The Doorway: a panfandom game

Saturn will be at opposition next week.

For those of you who knew him, Christopher Pike is gone. I know he was here for a while and had a lot of friends so I got some of his things that were here in the Tower before anyone came to get them. You're welcome to come over and look to see if there's anything you'd like to have. I know he'd want people he cared about to have them.

Earned me some money. Who wants to help me drink it away? Jayne, you owe me fourteen beers anyway.

Has anyone else started the book club selection for the month?

[Filter: Serenity]

I picked up the prettiest crystal today. I don't think I've ever seen one quite like it before.

Right! Guess it's about time to introduce myself officially.

Hello, New York. I'm Lord Death. Yeah, you read that right.

But most people call me Death the Kid, Kiddo, Kid, whatever you'd like, really, since my father was Lord Death longer than I've been so far.

This place is most strange, with a sun that just sits up there and an actual moon that we can see. Maka's told me a bit about it so far, but now I'd like to get to know you all. Your names, where you're from, which abilities you have. Whatever you'd like to share, really!

If anyone ever sees two twins named Liz and Patty, send them my way, would you?

( Filtered to Maka )

I have traveled to a whole different galaxy. I sat through an interrogation I have been assessed by your people, and then was passed on to be prodded and examined by Terran doctors.

Customs here are really very strange. Also, the technology is inferior to that which exists in the Andromeda Galaxy.

None of that matters.

Has anyone recently seen a man that calls himself Star-Lord?

What Qing Wa Cao De Liu Mang took me off my ship and brought me to this Ho Tze Duh Pi Gu corner of the verse?

How do you know if a domestic animal must be named or not?

[this is a picture of a scorpion]

loud

Well this ain't right

Okay wow, getting outed is such a pleasant experience. Lets not do that again. In the interest of that, hello everyone, my name is Liv. And I'm a zombie. Please hold the pitchforks. There's not going to be a zombie apocalypse. I'm mostly like I was before, just as smart just as skilled.

[Serenity Crew]

This may be an incredibly odd question, but has anyone else seen a man wandering around the network that looks just like Badger?

Guess I'm on the list of people without superpowers. But I don't mind mine being gone. It actually feels pretty incredible If there's anything I can do for anyone who's having more trouble, let me know.

DEAN+CAS

So, after this whole powerless thing is sorted out. Road trip?

I'm free to go now, but I figure we should stick around to make sure things don't go to pieces while so many superheroes are out of commission. And it looks like you guys have your hands full at the moment, anyway.

it's quiet

Hey everybody! I came up with an idea that I thought might be fun. A door decoratin' contest. Now we've already missed Easter but I thought it'd be nice to celebrate spring!

So here's what we're gonna do. If you wanna enter, leave me a comment here. You don't haveta do it but I'd be right happy if you did. The official start date will be May 1st and run until the 15th. Then on the 15th we'll judge the doors and the winners will get....somethin'. I don't know what. Wash and me ain't decided yet.

Anyway I hope some of ya like this idea. Inara and me will decorate our door but we won't be in the contest 'cause that wouldn't be fair. It'll give you an idea of what we're talkin' about though.

Okay. This is a rather interesting situation to find myself in. I got the welcome speil but I admit it wasn't exactly what I expected to hear when I arrived.

I assume that talk is accurate of the situation we find ourselves in and not just people making it up?

I would like to facilitate an evening of gaming.

I have a new tea set that I would really like to have an excuse to take out of the box. Would anyone be interested in joining me for tea tomorrow afternoon?

I don't understand the scientific possibility of two individuals swapping bodies. Have their brains been physically relocated to the other body, or are their brainwaves merely rewriting over the host's existing brainwaves? How is one's personality affected by being inside a body of a different sex, with different hormones? Is it difficult to adjust to a different center of balance? Do super powers or magical abilities remain with the host body or are those transplanted with personality?

Who: River Tam and Simon Tam
What: River deals with the fallout from her dungeon
When: Backdated to after her dungeon
Where: River and Simon's room
Warnings: Firefly-level warnings

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