The Doorway: a panfandom game

Filter: Tommy Shepherd

Hello! How are you doing? Wherever you are, you're like.. totally safe and away from lightning storms, right?

Filter: Mark Sim

Hey! WHat's up That sounds lame I just wanted to, like, say thanks again for that trip to Jersey City. We should do it again sometimes!

Except you know.. not all the time because it takes a while getting there.

Today was an interesting day what with the storm thing and the sacrificing myself during the nerf war.


Kate, we can't eat at Edible Complex, I've been banned.

Filter: Sirius Black

So I decided to watch OotP since it was playing on TV, which I shouldn't have because I had to watch you die- okay, it's Gary Oldman and not really you but That's probably not

Hey.

Filter: Leo Fitz

Hey, man. I'm Sam Wilson. I'm aware that Agent Weaver has talked to you about some talk sessions with me, but I thought I'd introduce myself and get the ball rolling on that. Assuming you're still good on going ahead with this?

[16th and 17th floors of Potts Tower]

Hi. I'm your new housing assistant. I'm Carol, it's nice to meet you all. If you ever need anything, just come by my room. It's room 1607. I'm available day or night for whatever you need.

A List of Things That Suck

1. Electrical storms.
2. Lightning taking out every system in your suit.
3. Concussions.
4. Missing a test the day of an electrical storm because of a concussion.
5. Missing an entire day of classes because of a concussion.
6. Probably also crushing your best friend.

A List of Things That Do Not Suck

1. My girlfriend
2. My best friends.
3. Pie.

So I'm thinking about being Iron Man for Halloween this year, but the costumes in the stores suck compared to the real deal, you know? Maybe I'll go as Iron Patriot. Or you know who else is popular? Thor. A lot of people want to be Thor. I don't know if I have the abs for it, though. Someone on my floor at the dorm is going at Rainbow Brite and her girlfriend is going as She-Ra.

Hey kids, just because I'm head of security at Stark Industries doesn't mean I know what the big guy is doing. Cool it on the phone calls to me. I got better things to do, like make sure the people in the building are safe from nut jobs like the Bugle who think it's okay to send a random reporter here. Because yeah. I just let anyone roam around the place.

TEXT TO AUDREY NATHAN:

-- Something's up with 1005 again.

[ooc: sent around 10:30 pm]

Filtered: Ororo Munroe

Guess who participated in the nerf war. Only casualties nerf casualties.

Filtered: Will Graham

Want to grab drinks this week? I'm fairly confident I won't injure you.

Filtered: Severus Snape

I'm much less explosive now. Nothing like a couple weeks of training. That said, I'd rather not play Russian roulette with the commuting public. How easily is something floo-like figured out? If we need powder, adjusting that could be my next project.

I would like to invite you all to come visit us on late Sunday afternoon, so that Elsa can meet all the friends she had made when she was here the first time. It would mean a lot to both of us if all of you could make it. There will be food and things to drink and you're all welcome to stay as late as you want.

I TOLD YOU I WAS PRACTICING, JON. SUCK ON THAT.

Filter: Young Avengers

Hey, um.. has anyone heard anything from Tommy? Like, I know he's not around in the city lately but he usually responds to messages, and I haven't heard back from him since yesterday.

TEXT TO PEPPER POTTS (MCU):

-- We might have a situation at Potts Tower, Pepper.
-- I just got a text from one of the tower's residents that he heard a child crying in apartment 1005.
-- He's in there now, searching.
-- It's the same apartment where I saw saw zombies the other night. Also was told by a child's voice to go away, and then was slammed into the wall. Then the zombies disappeared.
-- His name is Michael Westen and he busted the door in.

TEXT TO ANAKIN:

-- My roommate has gone mad with power.
-- And sugar.

Lesson learned: don't drink tequila. Especially when you're a telepath.


[Filtered to mutants]

Things are looking bad again for us.


[Filtered to Johnny Storm]

So about what I said. Please tell me you don't remember what I said.

[Gwen Stacy]

If you insist on staying in Dr. Banner's lab so late, I must insist you order something.

The password to Tony Stark's Seamless.Com account is CAPT1ANAMER1CA

Who: Georgina Kincaid [open if anyone's interested]
When: Tonight
What: Georgina is a bit "hungry"
Where: The Woods | 48 South 4th St
Rating: Allusions to innuendo


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