The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Noh-Varr]

Are you still yourself?

TEXT TO JEMMA SIMMONS:

-- Hey :)
-- if you're not busy and you're feeling well enough, Kate's throwing a party. You should come.

I say we party that the end of the world didn't happen! Light up the 13th floor, dance until we can't dance anymore.

PARTY TONIGHT ON THE 13TH FLOOR. STARTS AT 8PM! GOES TILL YOUR LEGS GIVE OUT.

YOUNG AVENGERS:

Who knows how to make donuts? Nothing's open, and my g Jem my girlfriend wants donuts.

TEXT TO BILLY KAPLAN:

-- bro
-- how come Tommy says he didn't know about you and Loki

[ FILTER: YOUNG AVENGERS, sans LOKI & BILLY ]

He dumped me. I'm sure you all aren't surprised.

[ FILTER: SPIDER-MAN (MCU) ]

Thanks.

That hurt.

Happy National Pancake Day. Who wants pancakes?

Note to self: get a new eyemask. This one smells like subway.

FILTERED TO TOMMY SHEPHERD:

Hey you. How are you?

FILTERED TO BILLY KAPLAN:

You know what we need? A gossip day over coffee.

FILTERED TO YOUNG AVENGERS:

What do you guys think about a training session at the mansion? Been a while.

Tell me, who is responsible for this fun? I was just talking about how boring non-aggression can be. You're a fascinating person, Moriarty. But this place seems beyond your doing.

So Today's Google Doodle dedicated to Italian physicist, chemist and electrical pioneer Alessandro Volta kind of brings back awkward memories of my weird early teenage* electricity-welding Asgardian phase. And the possible assgardian jokes

What about everyone else. Anyone else have weird or embarrassing high school fads they totally fell into?






*Yes, I recognise the fact I'm still a teenager. And there's a pretty good chance I'll look back on wearing galaxy print bodysuits with the same horror. But that day is not today.

FILTERED TO YOUNG AVENGERS:

I am going to incommunicado for the next two days. Leaving bright and early tomorrow for Boston for the LONE BELLOW tomorrow night OMG. See you guys on the flip side!

I keep getting Uptown Funk stuck in my head. Please tell me I am not alone. All I want to do is dance.



There are worse things a song could make me want to do.

KATE BISHOP:

Are you doing anything on February 12?

YOUNG AVENGERS:

Does anyone else find it strange to stay in one place as long as you have so far? I know you haven't all stayed in New York consistently, but I mean more like... settling in one place instead of jumping around. I feel like I'm waiting for something else to happen.

Maybe I should take a trip and spend some of this money I've made. Maybe that'd help.

JEMMA SIMMONS:

How do you feel about beards?

Oh my god, I fell asleep on the couch and now my neck has a crick in it. I'm dying. Cassie, I need slightly smaller than normal you to do the stepping on my back thing.

FILTERED TO KATNISS EVERDEEN:

I'm going to the target range tonight. You wanna come with?

FILTERED TO FINNICK ODAIR:

I have a proposition for you.

TEXT TO NOH-VARR

-- Hi!
-- Good Afternoon :)

I'm not from Earth, so I had a lot to learn about human culture at first. I learned really quickly that one of my favorite things about Earth was the food.

The other's music. And because it's a major holiday here right now, and all the stores have been playing music nonstop for weeks, I was wondering what everyone's favorite Christmas songs were. Every time I think I have a favorite, I hear something else I really love instead, and I'm always looking to expand my playlists.

JEMMA SIMMONS:

The cookies you made were amazing, thank you very much. Do you think you could teach me how to make them?

TEXT TO KATE BISHOP (616):

-- I thought you were just going to be my cheerleader.

YOUNG AVENGERS:

I got two jobs. :) And a half, although I won't be paid for that one.

Why is it socially acceptable here to pay a charity for a date with a person, but it isn't acceptable to pay the person directly?

Last year the Potts Tower Date Auction was a huge success, and it has become an annual event. This Saturday, at 7 pm, Fangtasia's second floor will open early for the date auction. For one night only, anyone age 15 and older will be welcomed to Fangtasia with open arms and a festive red bracelet if you're under twenty-one. A free drink for everyone who attends, two for everyone who volunteers to be auctioned off. All dates may go as they please, but if you empty your pocket book winning a date, you may enjoy a complimentary meal at Fangtasia. So come one and all, for charity and good cheer. All money raised will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Sign up here or any day this week at Fangtasia. BYOM*

Filtered: Robin Hood

Forgive me if this is too forward, but could I interest you in participating in the auction? Everyone knows your name, and the charity has even named itself in honor of you. You could bring in a great deal of money. And convincing the rich to part with their money with a drink in their hand can be even more effective than a bow and arrow in this day and age.

*Bring your own mistletoe.