The Doorway: a panfandom game

-- Is this the correct telephone number for Edwin Jarvis?
-- My name is Reginald Carstairs, III.
-- I have been authorized to speak to you on behalf of a mutual acquaintance.

I can't drink, and I knock people over when I turn sideways. I don't know if I'm really an ideal Valentine's Day date, Webs.

Can I ask a favour?

We are discovered.

Flee immediately.

Looks like Falcon I was taken back by the tesseract, so I'm going to be picking up where he left off with the new Avengers, like yourselves. So, who is ready to kick it into high gear?

Sooooo

You're both still alive, right?

I still need to borrow ten dollars.

Steve you are the cheapest rescue squad ever.

Is it wrong to use someone's amnesia to convince them that you're Batman?

I mean. It's better than the Ben Afflecky truth.

You've all extended invitations to me and I'd like to thank you all again for your consideration, I've never felt quite so welcome anywhere before. I think I'd like to see you all this week, so perhaps I could make a proper plan with each of you?

Are you feeling all right, this morning? I was sorry I had to leave you alone in my apartment, but I was supposed to meet with my brother this morning, I hope you don't mind at all. I put a pitcher of water in the refrigerator for you, and lay out the tea set. If you haven't made use of it yet, please feel free to do so.

I haven't had any time for potions to help your head, but really, water is the best.

I saw your name on the registry, and you're only a few doors down from me. I'm not sure if you'll get this message, but if you do - Hello. Regulus Black. I'm your dead cousin.

Can I... speak to you, for a moment?

-- Okay so.
-- Can you build me my hover bike.
-- Or will it kill people.

[...]

--Because that's still fine
-- I just want to know.

Hey guys. Remember me?

Serious moral question.

I need to get your read on it.