No, Big Pet Industry-- I
don't want to star in your processed junk cat food commercial. I only ever fed that to cats when I didn't know any better.
No, Jaguar-- I'm not "purrrrfect" for your new campaign.
Anyone else had any insulting offers?
I'd ask Steph if someone wanted her to do waffle mix, but she's gone.
[Private to Nolan!Selina]If your life has been anything like mine, hope you haven't seen any "ghosts."
If you had the
idiotic "amnesiac flight attendant turned pet store owner" life... no comment.