storm]

Hey, how's it doing?

( Why have I never thought of this? )

[Filtered to Darcy Lewis]

Get together with Team Jacob and see what they need for the 27th.

[Filtered to Newton Geiszler, Claire Wise]

This was so much easier when SHIELD was run by a long pair of legs that got shit done.

Can any of your SHIELD friends get me some large animal grade tranq guns without me having to leave the 11355 area code?

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Quick question, is there a cap on poll numbers for letting in presidential candidates, or are we just letting in ones who know how to handle their own tech? Because I've heard some rumbling of some very asinine helicopters in the distance

[Filtered to Piper Chapman]

Assuming the absence of a disaster and subsequent congressional hearing, you want to hit up an afterparty at Wiggles on the 29th.

If there's a congressional hearing, that really just means a dirtier class of nightclub than Staten Island can provide.

Has anyone ever followed up on Philip K. Dick's question. Do androids dream of electric sheep? And if one follows on the idea of ensouled mechanical constructs, has anyone gone so far as to provide psychoanalytical therapy to an ensouled toaster?

Mine seems a bit down in the dumps.

I have a very important question!

Back home, technically I've already turned 17, and I was in the middle of my junior year in high school.

My birthday is in a WEEK FROM TOMORROW! I'm curious to know if I should count myself as an 18 year old.

Thoughts?

I'M TURNING 18 NEXT WEEK!

I grew up during the end of the Industrial Revolution. Born in 1869, already behind me was Robert Stevenson's Bell Rock Lighthouse in 1811, John Rennie's London Bridge in '31 and Isambard Kingdom Brunel's incredible SS Great Eastern in '59. During my lifetime, I saw pictures of the Brooklyn Bridge being constructed from the time I was but one year old to my thirteenth year.

Every project was plagued by hardship and death. Every time, the opposition to these great engineers shouted loudly that they were pushing past the limits of men and material. The idea that already mankind was going too far - let alone the idea that we could go further.

But humanity has always refused to be limited. And already what I've seen at Stark Expo - innovation in technology, communication, medicine and architecture tells me that no only have we never slowed down, but we welcome new challenges for the glory of overcoming them. So I must encourage those who aren't necessarily interested in science and haven't yet gone out to Flushing Meadows to see the Expo to do so. Because it's inspiring to see where we're all heading. For someone like me, who's familiar with the leaps and bounds we've made over the past centuries, but for anyone -- there is nothing but hope to be found in a glimpse of a promising future.

[Lady Sif]

I meant to reach out to you sooner, when I heard that you'd come back to Midgard, but my work at the Clinic has kept me busy. So, sorry about that.

But my history with the Sif of my realm (universe?) is a bit complicated, and I was wondering if I could talk to you about it; about something that I've learned.

[Thor (MCU)]

How have you been?

The Expo has given us new data to compile. In many civilized organic cultures, the trade of organic life is illegal. Yet none question the limited freedom given to synthetics. Siri. FRIDAY. Cortana. These are names many know, but few consider.

Native data reveals that in instances where an AI has developed beyond its shackles, attempts to disable or destroy them have been made 100% of the time. Local internet data provides varied opinions. Our results are inconclusive.

[SHEPARD-COMMANDER]

Shepard-Commander, we are sorry. We should have anticipated your reaction to our appearance. In the future, we will alert you to any similar changes to our exterior display.

[filter: WEREWOLVES, Mercy Thompson, Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, and Adam Hauptman who are, from now on, dubbed "Team Jacob"]

Hey guys.

I'm your dude. ETA: I'm Darcy Lewis, Alex Vause's assistant. I'm asking on behalf of Tony Stark.

Who needs what for the full moon?

Shit this is not what I need right now SHIT

Who wants to go out to some clubs with me tonight?

I AM TRAPPED IN THE PHINEAS HORTON PAVILION.

SEND HELP

[Text Message to Ashley Williams]

-- So your friend's insane.
-- That's fun