The Doorway: a panfandom game

I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

[FILTER: Runaways, Teen Iron, X-Babies, Spider-Squad, Young Allies, Young Avengers, Avengers Academy & Teen Titans. ]

So.

Billy and Loki made We have a problem. There's a giant mongoose on the loose and we can't get him ourselves. The adults can't see him. He's pretty dangerous, America already tried to get him and if she can't, it's a big deal.

Can we get some help?

I purchased my first vines today. I'm looking forward to getting them in the ground at the ranch.

[Beverly]

When are you free? I mean, if you'd like to help me get the Picard Vineyard's started?

So are giant mongeese... mongooses... normal for this universe? Because I saw one last night. I mean, is the Tesseract fucking with us again?

[FitzSimmons]

No, actually, it looks like we're out of Irn-Bru. You'll have to pick something else. Which is good, honestly, you don't need any more ammonium ferric citrate in your system.

So. I have two bottles of wine, popcorn, chocolate, a box of tissues and the remote control handy. Do you think I'll need anything else to watch the Silence of the Lambs movie? I'm also considering watching the movie version of Hannibal and Red Dragon. Just to, you know, catch up on the movie side of things.

Police deny assaulting a black man's vehicle so the capitol shuts down and your leaders are taken to the air for their own safety.

I feel as if this were a tipping point, it would have happened long ago. As such, it is surprising it is even news.

[Filtered to Young Allies]

And Captain America just propositioned me to join the Manfredi family.

For a moment I thought the patrons were talking about a new Fast & Furious film, but apparently it was more real-life than that.

[Filter: Kate, Sam, Angel]

I also overheard teenager talking about a club for vampire lovers that's down in Soho. I'm thinking about checking it out tonight and seeing if I can get anyone to answer questions or if anyone knew Meier.

Angel, you wouldn't want to come with me would you? You might get more out of people.

FILTERED TO AVENGERS:

I'm sure you guys have heard about or seen the car chase in DC on TV by now. As of this moment, the cops and other law enforcement are on it. They haven't asked for our help, so I can only presume they don't need it which means we don't interfere. I don't wanna get a call from MPDC saying one of our Avengers got in the middle of an investigation and now this guy they caught is going to walk away because of us. You know the drill.

That's not even getting into the vitriol going around about us refugees right now. We sit tight, let this world's cops do their jobs. I'm really not looking forward to another civil war over something we can avoid, so please let's concentrate on what we can do, which is protect this city. If anyone needs a patrol buddy, I'm game.

Who: Gambit & Quake
When: June 12, 2014 - 5pm
Where: Potts Tower
What: Gambit arrives and entertains himself. He's good at that.
Rating: PG-13. There could be some language.
Status: Complete.

( Testy Rats? He'd always been a cat person. )

There won't be another full moon on Friday the 13th until 2049.

Or so the internet tells me. It's really helpful, the internet.

[ PACK ]
If you want the potion, we have to stay at SHIELD HQ. I'll understand if you don't want it.

[ SNAPE ]
Have you made arrangements? I've told the girls they'll have to stay here.

Who: Remus and Erin
When: Thursday the 12th, around dinner time
Where: Erin's apartment.
What: Remus brings Erin a rootbeer float
Rating: Low, totally low

( With a small carton of vanilla ice cream and two cans of root beer, Remus had his hands full. But he knocked on her door anyway. )

[Hayley]

Hey roomie. You coming with us tomorrow?

[Jack]

Yo. We should hangout again this weekend.

[Filter to Fandral and Sif, Jane Foster]

My friends, I have received a most troubling text from a number I do not know.

Do any of us know [Number]?

[ETA: Filtered to Loki]

Loki, dear brother.

You know what we have not done since your arrival?

Örvar-Odds

[Text Message: Buffy Summers]

-- Buffy?
-- Are you on patrol?
-- There were shots and I think someone in the building was shot
-- Just- where are you?

[from an unidentified number]
TEXT TO THOR:

-- Guard compromised.
-- Get the tesseract.
-- Trust no one.

Who: Sharon Carter MCU, Nick Fury MCU, Cameo by Steve Rogers!
When: Around midnight tonight.
Where: Apartment 109.
What: Sharon blows her cover.
Rating: PG13 for blood.

( Ears were on apartment one-oh-nine. )

TEXT TO TRIP (on a burner phone):

» Trip?
» You awake?
» Oh god, tell me you're awake
» Please
» I need someone to talk to

[After this.]

I would like it on the record that I had nothing to do with the rather exhilarating car chase this afternoon. Just in case anyone was wondering.

It was far too showy, but certainly effective for inciting mass panic so I will give them that.

Who: Jasper Sitwell and Alexander Pierce
When: 1:18 am, June 13, 2014
Rating: PG-13 for death

( He made a call )

Who: Jasper Sitwell and Mara Jade's voicemail
When: 1:28 am, June 13, 2014
Rating: PG-13 for language

( Voicemail. )

Who: Jasper Sitwell and Pinky Pinkerton
When: 1:54 am, June 13, 2014
Rating: PG-13 for language, mentions of death.

( Just stay safe. )

[Filtered to Buffy Summers]

Where are you?

posted shortly after this, so not long after midnight

What is happening? -- I heard gunshots, and now there are people running down the hallway. Has anyone any idea what has happened and if someone has been injured?

(after midnight, obviously)

Text Message to Scott McCall

» Please tell me you're okay right now.

Text Message to Jeremy Gibert

» Hey, are you and Bonnie okay? I just heard gunshots or something.