The Doorway: a panfandom game

Well, I got exactly none of my summer reading done. What's good

Nice to be home, though.

This is worse than the day after St. Patty's Day.

Everyone good? Good.

[Filter: Sue Storm-Richards]

Did you figure out how to be not invisible?

Also. I think I talked about leftovers with Magneto. It was weird.

[Filter: Jo Harvelle]

Do you think hangover cures work on memory dumps?

I'm going to sleep this off.

So my roommate is a cop and if what's stashed under my bed is anything to go by, I've got a serious knife and gun fetish.

Anyone else learn anything interesting about themselves today?

How do you know if leftovers are still good?

[ Accidental Stream of Consciousness Post from Tony's Brain ]

Is there a man in my bed

Or am I a man in someone's else bed?



Does this mean I'm gay?

Filter: Ben Reilly

... hi? Are you around? Do you have your memory?

Did anyone lose a large black dog? I seem to have one with a collar and no tags. I don't remember owning a dog or anything else actually and I wanted to ... Check.

He's moderately well behaved, can obey simply commands, and wanted tea for breakfast. is that normal

I'll be taking him for a walk in a moment and I think I might keep him if he's not claimed.

[Avengers - All Teams]

By now, I'm sure you've all seen what happened in Johannesburg, and you deserve an explanation.

Someone, who we encountered at Strucker's castle, has the ability to control or influence minds. We don't know how she gained these abilities yet. We know about the White Event, and we also know that HYDRA has been messing with human experimentation and cloning. This person has, thus far, influenced the majority of the team, and she influenced the Hulk while the Avengers were in Johannesburg for other reasons.

Stark Charities have already allocated relief funds and resources, and we're going to do whatever we can to help the area. And we're ignoring, and going to continue to ignore, the protestors who are demanding for the arrest of the Hulk. That's non-negotiable.

But, I think... we all need to aware of what else is going on right now -- Why the Tinkerer's toys were back in play.

Bruce Banner and I were working on an AI system which has escaped Stark labs, taking on a life of it's own. He was responsible for taking JARVIS off line -- and was in Johannesburg trying to find weapons, from what we've been able to figure out.

We also know that he's calling himself Ultron. Which is why I thought we should... talk about what to do next.

[Potts Tower Residents, Stark Tower Employees]

There are protesters outside Stark Tower calling for the arrest or surrender of the Hulk. Whether you agree or disagree, that's up to you. But I ask you show the protestors nothing but respect.

[Howard Stark & Edwin Jarvis]

I'm fine.

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

Well, I didn't die. And we're safe.

Shit, well there goes sleeping in helping this headache. Still feel like someone squeezed a whole rhino elephant into my head.

Filter to Park- Pete-

Filter to Gwen

Wanna go to a movie to chill out in their AC?

You know, of all things that were once considered fireworks or could have been considered, I think the one that is simultaneously disappointing and relieving that you wouldn't find in stores today is the Pharaoh's Serpent. On one hand, how freaking awesome is that?! Like you have sparklers and Roman candles and then this thing which is like a bunch of tentacles reaching out from beneath the ground. On the other hand... mercury (II) thiocyanate being toxic means we stay safe especially when you have to be up close to watch that happen.

Thankfully, there are less chances now of fireworks killing us of mercury poisoning.. and of all my years in NYC, of memories of when doing fireworks on rooftops had not yet been considered illegal, I don't remember ever hearing of Pharaoh's Serpent being a thing so I guess we've always been a little safer.

This slightly morbid outlook on fireworks has been brought to you by Gwen and her empty stomach who are both waiting for stuff to cook at this BBQ.

Happy Fourth of July!

Filter: Mayday Parker

Just for the record because I know you'll consider it... you do not have to bring anything. We have more than enough here

Today really sucks.

( Hoban Washburne )

So. New York is expensive, and because no thank you to service industry jobs, nobody's in need of tutoring or babysitting services are they? I mean, I can't exactly provide references here, but I'd be more than happy to go through the usual interviewing process.

Or does anyone know of any place looking to hire a paid intern anywhere? My specialties include: Coffee and pizza delivery, being pretty quick when it comes to filling orders, and I grew up on science so I'm not completely lost when less than socialthere either.

Seriously though. Please save me from a life of serving coffee. Not that there's anything wrong with serving coffee -- the people who do it are like the left ventricle of the world, keeping the rest of us going into the long hours of finals prep -- I'm just kind of not good at it.

Aw yeah. That great time of year again to narrow down where to watch the fireworks. Although I got a lot more options this time

I don't mind when a beautiful woman wakes up in my bed but this isn't how it usually goes.

[Filtered to Sue Storm-Richards]

Hey, I need pants. Oh, and shoes.

Need a favor. Anyone got a spare shirt? Preferably large. Doesn't matter how large, just larger than a size 2 in girls' size.

Filter: Flash Thompson

Where did you go?

Hello, my name is Matt Murdock,

I wanted to take a moment to thank the countless numbers of the community here who stepped up to help aid the resident's of Hell's Kitchen during last night's crisis. I know I am not alone in my gratitude, It's an area of the city that has certainly suffer more than it's share of trials in recent years and, thanks to your bold and courageous efforts, we've got a lot less to mourn today than we otherwise might have.

We're all greatly in your debt.

Filter: Steve Rogers (616)

Hey. Were you around in NYC last night?

Filter: Ben Reilly and Mayday Parker

Guess who was all over the news! Well, okay not all really all over. I mean, they had to cover the fire but then you got superheroes swooping in and of course, who wouldn't want to catch some of them on the news, and basicall, I saw hints of red and blue. Are you two okay?

Filter: Mayday Parker

And if you're up for it later this week, hoping that you didn't inhale too much CO, want to grab lunch near the gym I took those kick-boxing classes at, the ones I'd mentioned before? Plus, seeing you in person and seeing that you're okay would really help.

So I don't think I was supposed to end up here?

So. You know those days when you finally think you've got your life pretty much figured out? You know, you're done with highshool, and you're like "Hey. Cool. I know what I'm doing now." and all the adults in your life look at you like you're crazy? They tell you you've got a lot to learn still and you just never listen? Yeah. That's totally where I was at and, I'm pretty sure, even if I had paid complete attention, the word Tesseract and the phrase "Now you might get whisked away to a totally different New York" probably never would have come up.

Bonus points? This place has nice tech and social networking is kind of the thing my generation does best. So. Yeah. I'm May Parker, my friends call me Mayday, science is my bread and butter, and, if somebody could be so kind, I could use a pointer in the direction of the best street vendor for hot dogs in this reality?

And my thanks to the people at S.W.O.R.D. for making this as easy on the awkward as is possible.

Filter: Ben Reilly

It looks like James's watches still work even though he's gone. Just noticed Sirius is gone. I owed him his leather jacket.

Filter: Friends

I know it's only the middle of the week but, seriously, fuck it. Not like I have class tomorrow. Who has drinks and/or time to spare?

TEXT MESSAGE TO STEVE ROGERS (616)

» So if we're going to go all the way to Long Island Sound
» I think we should start out early Saturday morning.