The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'm thankful for more years of music to hear and books to read. I'm thankful to be out of insane asylum Stars Hollow. I'm thankful I never have to say this crap in front of the next asshole boyfriend my mom brings to the table. I'm thankful I'm not a dead bird.

It ain't two truths and a lie, but there's still a lie in there for the bored detectives.

[Albus]
Any update on the IDs? It's holiday season; we could be making bank.

PEPPER POTTS (616):

Chuck's gone again.

[Text message to Anya Corazon]

--What are you doing this afternoon?

I'm officially too big to function. Castle had to put my shoes on today.

Seven weeks left. That's terrifying.

[Friends]
Castle says he's making a turkey, so if anyone wants to come for dinner on Thursday, you are welcome to it.

Ben Reilly.

I have a problem. Someone got a live turkey instead of just buying one at the store like most people from this century do.

Does anyone know how to pluck a turkey?