ATTENTION: APRIL LUDGATE-DWYERHello, April! It is my understanding that you have stumbled into this interesting world filled with the most interesting people (my sources... well, I guess they're your sources, too, anyway! they say that people from Harry Potter are here. Is it true). Oh yes, and this is Councilwoman and Deputy Director of Parks & Recreation Leslie Knope, your boss from Pawnee, Indiana.
Please let me know how you are fitting in here, and also
I don't remember you leaving?
Also, what is the status of Pawnee? I didn't really destruct it, did I?
Also, how is Joe Biden?