The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Anne Weaver]

I've calmed down considerably. Want to tell me why?

[Felix Blake]

I feel like I should apologize, but since it wasn't my fault - I won't. I am sorry that you had to be subjected to that.

[SHIELD]

Do not set me up.

I go away for a few months and the coffee vendor closes down. There is no god.

[SHIELD]

Got something to do this morning then who needs me where and why?

Having watch SHIELD's efforts to surveil and identify superpowered individual with an exponentially larger budget, I rather doubt Senator Reilly's committee is anything more than big words and longer shadows.

[Filtered to Anne Weaver]

How do we feel about leaving Manhattan for an outer borough?

[Melinda May]

Just checking in to let you know I'll be very much not available for most of tomorrow. I hope that's all right!

Also, I'm sad about

Filtered: Phil Coulson & Melinda May

I'd like to make a proposal for Grant Ward.

Filtered: Fandral

How much did you enjoy being Melinda May? I eluded those shenanigans again.

Who even believes HBO didn't leak Game of Thrones themselves?

ETA
Filtered: Grant Ward

You're coming home with me.

Now that basketball is over, I guess it's back to work.

[Team TAHITI]

Coulson has an idea about the writing. Meeting tomorrow at noon.

[Filtered to Grant Ward]

Hey

[Filtered to people who know Jasper's alive]

It never fails. Take a weekend off and your bracket goes to hell.

[Fury (MCU), Romanoff (MCU)]

This is May. It seems that I've been swapped. In any case, I thought you all should know that Sitwell just tried to kill Coulson. I stopped him of course, but I don't know what that was.

Well that does answer the question of what it is to be a Midgardian.

I had thought it more a theoretical exercise. Ah, knowledge does always come at a price. But at least it is a fetching one.

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, Akela Amador]

We've got a situation

[ETA after this: Filtered to Melinda May, Natasha Romanoff]

Sitwell, J. 837884COO.

You might want to check. I think you're missing something.

So much for my brackets.

Now I need something else to do.

I've got March Madness brackets. If you want one, speak now.

[Filtered to Ascension Crew + SWORD + Claire Wise]

We've made our case with the Celestials. Nearly all of you handled yourself admirably, with composure, and brought to this mission the consideration and gravitas it deserved. I would be happy to offer all of those over the age of 18 a position at the Sentient World Observation and Response Department (S.W.O.R.D.)

Otherwise, grab food. Debrief will begin at 1330. SWORD personnel, They deferred judgement while we were there and rather strongly implied that we would be best served returning home. A full report is pending, expect it on your desks by 1800.

And Mr. Barnes, will you please return your stolen wildlife to wherever you found it.

[Filtered to Upper level SHIELD]

I have transcripts of the testimonies from the Ascension. Some are more interesting than others, but we might wish to earmark a couple for recruitment

[Filtered to Claire Wise]

How are my girls?

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff]

Salazar took your girl into custody.

( SHIELD + Friends* )

You can add me to the list of people who're sick.

I'm officially not a fan.

*feel free to assume friendship if you want

[Filtered to Abigail Brand, Carol Danvers, Melinda May, Sharon Carter (MCU)]

Ladies,

I was wondering if we might open up a discussion outside of military ears regarding this Judge and what responses we're willing to take.

And how we might be able to leverage that.

If anyone wants to get in on the March Madness brackets, let me know.

I have numbers.

Also, I'm back.

[Filtered to Akela Amador, Newt Geiszler]

How do you feel about rum, robotics, and something else that starts with R for the sake of consistency?

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

That took a little longer than anticipated. What did you want to show me?

[Filtered to people who know Jasper's alive]

Now that football and made-up sports like cricket are done for the year. You know what time it nearly is...

Gentlemen (and we'll include ladies) Start your algorithms.

I'm going to be away again for a while.

If anyone needs me, speak now or forever hold your peace. I leave in 16 hours.

[Team TAHITI]

Don't ever try to prank me again.

[ooc: So May finally got them back. Some way really dirty and awful where they literally got dirty some way. I'm not sure since I'm bad at figuring out pranks but say they all ended up covered in gross stuff. And she's Not. Happy]

Filter to Melinda May

I've been wondering how HYDRA feels about the Super Bowl. Especially since we're in the land of the Seahawks.