The Doorway: a panfandom game

OMG. THEY MAKE PURPLE MINIONS.

PURPLE MINIONS!

I need this. Holy crap.

That awkward moment when someone says "What's up, Buttercup?" on the street and you think you've been recognized, only to realize you're being cat-called. Welp, that dude certainly regretted his mistake. I think he has an inverted nose now.

[Warded to Steve Rogers (MCU)]
I think you've ruined my life.

[Filtered to Jean Grey]

On behalf of the Avengers and all of Peter's loved ones, I'd like to thank you for everything that you've done for Peter. I swear to you that we won't forget this. We've come up with a containment strategy that will allow us to safely probe his mind further in a conscious state, since Doctor Strange expressed his belief that the (necessary) sedation made it difficult to reach Peter's presence. If that doesn't work, we have other options in place. If it's convenient for you, I'd like to drop by this morning with a few friends of mine to pick him up.

[ETA: Filtered to Logan]

Thank you. For Jean.

[ETA: Filtered to 616 Avengers (including Ben) + Jaina ]

We're going to take custody of Peter this morning. Ben, Jess, Jan, he'll need you immediately. We're going to start with giving Doctor Strange another shot at it, after which point we'll meet Natasha's contact at Stark Tower for a brain scan -- which Jean has expressed interest in being present for. Thereafter, I'd like to have Jaina have another look. If these avenues prove fruitless, I'd like to consult Charles Xavier tomorrow. If you could encourage your friends to continue doing research, that would be greatly appreciated.

(See this comment thread for today's gameplan.)

FILTERED TO LUCY STILLMAN:

We've got a problem with one of our Avengers. Seems an enemy of his has taken over his mind. You up for a little exploration today?

FILTERED TO NICK FURY & BUCKY BARNES (both 616):

Rhode Island is mostly a bust. Cleaned out spaces, ports where there used to be ships that disappeared shortly after the attack on Stark Tower. All of the witnesses aren't quite sure. None of the leftover paperwork is of any use, but I'm still bringing it back.

Recommendations?

FILTERED TO NICK FURY (616) & BUCKY BARNES (MCU):

Headed back. Got the info and then some, always love beating the shit out of those tattooed assholes.

Left Harada alive. He's suspicious, ain't sure what to make of us, might wanna pay him another visit later on to figure out what he's got up his sleeve.

FILTERED TO JEAN GREY:

Ever had traditional sake, Red? Got a bottle of Umenishiki with your name on it.

Who: Dana Scully and Fox Mulder
When: July 30, afternoon
Rating: PG

( Mulder, it's me. )

I think Fiver's gone. He didn't show up to work today. Has anyone seen him?

[Annie]

If I ever disappear and you are still here, I want you to take over the tea shop.

[Filtered Private]

To move or not to move? Before last week, I was really thinking about moving south if I had seriously put in the effort for NASA and if they hired me. Though what I would do for them, I have no idea. Maybe help with communication in some way? Doesn't matter now that I'm taking up teaching. This teaching thing will probably be fun and it is language and I love language.

So now the question is: do I want to stay in the tower or move somewhere in the city?

I think I'll stay in the tower. If there were transporters here, I'd move in a heartbeat, but this place is very convenient.

Who knew I'd have fun being an editor of sorts? Certainly not me!

[Christopher]

I have completed my critique of chapter one. Would you like me to send the critiques back as I finish them?

I have reason to believe Dr. Tam was sent back as well, was supposed to see him for physical therapy but he never arrived.

*Clinic*

Can anyone cover routine physical therapy? I'm more than willing to fill in any blanks needed and was able to piece together what the healers in my world had done.

TEXT TO EMMA SWAN:

» I'll be back in the City today.
» Just stopped for breakfast.
» Can I swing by tonight?

TEXT TO RUMPELSTILTSKIN:

» Stopped for breakfast, should be in the City by Noon.

TEXT TO BELLE:

» I'll be back today.
» How has things been while I was away?

Who: Baelfire and Rumpelstiltskin
When: Early Afternoon
Where: Rumpelstiltskin's shop
What: Baelfire's return from his trip
Rating: Low

( Read more... )

Filter: Nick Fury 616
When you're bored. I need a hand getting the last of my semi-important shit over to my secondary housing situation.

Also. I may have agreed to a pillow fight and pizza in my underwear. When did I cave to girl-bonding time? God, get me out of this Tower.

So, what's this about glitter? It seems to be a popular conversation topic and I wasn't around to experience it. Did someone set off a glitter bomb?

Filtered to Henry

I've got a present for you.

Disneyworld was amazing! Hopping trains like a hobo took some getting used to, but it was too much fun. We kind of toured America like hobos. But we're home again now and I've stopped sparkling. Also I discovered a new use for shrinking down.

I have TONS of pictures.


[Filter: Kate]
Ummm. While Francis and I were being hobos...we decided to try dating.

Who: Spock and Christine Chapel
When: 30 July, lunch time
Where: SHIELD lunch room
What: A totally not awkward meeting
Rating: PG

( Spock did not normally eat lunch unless Jim or Dr McCoy insisted. )

TEXT MESSAGE TO NYOTA UHURA:

» As we have clearly grown apart since our arrival in this world, it seems illogical to remain within the confines of theoretical commitment.
» Our hectic schedules have contributed to dwindling resources with which to maintain interpersonal connections, and our lives have become increasingly separate.
» However, I have appreciated our time together, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors.
» Live long and prosper.

Filter to Reilly

When Osborn possessed Peter, do you know how he did it? How did you reverse it?

And sorry if you answered this already. I'm sifting through a lot of information.

Private
Experiment three coming along well.
Building located for purchase.

Filter: Tony Stark (mcu)
I am working on something I think you'll be interested in.
Maybe.

Filter: Steve Rogers (mcu)
Remember the glasses you eyed while here during the situation?
I have a newer set for you to play with.

So, apparently the DL at 95 Delancey st has Dorian Gray Dance Parties in their Red Room on Wednesday Nights. So, I guess that means I'm better than all of you.

Anyway, I'm going, because how could I not? If anyone else would like to go, you can find more information On their Facebook or here -- and I'll meet you in the Red Room

( cut for image, not filtered )

I wonder, in light of current media coverage of the British royalty and their new addition, what this world would have made of the downfall of Louis Capet and (more to the point) his son.

An utter hash, I suppose. If one can make a sensation out of a baby blanket and a car seat ...

[FILTER: Marguerite]

Have coffee with me.

FILTERED TO 616 AVENGERS + SPIDER-FAMILY + JEAN GREY:

Peter's back. I confirmed that it's him, but it might not hurt to have another person to double-check, since mine doesn't go as deep, but as far as I can tell.. it's him.

He's resting now. Not really in the greatest of places at the moment, so maybe wait until he actually wants to talk/see you before badgering him?

Thanks to everybody that helped. I'm pretty sure the Tesseract was the deciding factor this time, but you guys really do know how to come through for one of your own.

This is the first birthday in a long time that I haven't spent with my wife.

Who: Jaina Solo & Peter Parker
When: July 31; night
Where: Peter’s apartment
What: Otto has left the building.
Rating: Low!

( 'Welcome back.' )

(SEPARATE) TEXT MESSAGES TO LEONARD MCCOY, JAMES KIRK & E!SHERLOCK HOLMES

» Hello. I believe that it is a customary human practice to inform one's friends when one has ended a relationship.
» I have ended a relationship.
» That is all.

>> I understand that people use this medium when they wish to seek company for the evening
>> So I thought that I would enquire if you have plans for tonight

Who: Ben Reilly and Buffy Summers
When: very, very late night/early morning, July 29/July 30
Where: Buffy’s bedroom
What: Ben shows up unannounced and Buffy gets more than she imagined.
Rating: PG? I think there’s like a few swears. Some talk of possible deaths. Feeeeeeeeeeeeels.

( Awwww, but what will I do in my free time if you take away my favorite hobbies of worrying and beating myself up. )

[Molly]
yo, you wanna go to the mall tomorrow with Kurt? he said he'd buy you something.

[Runaways]
i figured out a way to fix us. we need a place. ours. we're too separated and its doing no one any good. we've never been this bad before, or correct me if I'm wrong if you're from like.. years ahead or whatever, but we need to get a house or apartment. something to keep us together. we can live in the van for all I care but something's gotta give. this ain't right.

I'm working on ditching this cane. We're almost there - I know they're just being nice when they tell me any day now, but it doesn't hurt to prepare for the best. I'm starting to hit the gym again, even if it waist up only, and once I'm in full fighting form, there's one thing I'm going to need: music. I can't run without headphones. (At least, not without singing, and you don't want that.)

So let's get some recommendations rolling, yeah?

[Filtered to Pepper Potts]

Miss Potts. I have noticed an account has been set up in my name and that funds have been deposited within. What are these for?

[Filtered to Anya Corazon]

Are they making you take classes?

[ETA: Filtered to T'Challa]

I think I shall take English, Mathematics, and Science

Today was supposed to be a great day because my best friend and Ex Lady Lover came back or came out of the closet or something. But then I officially found the first sign of the upcoming 2014 apocalypse.

I blame the Leprechauns.


The world is a dark horrible place now.

You know what? If you need me, text me. I'm almost sure we can have a civilized conversation about whatever it may be. But I have a life, friends and two jobs. I don't always have time. And since I need my paycheck, I can't just drop everything.

Kurt Hummel fit over. Go away and if you must come into my apartment, please take your shoes off. I spent forever shampooing the carpet.

I guess being alone in my head and not being in hell is a fair trade-off for being sucked into the plot of a sci-fi B-movie. Unless this is some weird hallucination intro to hell, which I'm not ruling out. Whatever.

... Sam, Dean? The knock-off Men in Black said you were here.

GROUP TEXT: JANE AND LYDIA BENNET

» Let's go on vacation.
» Just us.

[Filtered to Hank Pym Jr]

Do you speak any languages?

[Filtered to Janet van Dyne]

Saw your human interest piece.

[Filtered to Riley Poole]

You speak Japanese?</b>

TEXT TO CHRISTINE CHAPEL:

» Are you busy?
» Or are you spending time with Mulder?