The Doorway: a panfandom game

With the departure of Captain Jack Harkness, his establishment, 'The Hub', has passed ownership to myself. While keeping with the 1940's era tea room theme, I've taken it upon myself to create a new menu, hire a handful of trustful employees to run the day to day business, and redecorate, keeping most of Captain Harkness' original photographs upon the walls. To help drum up business, I thought to hold a dance with live music, but I would be interested to know what people thought.

( Private to Self )

I am going to blow a hole through that stupid, glowing blue cube.

Eighteen years old. Finally.

All your chocolate cakes are belong to me.

Filter: Tony Stark (IMAA)

I'm Oh this is awkward Hi. You know that whole thing with where I almost killed you yesterday?

Sorry. I kind of remember a little more today.

[ Accidental Stream of Consciousness Post from Tony's Brain ]

Is there a man in my bed

Or am I a man in someone's else bed?



Does this mean I'm gay?

No clue what this place is, but I'm giving it five stars for the hot red-head wake up committee and the third bedroom filled with nothing but electronics.

[Agent Pepper]

So, big question for you.

Which I'm sure has you super worried considering the hour, but trust me, this is all in the name of fun.

Should I toss the $106 on [link]? Or just transfer the specs to make a Stark original?

Plus side, this one actually comes in purple already. It's a sign. Minus side, we already know how much nicer the things that I make that come in purple are.

Thoughts?

Filter: Her Tony Stark

Hey, look who lucks out in having a boyfriend living in the same apartment and doesn't have to scavenge around the tower!

Yeah, it happened again.

Filter to JARVIS

Hey there, J. How busy are you these days?

Guess who has an Adamantine mace again? Gotta appreciate that fine Greek craftsmanship.

[Filtered to: Tony Stark (Armored Avengers)]

Hey, you got a server or two or five you can spare?

I, for one, am relieved that Mr Stark saw it fit not to adopt a pet. Animal hair is a blasted nuisance to clean.

[Filtered message to Kate Bishop]

Thank you for the internet lessons. They were very helpful. At least now I don't feel like blithering idiot.

[Filtered message to Peggy Carter]

May I trust your discretion in a matter that is both sensitive and personal in nature?

Hello? Is this working?

This is most definitely not New York City, I don't care how much these people insist. I'm quite familiar with New York City, and this is not it.

I demand to be returned.

I just slept for like. 18 straight hours.

Wow, thank GOD I didn't get with the let's-age-you-up-and-change-your-body-size portal magic this time. If I had to get my dress for the wedding re-altered when they already fucked up once, I'd have nothing to wear for it. And that would make me cranky. And that's not pretty, just ask Tony.

Have fun, all of you, who are now over 21 and decide to try out how drinking feels like. Try not to go overboard because it'll hit you like a ton of bricks the next morning.

Well, that was one hell of a weekend. Major hat tip to the organizers of the robot wars. It was a fierce competition and a lot of fun. My fellow competitors gave me a run for my money. It was great to see so many awesome women competing.


That being said, celebratory ramen tonight! All are welcome.

[Tony (AA)]

So, if a certain MechE woman were still looking for a job... does that count as an interview?

[Female competitors of Robot Wars]

Great job, all of you. I am impressed by your work. Almost makes me want to start a refugee SWE (Society of Women Engineers) chapter). Or just have lunch together. Either works.

[BH6]

I still can't believe I managed to beat some of these people. Damn. Wasabi, no hard feelings?

Filter to Agent Pepper

I still say that dodgeball rule is dumb.

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[Tony Stark (MCU), Others that (616) Tony Stark would logically know are hackers.]

So. How many of you have orchestrated or participated in a DDOS attack before?

And ideally don't have plans right now?

[Sharon Carter]

Have you been to the New York Times website today?

Hey, all you people interested in bot wars (and all you other engineers and building types)!

I'm proud to announce that the weekend of April 10th will be the First Annual Stark Solutions Robot Decathlon!

What does this mean? It means a weekend filled with ten tasks to challenge all your robot building skills! We'll be giving out prizes to the winners of each task as well as a grand prize and medal for the top three cumulative scores.

So, I know you're all wondering, 'How can I be a part of this awesomeness?' There's a sign-up sheet down in the lobby of Potts Tower. All interested parties are welcome! There's no age limit, no skill limit, and if you just aren't feeling it, there's no requirement to stay through the whole competition (although that obviously withdraws you from the grand prize). So, go! Sign up!

Oh, for the love of God.

[Jasper Sitwell]

I've got, maybe a weird favour to ask? Can you access JARVIS and tell him I'm me?