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Sep. 25th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

No reason, but if someone were to say, completely shatter their window, what would be the best way to go about getting that fixed?

[info]huge_mistake

Who: GOB
What: GOB tries to fix a small problem, makes a bigger one
Where: GOB's apartment
When: Weds evening
Rating: low. He can't even swear.
Status: closed; complete narrative

I've made a huge mistake. )

Sep. 8th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

You know, if you're going to hire a magician, you should probably pay attention to their name and the description of your show.

Because don't blame ME for scarring your child because you didn't realize a show called BI-GOB was going to have references to sex with people of both genders. COME ON!

And was the restraining order entirely necessary? I mean, how was I to know that chick was only 16?

Besides the fact that it was a Sweet 16 party, I mean.

Aug. 25th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

Important announcement Pott's Tower!

Yours truly has perfected the most amazing act that the New York has seen!

BUT! I need assistants. TWO in fact! A man and a woman because-

My new act is called BI-GOB! The first openly bisexual magician in the Magician's Alliance.

WHO WANTS TO MAKE MAGIC HAPPEN???

Aug. 20th, 2013

[info]daredevilish

Voice Post

Whoever is playing that god awful Europe song is about to-

I think I am getting a migraine.

Aug. 14th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

WHAT THE *beep* IS GOING ON HERE???

TONY *beep*ING WONDER!

COME ON!

Jun. 30th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

Okay, Okay, Okay, I have a hypothetical question. Since it's like, big gay day or whatever.

If you have sex with a dude, who is wearing a mask with your face, because you think it's a chick, and you were trying to catch that dude not being gay, and you'd been flirting with him and maybe you might have like, these weird feelings of something like happy when they are around, that totally doesn't make you gay, right?

Filtered to: TJ Hammond

Not counting a little making out and sucking each other off, that's like a freebie, right?

Jul. 1st, 2013


[info]hippobrooch

Now, I just know nothing will top this. Not even in my own New York.

Who's going with me to the gay bars?

May. 28th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

I watched this show.

I probably shouldn't have. *Beep* that, totally inaccurate.

Except this:

Filtered to: TJ Hammond

Apparently...me and Tony Wonder...

Man.

[info]vodkarocks

The only reason I know who Kristen Wiig is is because I walked in on my son watching that sophomoric obscenity she tried to pass off as a comedy.

I'd file a suit for defamation if my lawyer knew the difference between libel and liability.

May. 24th, 2013

[info]yellowjoint

Ohhhhh boy. It's finally happened, hasn't it? I've finally gone crazy. Yep, I knew they'd one day drive me to the loony bin, but I didn't think it would happen so soon - and with dad finally out of jail. I thought I'd at least get to see George Michael graduate high school and meet a nice girl... or any girl really.

I guess New York City is as good a place as any to be trapped in your own head. Oh god, what if I'm in a coma? Am I in a coma?

May. 21st, 2013

[info]hairysituation

I HAVE A JOB!!

IT WAS SO EASY TO GET!
take that, GOTHEL

May. 18th, 2013

[info]hairysituation

Who: Rapunzel and GOB
When: Backdated to Thursday
Where: Starts in the lobby
What: Rapunzel is curious about sailing GOB mentioned taking her to do.
Rating: Medium, we'll see.

I have made the decision to trust you. )

May. 16th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

This looks so much easier when someone else does it.


[info]butterpuff

So New York, eh? Kind of reminds me of Townsville, but without the large Monkey trying to fuck everything up. But really? You're all going to a PROM? Is this some kind of hell where I'm forced to repeat high school every day of my life?

May. 12th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

If anyone wants to know why I'm *beep*ed up, you just have to meet my mother.


http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/12/lucille-bluth-s-best-mothering-moments-in-arrested-development-video.html

Happy Mother's Day, mom. Burn in hell.

[info]amber_waves

Does anyone else have a completely okay relationship with their parents? Because I'm beginning to think that the Tesseract is attracted to people with mommy issues. (Winchester, add this to your weird little study.)

Apr. 29th, 2013


[info]pianoandcoke

Rain, rain, go away.

Apr. 28th, 2013


[info]barbiefangs

network post: caroline forbes

Prom again. No Tyler again. And he's not going to show up afterward. At least you won't steal my dress again, Elena.

Apr. 10th, 2013


[info]huge_mistake

BEES??!

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