The Doorway: a panfandom game

[TJ]

Okay. Works done. If you want to meet me there and make sure I don't collapse in the cab?

Those dolls will haunt me forever.

[Filter: Joel]
Sir, if you have time, I would like to discuss your ward? Ellie. I am her adviser with the education department.

I'm thinking this will cut out some of my morning prep time. And cuts. TJ have I eaten recently?


Trigger Warning: Infidelity, mentions of eating disorders.

I feel smudged. That was...odd. It did give me an idea for something.

[Kurt or TJ]
Can I borrow you for some reading for me? A friend of mine is having me script doctor a play.

I've been told there's people here I know. Kurt? Rachel? Is it you guys? I don't know why I was brought here but I really hope it's you... I was supposed to perform at Regionals... the New Directions need me.

Is anyone else involved in a Fantasy Football league? Or perhaps enjoy football? Season started this week, properly. So far I'm doing all right at the one at work. I'm winning for now.

[Filter Sierra Group, Sidney, Ellie, James Rogers, J.D., Anakin]
I would like to hear how you're doing in your classes so far. If you were affected by the recent gas and need an ear, my door is open.

( Individual )

Anyone interested in a little Hitchcock tonight? They're playing Vertigo at the Brooklyn Bridge Park.

[Filtered to Sierra Group, Sidney Prescott, Ellie, James Rogers, JD Drew, and Anakin Solo]

With the new school year approaching, I would like to check in on you and help you choose your classes for the new year. If you would like to go over future goals I would be more than happy to help you chart your course. Please let me know when we can work together to further your potential.

TEXT TO ANDREW WELLS TJ HAMMOND JULIE POWER DOUG HAMMOND:

» Hey
» I need your help

Okay, that is my cue to go crash on someone else's couch. What

I've been reading, which is pretty dangerous. And really, whenever I think about the way people moon and cry over "Romeo & Juliet" I don't get it. I see two people who got frakked over because of their parents' expectations. But you know who I like? This guy, Mercutio.

Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight.
Mercutio: And so did I.
Romeo: Well, what was yours?
Mercutio: That dreamers often lie.

For all of the prophetic shit in my life, I think I can say pretty well that Mercutio speaks the truth. So, if anybody wants to take flying lessons from me once school starts be aware you're not going to get some milk-sap godsdamn baby. You're going to have to work for it.

But yeah. I'm going to teach some flying classes - pilot's license and the like - for now. It's safer with the b You know, though. I don't think I'll be able to keep my hands off a gun for too too long.

Private to Rachel Berry and Brittany S Pierce
I don't think I'm moving out. This is primo location and I refuse to going back to all the hipsters because I'll probably fall in love with all of them. They can all just line up

Are we moving out? Williamsburg was expensive enough and I don't earn nearly enough.

Maybe we could skate through the empty hallways of Potts tower and butcher Bon Jovi songs.

Private to Andrew Wells
Are you moving?

Private to the Hammond bros
So, what's up my morning glories? Are you shipping out?

I'm going away for a few days, so don't knock on my door. I'm not there. Phone's going to be turned off and my laptop stays home, so if you have anything to say to me, say it now.

You know why? Because I'm on vacation.

I believe I will have a movie marathon. Anyone have any suggestions for titles?

The more you know:

"...the Second of July, 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America. I am apt to believe it will be celebrated by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival."
- John Adams

Oh, John. If only you knew about Americans and their penchant for historical inaccuracies. In other words, happy anniversary to America. Time for fireworks, barbecue, American flag cakes, posing like a 90s Tommy Hilfiger ad, and all the other 4th of July clichés one could possibly dream of.

I'm in food-poisoning hell.

Someone come kill me?

I miss my laundry service.

I think that's the only part of having a trust I really miss. I hate doing laundry.

One year ago tomorrow people first started coming through the Tesseract. Yowza.

[Filtered to Doug Hammond]

Hi one of our advisors went back and I was hoping you'd still be interested in the position.

Cheese is dairy crack