The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT MESSAGE TO: TONY STARK (MCU)

-- Is there any reason a computer would just stop working and then sit on a blue screen?

who buffy & the doctor!
what randomly meeting
where starbucks
when friday afternoon
warnings a sulking doctor, probably a pop culture reference bonanza, not much else!

Man, this is like being in Opportunity. Though I don't have to use Handsome Jack's voice so small bonus there. Very small. Like 1 in the pro column trying to offset the 1,000,000 in the con column. But hey, it's a bonus.

So what is there in this place for a former Vault Hunter to do? I'm good at shooting things, finding loot and, of course, I have my little lady with me. She's a sweetheart.

Filter: Steve Rogers (MCU)

Really think we have to work on your lines, Cap.

Filtered: X-Men & Logan's Squad

We found another mutant who needs help last night. Now that the White Event has happened, you can return to that mission, to helping people new with their powers. Lizzie's a sweet girl, but she's not used to clubs or crowded places. So her powers reacted in self-defense. No one got hurt, and no one there will start a mob for it. But one mutant dying was beyond enough, and who knows whether the next water balloon scene will draw attention. We promised you'd help her.

And... water balloons? I never thought I'd see that as a mutant power.

[attached: photograph of this dog lounged across the sofa]
JKHGJDFGHJK HE FOUND ME!! I DON'T KNOW HOW HE FOUND ME BUT HE DID! EVERYONE, MEET LOCKJAW!

I think I'm going to need a bigger apartment.

Someone needs to open a coffee shop asap. Because along with my morning coffee today, I was told Brew Ha-Ha is done at the end of the month. And I don't believe they're opening anywhere else. Don't make me go to Starbucks like everyone else. At least open.... Starkbucks or something.

Filtered: Sara Lance & Clint Barton (616)

Anything yet on those girls? I don't like any crime going on around Fangtasia to go unsolved.</b>

Who: Bruce Banner & Edwin Jarvis
When: Tuesday evening [backdated].
Where: Potts Tower.
What: There's no introduction to modernity better than science fantasy from the children's section.
Rating: Low

( a book, too, can be a star, explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly, a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe. )

( Filtered to Johnny Storm and Sue Storm-Richards )

Whoa that was a FREAKY space trip! Whoever wants me here coulda just ASKED, y'know, me and Val woulda found a way without doing THAT to me. Hmph.

I can't believe they're calling my mom to pick me up like I'm a little KID, too. I could totally blast any bad guys or creeps or muggers! And I don't even have to take the subway (but I COULD, I've lived here all my life, I mean, I know it's a different New York that doesn't even have a Baxter Building but STILL), I could fly and then it would only be, IDK, flying muggers who could get me. Are there any flying muggers?

Well, I guess now I think about it, I don't exactly know where this Potts Tower is anyway... Whatever, I'll wait with my boring SWORD babysitter for Mom.

Anyway, hi, I'm Franklin, I'm eleven years old, and I like video games and baseball and spaceships. The end.

They finally got you didn't they old boy?

Is this what it's like when you finally have your soul eaten?
It's not so bad. All those years of worrying about it.

Not so bad.

I miss home I heard there was a ranch run by folks around here. Anyone care to fill me in on where it is?

But Brew Ha-ha had my order perfectly memorized.

Granted there's a city full of baristas but it's the principle.