The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO LOGAN, STORM & RACHEL:

I left my sword in Genosha when Logan killed his. It has been returned to me through the Tesseract.

I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

FILTERED TO MONTY:

Thank you for the lovely evening. You clean up quite well, you know.

FILTERED TO X-MEN:

Since no one expressed interest, I hope you don't mind that I'm going to head out of country for Christmas. Going to meet some new old friends.

I'll be sure to call for the holiday.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS AND X-MEN]

If I'm able to get away from work today, let's go do drinks for my birthday? I really need to unwind.

The only thing worse for a mind reader than election season is probably the whole of December. If people could just stop freaking out about the holidays in their heads, that'd be great.

FILTERED TO X-MEN:

So here's the deal. I don't have access to my bank account back home, and I don't have the funds to buy everyone a gift. There's something called white elephant gift exchange that we could do.

Filter to Betsy Braddock

Hullo, darling. Two things:

First: Should circumstances allow it, I shall be returning to Falsworth Manor for the Christmas holiday, and you are invited to accompany me. I can guarantee much merry-making amongst friends, and you shall be considered family, most especially by my great-grandson who, I assure you, is friends with the entire world.

Second: If you find yourself free this Saturday, I would be honoured if you would accompany me to the charity ball to be held this Saturday at Parker's. I can tell you in all honesty that I am quite light on my feet.

Otherwise, how are you, dear? Settling in well?

Filter to Michael Westen

Hello, dear friend. I've seen where your Sam has joined us; I'm glad. You need those who know you best around you.

Filter to Friends

It was quite the exciting bidding war, but in the end I came out on top. I'm now in possession of quite a roomy townhouse over near Gramercy Park. As soon as I find the time, I shall complete the move, and you are all invited to assist me. Not this weekend, I think, but soon. And then, after we've recovered from our Christmas and New Year's hangovers, we shall celebrate my new home in style.

I think I'm still full from yesterday. No wonder Americans, as a whole, are fatter than the average. You have entire holidays for gorging oneself.

I need a danger room to work all of this off.

You would think the people of this city have nothing better to do than protest things. And nothing better to protest than us.

[Filtered to Mutants]

But at least they are not yet at our door.

What are everyone's feelings on this coming Thursday? Even if not all of us are American nor commenting on the holiday's politics, there is something to be celebrated in togetherness.

[Text Message to Betsy Braddock]

-- 6 Attachments
-- And that is not even the most beautiful thing I made last night

Don't know why everyone got so worked up over a little Aurora Borealis.

PSYCHIC MESSAGE TO ORORO MUNRO:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ororo.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I feel your pain, love.

Thanks to an episode of Mythbusters, it has come to my attention that anything is science if you write it down. And that you can quote yourself as much as you want if you're the preeminent authority on something. So I'm conducting a scientific survey. For science. And I'd like honest answers from as many of you as possible:

How many of you have "died" at least once?

Please note if you died and came back, died and turned into a hell beast, nearly died but were never actually dead, returned after being missing and presumed dead, faked your own death, or had your death faked by another.

Your response may include the circumstances of your not-death, if you wish to disclose them. I encourage this if it's a good story. Otherwise, you know. Keep your shit to yourself.

Someone must answer me.

Does the veil between the spirit realm and the physical realm truly become thinner at the end of this month?

I've always liked humble pie, especially when I'm not the one to eat it.

I've arranged to spend a few days at Falsworth Manor to glory in the beauty of the autumn-clad countryside. There is to be, I'm told, a harvest festival as well as Hallowe'en activities. Shall I be the tricked or the treated?

Lesson learned: don't drink tequila. Especially when you're a telepath.


[Filtered to mutants]

Things are looking bad again for us.


[Filtered to Johnny Storm]

So about what I said. Please tell me you don't remember what I said.

[Filtered to Erik Lehnsherr]

What was it this time?

[Filtered to Logan, Betsy, Charles Xavier]

Thank you for my help today my friends.

I am speaking to Billy, I think he is going to stay with us for the time being while we shelter him from the storm that may yet come. I am less certain what set off Erik. But, he is calmer now than he was. Though that is always a relative term with him. I doubt he will stay too willingly for too long.

Do we know anything about how public this was?

FILTERED TO ORORO MUNROE, RACHEL SUMMERS, & LOGAN HOWLETT:

Blimey, I thought it was rubbish when there were less than 200 of us. It's worse here, and pretty damn well boring. At least Warren and Jean-Phillipe aren't here

There's no way I'm working for the school. Got any bright ideas for me?

FILTERED TO X-MEN (AND MUTANT AFFILIATES?):

As much as I'm behind going out and meeting with people who are dealing with White Event aftermath and new powers, I was wondering if there was a plan for reaching people who have no idea they can get help. Or that we even exist. It feels a little half-measure if we chip away at a list one by one. There has to be a way to get a public message out.

My position at the museum has been abruptly terminated.

It is no fault of mine that some children lack any regard for history, nor can I be blamed for their instructor's failure to maintain control of her class.

If you cannot implement order, it is absurd to blame those who achieve it for the manner in which they choose to do so.

Granted, the order was short-lived

FILTERED TO X-MEN:

What is this event that happened that is empowering average people with powers? Tell me everything.

Oh god. My cat really is a flerken. Chewie is a flerken and she gave birth. There are like.. it must be a hundred eggs in my room.

Eggs. And I don't know when they're going to hatch or what they're going to become. Little cat flerken things?

This is getting me back for saying I was going to be an old cat lady, wasn't it?

Anyone want a cat? And by anyone I mean everyone.