The Doorway: a panfandom game

What is a leonardo dicaprio and why should it be my dream to follow it around?

According to the genius of the Internet, I was meant to be a professional puppy sitter.

This is my personal favorite, of all the ridiculous questions I was asked.

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[Filter: Floors 7 & 8]

This weekend Lilah and I will be moving from floor 7 to floor 22. Richard Castle will be the Housing Assistant for this floor from here on out.

It has been a distinct pleasure to be your housing assistant, and I count many of you as friends. As such, I hope that we will continue to see each other, despite no longer living on the same floor.

If you have any questions feel free to address them to myself or to Castle.

[Filter: Floors 22 & 23]

I wish to introduce myself. I am Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, the new housing assistant for floors 22 & 23. I have been here over two years and I know that I know many of you already, but hope to get to know you all better in the next few months.

I work at the Public Library in the mornings and can be found at Widdershins much of the rest of the time. If you need me, please don't hesitate to contact me.

[RSTF & Potterverse]

With the whole end of the world I have lost track of where we were on our werewolf problem.

Can anyone tell me if we were able to make contact with our injured people in the hospital? We have another full moon upon us shortly.

[Filtered to Rikki & Anakin]

How do you guys feel about lazer tag?

[Filter: Leia]

Would your husband mind if I borrowed you for the afternoon? I thought we could have lunch. I want to talk to you about something. And even if he does mind, I'm your brother and he gets to talk to you all the time. I don't.

To: Betty Ross
From: banner@protonmail.ch
Subject: RE: Flu?

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[Basil Hallward]

You know, I think we'd both do well to take tomorrow as a day to be out of the apartment. Being sick has kept us both indoors far too long, I'd think. And we've that birthday dinner to think about as well, what should we get for my mother, do you think?

( Delivery for Kate Kane )

Filter: White Team

Cancel your week, bring out your time turners, because we have... 900 White people to look into. Someone at the Rising Tide figured out who wasn't getting sick or something and made a list. It's local enough, so we can do this. It's only 900 people HYDRA's going to want and Fox wants to register. Anne, what do we have permission to do with 900 people? Can we draft the rest of SHIELD?

I think I kinda like this result seein' as how I used to sleep in one all the time!


Your ridiculous dream job

You got: Professional Hammock Comfort-Tester
Congratulations! Your entire job is based around relaxation, as you lay and nap in all sorts of hammocks. I mean, somebody’s got to do it, right? And that somebody is you.

Now that I'm actually not dying or whatever that was, I suppose I should look for a job. I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions for someone with a GED and almost a full education in how to be a bodyguard for an ancient royal race of vampires?

Probably not, huh?

DELIVERY TO: Bruce Banner (616), Rick Jones (616), Clint Barton (616), Sharon Carter (616), Carol Danvers (616), Jessica Drew (616), Cassie Lang (616), Pinky Pinkerton (616), Pepper Potts (616), Herc Hansen, Natasha Romanoff (616), Jan Van Dyne (616), Wanda Maximoff (616), Pietro Maximoff (616), Tony Stark (MCU), Pepper Potts (MCU), Bruce Banner (MCU), Happy Hogan (MCU), Peter Parker (MCU), Gwen Stacy (MCU), Steve Rogers (EMH), Bucky Barnes (EMH), Anne Shirley, Carol Danvers (EMH), Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, Steve Rogers, Basil Hallward, Walter Blythe, Newton Geiszler, Vanessa Ives, Dr. Jekyll, Laurie Juspeczyk, Nick Fury (616)



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[Deadpool]

Where are you at? You staying out of trouble 'cause I'm not sure I like you bein' here if I don't know what you're up to.

I need a date for a wedding.