The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Coulson, Hill, Hand, Sitwell]

For their own reasons, the Asgardians have headed back to Asgard. Which leaves us with the tesseract. Refugees are coming in slower than they were this time last year but somethings up if they've all been called back. Which means that stupid thing is likely about to do something stupid. I don't know what that stupid is going to end up being, but it'll happen.

Has anyone been snooping in any of your respective departments?

[Natasha(both), Clint, Phil, Maria, Jasper, Bucky(616)]

She's checked in back home.

I'd like to thank you all for not getting another board game banned from thanksgiving.

Okay, so, I only had experience with one portal thing that nearly ate our city, but I can TOTALLY rank this one portal as the literal best. I mean, it takes you inside SHIELD. SHIELD!! And the poking and prodding was a little annoying and the not answering my twenty-two questions was a little rude, so you could kind of work on that but. BUT. This apartment is REALLY NICE.

I can live with a bit of rudeness if I get a free apartment!

HI! I'm Pepper! Well, Patricia. But nobody calls me that except my dad no matter how many times I tell him to call me Pepper so please don't be like my dad and call me Patricia.

TONY! The SHIELD agents told me you were here!

SHIELD and The Avengers. That's just great.

At least you didn't try to confiscate my hands.

Filtered: Jo & Sam

Okay. Holiday roadtrip? Sam, when's your break again? Should we ask Charlie? Others?

Filtered: Charlie

What do you get a girl for Christmas?

Thanksgiving seemed a success. Guess it's time for the Monday blues. Not to be confused with the Tuesday woes.

I may not get up early in the morning for Black Friday... but staying in pajamas, in the comfort of my bed is why I choose Cyber Monday. Though I guess even this year it started a day early.

I think I've ordered enough to warrant giving the postal carriers some cookies when these packages start arriving.

Filtered to Anya
I shudder was wondering if there's something in particular you'd like? I may not be able to afford it, but I thought I'd ask.

[ EMMA SWAN: ]

How are you holding up?

TEXT TO NILIN CARTIER-WELLS:

-- There's a new girl who looks like you. It's weird.

TEXT TO KURT HUMMEL:

-- Hey, Will.
-- How are you doing? Sorry I've been MIA lately.

I don't want to be here.

FILTERED TO KAINE, BEN, REILLY:

All right, I had a chat with Ben about this already, but I needed to touch base with the other two of you.

I've been keeping an eye on Oscorp with Jan -- you guys know her, right? The Wasp? Anyway, things are looking shady, and we want to put into place a rotating patrol. Jan asked me who I'd pick, so... you tell me if you're in or out.

FILTERED TO MJ:

Pssst.

( Earlyish morning delivery for Pepper Potts (tiny) )

i'm bored. call me crazy, but i kind of miss when our home got blown up every other month.

[Runaways]
is it just me, or have we not gotten into any trouble lately? maybe all our bad luck really was from nico. i mean, no one's died, we haven't been attacked by vampires, zombies (ok that one was my fault), or evil god things in a long time. molly, when's the last time you made wolverine cry? or gert, when's the last time you felt compelled to drop a sarcasm dagger in a bank robber's back? and xavin, do you even still fit in your uniform? are we just out of touch? or did this place make us soft? either way, if trouble isn't being dropped in our laps anymore, i think it's time we stopped being lame and find us some trouble.

Who: Peter Parker and Ben Reilly
When: Sunday, December 1, daytime sometime-ish
Where: Downtown somewhere
What: Peter needs his bro's second opinion on a special gift.
Rating: PG at most?

( We talking onion rings here? )

I require a grape, a knife, a glass, and a microwave.

How is it December? It's going to take a few months before I remember it's 2014 starting January.


[Filtered to all blood Parkers]

So hey this thought came to me and I was trying to figure out how to handle it. But then I went luckily there's like fifty of us by now, surely we can put all our heads together. The thing is, I know some of you might miss Aunt May. She's not in the know about everything, but I'd like you guys to be able to see her this month, as a holiday sort of thing. I'm not sure how to sell it to her.

I did just start a new job, maybe some of you are new work colleagues? Thoughts/ideas/shut up Peter go home you're drunk?

[Text Message to Dorian Grey]

( cut for image )
-- I checked. You're free.

[Text Message to Pepper Potts (MCU)]

-- Hi, I have a question when you get a moment.
-- Is everything alright with Happy?

FILTERED TO BRUCE BANNER MCU:

You've been quiet. Should I take your silence as a good thing?

FILTERED TO PEGGY, NATASHA, JANE, SIF, PEPPER & PEPPER, GWEN, & DARCY:

I think it's that time of year to do our annual Secret Santa.

Does anyone have a preference for a day for the gathering? What should the spending limit be?

Is it too early to sing (play) christmas music? I like them and am learning them. My DRDs can play the music too (other music, if you'd prefer (limitations for DRDs [use of space for other abilities])). Does anyone want my help (biped or DRD)? No dissecting dissembling removing hurting (not for science). Around apartment (carrying things, reaching things, fixing things). And more I'm sure. I'm a quick learner. My gift (for anyone) for some time at least.

FILTERED TO PEPPER POTTS (616):

JSYK I sort of hired Ally McBeal because she came through the tesseract and I assumed it was a sign, so we have a meeting with her at noon on Wednesday at North End Grill and she's taking the New York bar in February. Cool? Cool!

FILTERED TO DORIAN GRAY:

I might have slightly told Pepper about us?

If you remove the "might have," the "slightly" and the question mark.

This time of year always has been my favorite time of year in the city. I think it's more magical now than it was before.

Must be all the lights.

Tony Stark (MCU):

I wonder if Pepper was as ... perky as a teenager as the new one is.

I'd ask her myself, but I think she might hit me.

TEXT TO STACKER PENTECOST:

-- Feeling any better?

This weather is doing a number on my hand!

Anyone got natural options for making weather induced pain go away?

*Filter: Harry Potter verse*

Only an idea but maybe we could have a small party for Christmas just for our little group?