The Doorway: a panfandom game

Folk who run the dog place downstairs. The tan bitch is a mite restless. Reckon she wants a new collar. The one she's got now is too thick without being wide enough to have a comfortable heft to it.

And here I thought Canada was supposed to be more tolerant.

[Storm]

...Vampires?

If I am an undetermined age, how do i know when I will not have to take courses any longer?

There is only a month left of summer. Half of my summer has been taken over by robots and the city being on fire!

Which, okay, bad. Not diminishing that at all it's like super terrible and what even is the world right?

But it's only a month before classes. I am so not ready. I haven't even started my summer reading list and also why do I have a summer reading list?

Did someone lose a package yesterday mornin? I'm afraid I bumped into a very tall man at the post office and I think we jumbled up our packages because this one sure ain't the pair of boots I ordered.