The Doorway: a panfandom game

Apparently the show about my life ran for 10 Seasons. But now there is a comic about SuperMe.

I'm really not sure I warrant that much interest.

Wow, this sure is different than National City. Hi, I'm Kara. Are you guys really dealing with dinosaurs? I'm in space at the moment (gosh that's so weird to say) but someone told me there are dinosaurs on Earth.

Really wishing my sister and friends were here, right about now.

I knew watching Jurassic World 30 times would come in handy. Check it. New best friend.



Oh, and Central Park is safe again, guys. No need to hurt the raptors.

I took a really long nap, what happened?

I helped deliver a baby! ON A SPACE STATION! This place is amazing! Suck it, Scranton!

Are there any geologists here or meteoriticists?

I'm curious to know if this version of Earth has a certain type of rock, maybe the Tesseract brought some through.

[Doctor (12)]
Are you back from London? I hope the trip was useful to you.

Nice to see a bit of warmer weather. Hopefully it sticks around for a while.

[Sam Winchester]

Haven't seen you around much lately, son. Been busy?
Too busy for your old man? Or should I book an appointment?

[Mary Winchester]

Don't worry about cooking tonight. You deserve a night off. My treat.

[Dean Winchester]

How's Baby? Did the touch up work?
I'm going to talk to Sam like we talked about. Will let you know how that goes.
No luck on the car front. How reliable is the internet a place to buy cars?

Is it always so [...] strange here?

Don't get me wrong, I'm used to strange. Growing up in Smallville, with a new addition to the Wall of Weird every week, you get used to strange. But we never had forests appear and disappear overnight. Or unicorns, or trolls.

This Tesseract sure likes to keep us on our toes.

Hi.

So who isn't stuck in apparently some fairy tale forest?

I have a Troll situation here.

And I mean big guy, wants to eat me, and I don't know how long I can stall him.

I got him into a debate on the best way to eat a human. He thinks I'm looking up recipes.

6th floor. Can't miss him!

I think there's only so many weeks I can manage to live off of popcorn, toast, fruit and soup. I had a look at the ESD courses and there's a Cookery one. It's not too late in the semester for me to join is it?

I don't think my transcripts came through the tesseract, so no college for me just yet.

Wow, New York, and I thought Metropolis was busy.

Um, I just got here yesterday, my name's Clark and I'm really sorry to my neighbors if you heard me sneezing all last night.

Also that crash [...] was the closet. Luckily it didn't go through the wall.

Edit: Clark Kent is my full name, and I was told some of you might know me, or know of me.

Things can never go well for me, it seems. This morning I woke up and Chuck was gone. Just like that, I'm alone again.

It's like suddenly my world was sunshine and now it's rain again.

Thank goodness for work on the shop, otherwise I don't know if I'd cope so well. Do any of the people that leave come back again?

Filtered to: Rainbow Dash

Would you still be interested in working as a waitress? I could use a good one.

Filtered to: Dean Winchester

I don't know if you've already found one, but I'm looking for someone to work delivering pies for my pie shop I'm opening at the end of the month, and to potentially be a taster/helper in the kitchen. I'd been told by your brother that you are an especial fan of pies. Would you be interested in that? Let me know.

Introducing: SuperSud's Spring Lineup!

Limited Edition:

Garrus Vakarian: Neroli, honeydew melons, white amber, magnolia, sun-scorched wood and green musk. The musk cuts a masculine note admist lighter, clean fruits.
Setsuna Meioh: Mysterious, beautiful, and patient. Cinnamon against the background glow of amber and cardamom, pimento berry and creamy benzoin create a smoky, warm incense smell.
Claire Bennet: Deceptively girly with an edge that appears in the drydown. Sun-warmed daisies and pink musk against the base notes of caramel, fresh-cut grass, and metallic copper.
Diana Prince: Calming herbal lavender made powerful by the undercut of vertiver and amber. A frothy, diaphanous vanilla laces through a sharp lime. Unique, unisex, and beautiful.
Raven Darkholme: This one's a morpher, and is composed of ingredients that smell different depending upon your personal chemistry. Cotton candy goes straight to winter berries and black musk. Jasmine and orange peel in the background keep this perfume anything but traditional, but always lovely.
Rose Tyler: A blast of rain-tinted ozone, lime meringue, and freesia makes this perfume light, breezy, and clean - perfect for the office (or for going on space adventures and not making the doctor sneeze!). Adventurous and uncomplicated.
Sam Merlotte: Cozy, warm, and definitely sexy (sorry Sam, but everyone knows it's true!). This fragrance mixes ginger and caramel in a gourmand vein without ever getting too sweet. Smooth benzoin and single malt whiskey notes add depth, while brown musk makes the scent feeling... well, just a little bit furry.

Special Spring Scents: inspired by a comment made by Ellen Ripley. Thank you! This scents are available as perfume oils or as room sprays!

Flowers in Space This was a bit of an experiment - pure ozone, cold, clinical mint, and stray hints of a floating bouquet. Daisies, Queen Anne's Lace, and fresh stems hover at the edge of the scent. A unique take on smelling of flowers.
Flowers on the Battlefield: Lay down your wreath, and honor your heroes: Stately rose, white orchid, calla lily, rainfall, and cold stone. Serene and solemn.
Flowers in the Lab What happens if you deliver flowers to the lab geeks? Spritely, spicy carnations, a zap of electricity, and a light undercurrent of mint, smoke, and cologne of uncertain origin. Playful and silly!
Screw Flowers; They Suck For those of us who were spurned, get allergies, or otherwise loathe flowers: A forgotten bouquet of love-lies-bleeding (a spiky, plush flower known for its tendency to injure), despondent pear, and a box of discount Valentines Day Chocolates.

Also! The business has really taken off, and I'm so grateful to everyone who's purchased and enjoyed my products. It wouldn't have been possible without you, and without taking advantage of the strangely obsessive nature of NYC's bustling fandom.

That said, I would love to hire anyone interested in the following roles:

Packing/Shipping/Delivery: This person would ideally be able to lift up to 40 lbs easily and travel the city to deliver my products to participating stores. He/she would also need to manage the shipment of products from the web, and make sure that the orders are filled, packed, and picked up by the post office.

Shop Clerk: This person would need to be friendly, like meeting new people, and willing to help sell products in the store! I track sales but we don't do commission - just end of the month bonuses. All I need is enthusiasm and a willingness to learn, though an interest in bath and body products wouldn't hurt.

Soooo informal poll! How do you feel about flowers for spring in perfume?

...it's boring, isn't it? Ugh, I knew it was boring ever since I saw Jo Malone's Sugar and Spice collection at Nordstrom this afternoon. How could I plan a collection around spring flowers? How DULL is that? Ughhhh now I need to revamp the prototypes ASAP.

Welcome to my life, the life of regret and last-minute inspiration. I live life by grabbing hold of the "oh shit" bar way too often.

Software is sadly way easier than perfume.

On the positive side, I managed to take out three hijackers on my lunch break! That helped.

To: Lee Adama
From: clark.kent@dailybugle.com
Subject: Daily Bugle Refugee Article Questions

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To: Will Riker
From: clark.kent@dailybugle.com
Subject: Daily Bugle Refugee Article Questions

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I'm working on a few refugee-focused stories for the city beat of the Daily Bugle. Is there anyone interested in letting me ask you a few questions? I can give your name in print or I can withhold it. Totally up to you.

If anyone needs hot water, I've got plenty and I won't be around much today to use it anyway. Just seeing a lot of complaints and trying to help out if I can.

In other news, Die Hard this weekend. Who's in?

To the person who keeps doodling on SHIELD paperwork, you’re quite imaginative but I’m pretty sure some of those things aren’t physically possible.

Clark Kent:
I realize you’re practically indestructible in every possible way, but I still feel the need to ask how you’re holding up. Hanging in there, big guy?