The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO COULSON'S (AS YET UNNAMED) TEAM:

I'm sure there's something profound worth saying in the wake of everything, but I wasn't brought on for my motivational speaking.

And, honestly, I just want to sit down for a nice breakfast somewhere. Anyone else in?

Really nice to feel like the day might actually be saved, for once. Especially considering... well, everything. And if I've spoken too soon, not to worry, I'm more than up for fighting the good fight again.

What about the House of Life (epic name, by the way), everybody over there alright now? Everybody else?

Well, I found the animal, it was a puppy, that I named Troy. He is very fun, likes to chew on rawhide. It is taking my mind off the fact that Pierce died on my source, although, there could be other timelines, so he could be alive in one of them. That is comforting.

Plus, it wasn't because his actor did. So that is good. At least his actor is alive somewhere.

TEXT TO Mulder:

-- I've been called in by SHIELD.
-- Medical emergency.
-- Not sure how long I'll be gone.

I got a job! They gave me a job. They're letting me teach the little ones swimming at the Y. I'm scared. I've never had a job before, but I want to do really really well.

[Filtered to Finnick]

Let's have the wedding here. Isn't it pretty? It's close, and it looks almost like home. It's...Long Island. Near Montauk.

こんにちは, Potts Tower. I'm Michiru, one of Usagi's friends.

I arrived last night, but I saw how the sea was there was something terrible happening and thought it bad timing to make an introduction then. I've been to New York City before for concerts, but I understand that it isn't the same. Is there somewhere I could begin a payment plan for a violin, or perhaps somewhere I could perform and have one provided? Mine is at home.


Private to Usagi:
I'm so glad you're here, Usagi-chan, but I wish we were both home! How are you?

So, right. Tesseract, doorway between... well, places, and other places, got my own apartment, new telly, and oh, guess what? Apparently, I'm not real. Anyone who thinks that, please, stick out your neck and you can feel how real my teeth are. Yes, yes, I know. I got the whole, no biting people lecture. Can't a man have a bit of fun anymore?

Bloody hell, this place is going to drive me mad. My name's Spike, and the blokes in the black suits suggested I make the introductions. Can I just say I'm getting really tired of government operatives and people in suits mucking about in my life?

These people are nutters! Well, anyway.

I don't wish to be a bother to anyone, but please I need help. The charming woman who brought me here told me that most everyone here is quite nice and helpful, but I'm afraid that my capacity for remembering how to operate this box in the kitchen is rather beyond me, at the moment.

And our dear, happy family is all back together again.

I for one am a fan of this surprise vacation. Always wanted to see New York City anyway. And I've at least got some of my friends here.

I'm Isaac by the way and I sort of wish I could say this is the strangest thing to happen to me.

Well at least I have all my memories in this new place. So that's a step up from the last time I was whisked away against my will. This is starting to get really annoying.

I'm told there are people here that I might know? That would be a relief.

Hello, New York. Names Ruby or Red. I'll answer to both.

TEXT TO SAM:

-- So you were saying something about werewolves?
-- Guess they heard you.

So we're not going to talk about the fact that I'd be thirty now in my world. Instead, I'm going to focus on finding some bangers and mash -- which btw, that really sounds kind of dirty. Same with your spotted dick and thickies.

FILTERED TO SCOOBIES:

Not sure when I'll be back, but hey! This time the curse ruined my own birthday and not you guys at a party for me. Yay!

I'll be glad when next month comes and goes so I can get the bar exam out of the way. Those are so tedious.

Does anyone play music here? I kind of miss being in a band. I'm looking to get a drum set with the money they gave me and I probably should get a job. A new motorcycle is next on my list.

[Filtered to Gale Hawthorne]

What were you thinking? Are you crazy? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I don't think I'm ever going to like winter.

This is literally the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Of course Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles are the lead characters in the book of my life.

I'm going to blow a gasket. What's the fastest way to get out of this city?

I would have liked being in London yesterday. I saw enough to recognize that. But now, to get another job here.

TEXT MESSAGE TO ISAAC LAHEY

-- So, you know how our apartment has an empty bedroom?

-- Well, it's not empty now

-- Scott's here

[Filtered to Young Allies plus Firestar]

So Firestar wants to join us in on patrol. No time like the present, right? Sure there was that whole big thing at the magic house over in Brooklyn and then the stuff in London, but who knows maybe the thugs are out tonight.

[Howard Stark]

I need your help. I need to find a dress.

( Delivery for JARVIS )

Who: Scott McCall & Allison Argent
When: After Scott's arrival.
Where: Pott's Tower, 1010 (their apparently shared apartment).
What: Surprise arrivals, misaligned memories/timelines, being broken up but not at the same time so it's actually a lot awkward, etc. :D
Rating: Really low, most likely.

( This can only go well, really. )

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

Okay.

No more realms. No more trips. Nothing. I'm turning off the bat signal. I'm going to check in with our projects, do the PR you wanted me to do.

So. Hi. This didn't start with an apology but it probably should have.

[Happy Hogan (MCU)]

Hey buddy - back from England. Miss me?

Since the ESD doesn't have a basketball team, would it be possible to join the team at another local school? I'm not really sure who to talk to about something like that.

[Filtered to Agent Peggy Carter]

Peggy, I thought I would check in with you and see how your arm is this evening. I've been in conversation with Severus Snape and he has informed me that there is a paste he can make to treat frostbite, and I thought that if you aren't seeing any improvement, we might try that.

[Filtered to Agent Ianto Jones]

This is me, checking in on your and your ribs. Any unusual discomfort, additional swelling or bruising? Tell me immediately if you do.

[Filtered to Severus Snape -- added later]

That frostbite potion we spoke of yesterday -- is there a possibility you can make that for me very soon? We're going to try it. Thank you, for this and for your help yesterday.

The last couple of days have made me miss what the Rift could spit out (and I am more shocked I said that). But I'm able to make a difference now and not flounder anymore, pretty powerful on its own I think.

*Filter: Jack and Ianto*

I got a hotel room, just till Wednesday. Just needed a little space thanks to Hart showing up. Let's just call this me not wanting a rerun of the lipstick till we know what is going on.

*Filter: Refugees within NYPD*

Everyone ok? Keep meaning to touch base and after the last little while especially.

*Filter: Lindsay*

Sorry for the vanishing act! Long story but lunch soon?

You guys didn't have to get me aliens for my birthday.

I would have accepted robots too.

Jesus. Taco Bell, where the hell have you been my entire life? This shit is amazing.

For those interested: SHIELD training going as swimmingly well as can be expected for training of its type. I'm going to like it here. No one especially near and dear to me has arrived through the Tesseract, so that's a shame. Maybe next time.

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[Filter to Peggy Carter (MCU)]

What the everliving fuck.