ok, so asgard's cool and all but i definitely wouldn't make this place my permanent vacay spot. the viking lifestyle just isn't for me. i mean, i'm all for celebrating, but these guys celebrate
everything, and then they celebrate celebrating, and then they celebrate old things they already celebrated like when so and so was 1200 he got this scar on his knee from a hunting trip. i think i'm partied out, bros. and yeah, battle, battle, battle, i don't get how xavin lives for this stuff, but watching him fight out there is like... something poetic or whatever.
when i come back, all i want is a nice, hot bath, some fm radio, and a big, juicy, in-and-out burger and cheesy fries.
oh, and molly, i got you something hella cool. i'll give you a hint: it's pointy. and babe, where you at? weren't you supposed to catch a ride on the reading rainbow like, a week ago? what gives? you're missing out on all the action!