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Oh shit

Who: Captain Marvel (616) | Open
When: Thursday evening.
Where: Just out and about.
What: Getting the lay of the land. Inner Carol angst.
Rating: Low probably.

( What was she supposed to do now? )

Hey, so. Can we not go to the beach until never? Think I've had my fill of seaweed and sea monsters.

TEXT TO PETER PARKER (MCU):

-- Hey, Pete.
-- So a couple weeks back I got my comic book collection from thd Tesseract.
-- The funny thing about my comic book collection is that when I was a kid, my favorite superhero was Spider-Man.
-- I was Spider-Man like six time for Halloween.
-- I showed 'em to Petey and Ben, wanted to know if you'd like to read 'em, too.

[Filtered to Widdershins and Ophiuchus employees]

What do we have in our collective arsenals that would be good proof against dreams?

I'm not usually one to find children adorable, but for some reason I found myself smiling at this youngling*.

[Filter: Nick Fury (MCU)]

I'd say that was a successful evening.

[Filter: Natasha Romanoff (MCU)]

C'est bon, j'ai commencé avec le français. Apparemment, la pratique rend parfait.

[Filter: Charles Xavier]

I haven't heard from you in a bit, but I also haven't heard that all of Manhattan's metal has been torn apart, so I'm hoping that means things are all right?

*no, there's no avengers, marvel stuff in that link, just ignore it.

I think I'm good with staying away from water for the rest of the year. Or summer. And seafood. Same thing with seafood. Maybe not the year for that... probably just a month.

Also, no drawing for a short while either.

Filter: Peter Parker (MCU)

Remember the time you said that I should never become a Death Eater? Or anything equally villainous?

Filter: Sirius Black

I guess I can be grateful you didn't go Animagus and pull me by the leg. With sharp canine teeth. Pretty grateful.

Filter: Ben Reilly

Um. I'd like to start talking to you again, instead of.. not, and just generally being huffy. If that's cool with you...

Filtered to the Young Avengers

I would like it stated officially and for the record that it wasn't my fault and I tried to help.

[Teddy Altman]

....Hey um.

You want to help me get rid of these baby squid?

[Filter RSTF: Patrol Group]

We ran into a vampire up in the Upper East Side. Strong bugger and he got away. About my height, blonde hair, pretty buff. Phoebe can probably give you a better description than I can, but if anyone feels the need to do some patrolling in that area you might keep a look-out.

[Filter: RSTF: Research & Magic Groups]

There's a group of us meeting tonight at Widdershins, if it's cleaned up all right - Bonnie? If it isn't we can go elsewhere - to look at the spell for Fangtasia. If you let me know if you're coming I'll order enough pizza for everyone.

[Filter: Lilah]

Can I say ow?

I have a very large aquarium in my basement that I'd like to get rid of. And some octopi and squid and other things. If anyone's in the market. But not until I get off work in about 18 hours since I sort of fucked off there for awhile.

Filter to Pepper Potts & Tony Stark (MCU)

I'm real sorry about everything. I'm going to be working extra the rest of this month to make it up to you guys.

Filtered to anyone who received a Chthulhu-esque gift from Happy

So if you guys want to return those creepy things I gave you, it's great. I really won't be upset. Or if you want to get them back to me and I'll return them for you. I'm real sorry for all of this.

[Filtered to Sadie Kane, Illyana Rasputina, Dr. Strange]

Remind me again why we decided to do this in my room?

I can still feel it and it's icky.

[Text Message to Natasha Romanova (616)]

-- Hey, so I was gonna go to that real estate place, right?
-- But a thing came up and it's still sort of going on.
-- So can you check it out instead?
-- [Address]

Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)

I need a job.

What is it that you do for work?

You seem to make a lot of money and also drink a lot. That sounds like something I'd be good at.

Is it considered "bad form" to bait the crazy drug dealer who lives on your block because you're bored?

[ Voice-to-Text Stateside MCU Avengers]

Hey guys?

Guys, you better get down here. I don't know what's going on but there's a guy down here that's dayglow blue and he's

[...]

Hang on. I think I know this guy. Hang -- Oh, geez

I'm in trouble.

Time Square.

[ Voice-to-Text Peter Parker (616)]

Um. What was it again you said about Max Dillon?

Voice-to-Text Filter to Former SHIELD

Hey, so we got a situation in Times Square. Glowing blue guy going on a rant about Spider-Man or something. Speaking of, there's the guy right there. So we got Spider-Man and blue glowing guy and a lot of electricity and a hell of a lot of people.

Looks like we're going to need some people here ASAP to help with crowd control and getting folks to safety.

ETA: I'm at [location]. Like I told Agent Sarissa, find me here, and we'll coordinate.

Yo.

Need help with evac in Times Square.

[Sully]
-- Are you back at the Ranch yet?
-- If you are, I think I'm ready for the memorial thing.
-- I think.