The Doorway: a panfandom game

I KNEW I BOUGHT THAT RED AND WHITE BASEBALL CAP LAST WEEK FOR A REASON.

Three things:

a) I need to get this Pokemon to evolve ASAP.
b) I need want a date to the prom.
c) Rinse and repeat.

Some dude just gave me an egg. Said to do a lot of walking.

Considering all the other formerly fictional things and people here... I have my suspicions.

Omg if I'm right this is going to be the best day EVER.

I'm gonna go walk until I find out if I'm right.

UPDATE: I knew it!!! I went for a run and by the time I was done? THE EGG HATCHED. POKEMON ARE REAL HERE TOO!!!!

That's right, you're looking at the brand new owner of a cute widdle Wynaut!!!

Best honest... which dress will look better with my swords? One or Two.


[Filtered to Wade]

God, are you gone too? It'd be lot of pressure to be the only Deadpool around here. I mean I could handle it, but eugh pressure.

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm building a pillow fort. Because this is how It Starts and pillow forts fix everything.

[Deadpool Filter]
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Who: Wanda Wilson and Terry Cassidy!
When: Tonight!
Where: X-Factor Investigations!
What: THERE’S A NOISE.
Rating: Low, unless Wanda decides to whip out some guns.
STATUS: Thread, in progress

( A scratching. A thumping )

Happy Birthday Richard, Deadpool, Deadpool,
Deadpool, Headpool, and Moya

I made it, and I'm bringing it to the Deadpool party (I've saved a piece for you, Richard, in case you have other plans!!!). I'm so glad to share this birthday John chose for me (my second [didn't have a birthday] [I'm 27 cycles old, not 2 (if you were wondering)]) with so many other lovely people. Hugs for everyone who wants them.

TEXT TO DEADPOOL (616):

» Wanda told me you have a ring
» A RING, WADE?

TEXT TO LADYPOOL:

» Ok I hope me seeing that conversation isn't a secret because Wade knows
» Now

I need my friends

The dragon is from our world. Michiru and I need help weakening her.

I'm sorry if this is spoilery for the movie, but given it's in the trailer, I feel it's fair game.

I wish I could frame this and carry it around with my always.

Clearly the one bright spot about the awkwardness that comes from watching yourself ten years into your future.

Why do you have a favorite color?

What is it? Why is it your favorite?

Well... if I had to get transported to some other dimension, this seems as good as any.

I know my buddy Rocket's here, and I saw Tony Stark's name a few times... anyone else here I'd know?

Also... just want to throw a little greeting out there to all the ladies. D'ast, do I love the ladies.

...waitaminute. Totally random and weird question, but... people can die here, right? If this is another Cancerverse, I'm gonna be flarkin' PISSED.

Hey people,

( cut, not filtered )

A FULL BEARD?

[Filtered to the Deadpools]

( birthday invite )

So.... I just realized that my birthday is less than a month away.

Ok, so not REALLY. I mean, I've had so much crap done to my head that I don't actually remember when my REAL birthday is. But a while back I decided it should be April 1st, for irony's sake. Now, since I already got my big wish early (HI TERRY!), here's the rest of my wish list as I can think of it.

A PlayStation 4
A Nintendo 3DS (with Pokemon X or Y, Animal Crossing, and Mario Kart)
The Star Wars saga on blu-ray
A threesome with Terry and a girl of her choosing.
A kick-ass green tuxedo like the one in Dumb & Dumber.
A new pair of katanas, since my old ones got lost when I came here.
For Terry to let me 'use the back door'.
The complete series of The Golden Girls on DVD.

It seems I face a moral dilemma.

There is nothing more hateful than the word I.

[SHARON CARTER encrypted]

Have you gone to ground or did the Tesseract have off with you?

There's nothing quite like realizing someone you cared about is gone and you're not sure w. It hasn't gotten easier.

TONY STARK (MCU):

Why is it that when I'm not trying to write a speech, it comes easily?

AVENGERS (over 21), LUCY STILLMAN, MCU BUCKY'S FRIENDS *:

(My) Bucky's birthday is coming up, so I paid his favorite bar a lot of money to make sure we could bring a lot of friends with us to celebrate. If any of you would like to join us, you're all welcome to come. I never had the chance to go all out when we were young, and now he actually has friends besides me.

Saturday, 8 pm.

[* ooc: if you're not sure, ask dawn! ... or just comment.]

So I'm thinking about starting up my own X-Factor here. Obviously it won't be an all-mutant detective agency, but it's a start. Maybe we can do some bounty hunting on the side (that's for you, Wade).

I would need an office space. And money for the office space. And people interested in joining. Shit. That's a lot of stuff.