The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'm bored.

So. F/M/K anyone? I'll even start you off.

Iron Man, Storm, Captain America.

And go.

If your feet are sore, don't try the frozen peas thing.

It's dumb and you'll just end up with mush between your toes.

Kiiinda weird seeing previews for my life 'movie' coming out tomorrow and what not.

[Bubbles]

Shit, I'm sorry about the other day. I didn't know but uh, is she okay?

[Steve Rogers MCU]

Okay, I heard what happened with the girls and uh... Buttercup is gonna use my bones to pick her teeth for dating her sister, isn't she?

Charles, I appreciate you letting me use you to hide from everything while I got my thoughts sorted out, and you know I love you, but I have to do something that isn't listening to you read your latest thesis.

Somebody please tell me where a girl can go have some fun here. And maybe get a job.

In that order, though. Fun first, then responsible adult income.

That was strange.

I've actually forgotten what a day off feels like.

[Tony Stark. All of them. He doesn't even bother to filter just one because they all just hack in anyway.]
I got some time to browse the internet today. There are way too many websites devoted to your facial hair and not enough devoted to my mastery of puns. I guess I'm going to have to try harder to slip them into public interviews or something.

[Steve Rogers MCU]

Looks like the stars and stripes are sticking around a bit longer. They've decided Iron Patriot was a venture worth keeping.

On that note, I have to say it was an honor to actually get to fight beside you, Captain.

Setting aside a few bottles for Jenn when the cube decides to send her back here.

Bras: Torture device or useless piece of fabric and metal?

Seriously, they're hard enough to take off when they're on someone else but how the hell are you suppposed to do up clasps in the back on yourself. Why do women need bras anyway? I mean, yes, it makes breasts look perky and pretty and va va voom, but seriously, men, we need to learn to appreciate them braless. Because bras - more trouble than they're worth. I think I'm beginning to understand why women used to have maids to help them get dressed.

God I miss being a boy. So much easier.

Fuck me, I'm white.






I'm also 500 pounds less than I was last night so if someone has some clothes I could borrow that would be ace. It seems I'm stuck like this for the time being.

[Filtered to SHIELD + Stark employees]

I swear I won't mock someone with Don't tase me, bro ever again.

Status: In hospital, doctors let me have my phone back finally. Some burns but I'll be fine, nothing got my face. What they really want is to keep me under observation since electric shock might have some neurological effects.

Nobody worry about me. If you do I'll get the suit to punch you in the face. I am however, always accepting care packages. Man cannot live on peas and mystery meat alone.

Uhhhhhhhh


What the fuck


[...]

Remember when we all got turned into kids? I made exactly 132 pancakes. But it was on purpose and no you can't have any because they were eaten weeks ago.

[Filter to Carol]

[Filter to Steve (616)]

[Filter to Tony (1610)]

[Filter to Carol]
I need someone to talk to
I think
I'm not good at
Do you someone who could hel
My girlfriend
The girl I sleep with
My paramour
I'm going to die before I can become an Aven
I let Justin di
I can't help them
I was supposed to be a bad guy, right? So maybe I can kill this chick before she hurts anyone
What do you say to someone who found out they're going to die?

[Filter to Julie]
Can you come home?

Always remember to tip your stripper.

So the Soviet Union broke up in 1991. The Berlin wall fell in 1990. The Cold War ended and no one dropped a fucking -- am I getting that right? Is that how it worked here? Is that what would have happened if Adrian hadn'

[HOWARD STARK]

My head hurts. Do you want Greek or Chinese?

First off I've been pregaming for the weekend since Wednesday-ish so coherency may vary. With that being said -

I've been sitting on this for a while so I thought it was time for my poll the audience option. Dr. Strange among other very gifted doctor-types have been working on my case (apply now to be considered for the Dream Team) and he gave me a... thing. That's supposed to help.

Supposed to wear this before I go into chemo. Thoughts?

You can say tumor but no mention of the C word is allowed in this post.

What I learned from SHIELD community outreach:

1. Protestors will find you everywhere, but that doesn’t mean they know you’re the person they’re protesting.
2. It would have been better if I was a werewolf. Duly noted.
3. It’s apparently socially acceptable to ask a stranger to show you their abs.
4. Having an amulet embedded in your chest is 'lame'.
5. Speak in dinosaur form and you’ll be called Barney for the rest of the day.
6. People are still shocked a Hispanic kid can like Captain America.
7. People are still shocked Captain America is liked in Mexico.
8. He's not Captain United States, all I'm saying.
9. High school bathrooms are terrifying things.
10. I hate teenagers.

( delivery for Antonio Stark )

Hello, everyone. I'm Betty Ross and I'll be working at SHIELD as of... well, today, actually. I think. The training wrapped up last week but I think I still have a few loose ends. So you'll be seeing me around soon!

Hopefully none of you know my father, General Ross. And hopefully there are not alternate versions of me running around with a goatee.

[Static flares in Rhodey's audio feed before the voice of one Antonio Stark overrides all other sound input.]

Before you say you're busy, don't care. You missed my birthday, champ.