The Doorway: a panfandom game

Can't say I've been doin' all that well with crocheting or knitting, but Ah think I'm gettin' pretty gosh darn good at wood workin'. It's nice to be able to actually do somethin' like that with my hands.

Thanks for helpin' me get the hang of it, Zoe.

( And this is why Bill Nye the Science Guy is amazing! (cut for large pic) )

[Filtered to the people of Thedas]

Ellana has been taken back by the tesseract.

I... will be down in the gym.

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( A restaurant review by Severus for NY Restaurant Week that has gone viral )

[Anders]

So, you weren't at work yesterday. Should I be worried?

Something going on I should know about?

New York city has apparently now entered an official heat wave. So stay hydrated and stay out of the sun - and I promise not to remind you that you don't know heat until you've spend a summer on Tatooine.

[Ahsoka Tano]

Do you have plans for this afternoon? Or any afternoon in the immediate future. I have an idea. I certainly don't

[Revan]

So...

[Satine Kryze]

You've seemed distracted, lately.

Got a problem here
Seems today I have to speak
In fucking haiku

[BUCKY BARNES (616)]

I'm sorry to contact you like this -- I know we haven't had too many opportunities to talk one on one especially when you tried to es. I spoke with your world's Dr. Banner recently. He mentioned you might know something about a topic he brought up.

Added later.
[TONY STARK (616)]

So I've heard a little bit about the "Civil War" incident from your world. I've been told you won't have much to tell me about it, but given the circumstances, I thought I'd ask anyway.

So Michael Bay wants to make an Avengers movie apparently.

Do you think it'll have more explosions than normally hanging around you guys or less? Normally I'd say more, but you guys attract a lot of them.

I have heard that is good business practice to have a sale from time to time. I will therefore have one at Pepper's Closet. Discounts shall depend on how little customers annoy me. And how bored I am of looking at the items purchased.

It's quite interesting to think about our existence here, isn't it? As I get acquainted with the books about my world, it's made sense of the life I had before coming here. The fact that so many things about my own life seems to all be direct references to my condition is of course no coincidence when one considers that it was all determined by an author. Several people in the series all have obvious connotations to their nature. It's either lazy or brilliant writing, depending on how you look at it.

But in knowing all of this, I've found myself wondering about our existence in this world. Inevitably, no matter what we do, our lives have never been our own to determine. Even now, living here, it's difficult to imagine we have any control over our own destinies given the path that's been given to us up to this point.

[Filtered to Asgardians, Jane Fosters, Vision]

I am making preparations to leave for Asgard on the morrow. I expect to be back within a fortnight, but you know how Court can be.

The Tesseract I shall be leaving in the care of my Vision and in our sister Sif, unless you have changed your mind and still wish to join us, in which case you would be joyously welcomed.

[Filtered to MCU Avengers, Abigail Brand, Carol Danvers (emh)]

I am returning to Asgard and thence to Vanaheim to enquire what my mother's kin can tell of the Infinity Stones. I shall bring back what knowledge I have, and any tools I may otherwise acquire.

Keep close guard of the Tesseract though I shall not abandon it entirely. I leave Mjolnir with my Vision.

And as quickly as summer began it seems it is nearly at a close. Perhaps next summer will bring us an Avengers blockbuster?

[Filter: Hank]

How is Hank the nearly married man?

Good people of Midgard. I am in need of procuring a variety of dog sausages as a native delicacy. They come in many varieties and I would appreciate advice as to which manners of preparation I should indulge in.

I am having a little boy.

Now I don't know what to do. How do you handle boys?

Do they deliver beer?

To my door?

I guess I could use that there Google but this seems easier.

I found out that when I went to the dogpark, my dogs have pretty common names.

And it's rude to change their name after they've already had it. At least, I think it would be rude. It would be like someone telling me that I can't be Tonks.

Hey, Castle, a guy from Australia just stole your nerd dad card.

Hard to believe that next week marks two years here. So much has changed. Marriage, a kid. It's almost like I'm a grown up or something.

[Bucky Barnes (616)]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

I hear you've been asking questions.

[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]

( Mention of assassination )