The Doorway: a panfandom game

The way we talk about the Tesseract reminds me of a cargo cult sometimes.

FILTERED TO MULAN:

How are you?

FILTERED TO MARY MARGARET:

Don't suppose you've got time for a cup of coffee with me this morning?

FILTERED TO HOOK:

Can you man the office for about an hour this morning?

Hello, I'm Wasabi, and I don't know how I feel about it being this close to Christmas already. So I guess since I'm apparently stuck here according to the welcoming committee, might as well ask: is there any place I can work that employs lasers and physics??

[Filtered to Sherlock Holmes]

Did you have anything in particular in mind for Christmas?

I have decided that I quite enjoy the modern Christmas. It would be very easy to concentrate on the negative things but I choose not to. I enjoy the lights and the seemingly endless cheer. I enjoy the songs and the trees and the decorations. It is not how I was used to celebrating Christmas at home but there is a charm and a joy to it that I like.

My friends, heroes of Potts Tower, the television says that Santa Claus is missing.

So why does the outside of the tower look like Jack Skellington just discovered Christmas again?

Boy, the Tesseract sure knows how to treat a girl. I got a rock for Christmas. That's not disappointing at all.