The Doorway: a panfandom game

Felix, Milo, Oscar and I were sharing a bowl of cereal and scrolling through profile after profile of shelter cats in need of a home when it dawned on me ... I'm on the verge of becoming a crazy cat lady. THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. So, I'm going out, who wants to join me?

Filter: Felix Blake

I've discovered a new boy band that Annie will love.

I miss having my project motorcyle to work on during down time.

I realized this morning that I have gone 6 months without sharing images of baby animals with any of you. 6 MONTHS! That's unacceptable.

That being said, meet Oscar Pollack, the newest member of our family. Felix and Milo are just overjoyed that they now have a little brother that they can boss around.

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[Coulson's Team: Clint Barton (MCU), Skye, Claire Wise]

We've received word from an old friend. Raina wants to meet, she says she has something for us. I'm meeting her at [insert name of restaurant] at six. I want you there. Barton, find a place out of sight and listen in. Skye and Wise, be ready if we need you.

I don't think I have to tell you that we can't trust her.

[Jade Team: Ashley Williams, Mara Jade, Georgina Kincaid, Jaye Sheppard, Meetra Surik]

I'd like you to be back up on this. I have no idea if Raina is coming alone, if she's bringing friends or who she's working for this week. I don't want to take any chances though. I'm meeting her at [see above] at six tonight. My team will be on site. Williams, position your team wherever you think is best in case we need them.

[Filtered to Claire Wise]

I want to talk to you about your future.

Filter: Friends

On a scale of 1 to 10 -- with 1 translating as shitty and 10 as spectacular -- today is a 0.

Does anyone want to go out and get drinks or something? Because I can't remember my own name and I think my maybe girlfriend just broke up with me.

[Filtered to MCU Avengers + MCU SHIELD]

I'm wanting to check in. Do all of you remember who you are this morning?

If so, we might need your help.

I had been planning to announce this earlier, but events of the past few weeks have taken firm precedence.

In the wake of Senator Cherryh's resignation, I am running as the Republican candidate to replace him in the New York State Senate's 29th district which includes Hell's Kitchen, Greenwich and East Village, Chelsea, Stuyvesant Town, Peter Cooper Village, Waterside Plaza, and the Upper West Side below 85th.

I'm a Yale business grad with an MBA from Columbia and 20 years of service with SHIELD directing operations. Since last year, I've worked with SWORD as an interagency liaison drawing on contacts made during my career in military intelligence. At SWORD, I captained the recent and successful Ascension mission to confront the Celestials. I have a strong background in efforts against organized crime, global drug trade, and terrorist surveillance, particularly with but not limited to the Maggia and HYDRA. I am pro-business, pro-America, anti-gun control, and sensitive to the concerns of Superhuman Americans.

And most importantly, which New York does seem to have a problem with, I'm not on the take for some illicit terrorist organization. In fact, with the SHIELD leak, I am essentially an open book.

I hope that I can count on your vote in November.

There is only a month left of summer. Half of my summer has been taken over by robots and the city being on fire!

Which, okay, bad. Not diminishing that at all it's like super terrible and what even is the world right?

But it's only a month before classes. I am so not ready. I haven't even started my summer reading list and also why do I have a summer reading list?

[Jade, Hill, Sitwell]

I've got a plan. It should keep these idiots from getting killed by the killer robots they decided the Earth just had to have.

[SHIELD]

Before anyone asks. No, I'm not a clone, a decoy, or from another universe.

The Avengers have a situation that's more than they can handle alone. A being called Ultron is attacking citizens around the globe, using electronic networks to propagate itself. At the moment the Avengers have a plan to put a stop to him.

I don't plan on giving them the opportunity to fail.

Over the past year SHIELD has gone through what would normally kill an organization. And yet here are men and women who are more committed to providing the world with the shield it needs than ever.

I have a plan and this plan would go better if some of you came along for the ride.

[Filtered to Peter Quill, Claire Wise]

You're in the city, right?

[Filtered to MCU SHIELD agents]

How do we feel about a politician who isn't on the payroll of a currently recognized terrorist agency?

[Filters: Felix Blake, Anne Weaver, Maria Hill, Abigail Brand & Carol Danvers]

Benny and I are supposed to be in Pennsylvania until Monday morning. Three extra large coffee's and a dozen donuts will be awarded to whoever calls tomorrow evening -- Sunday at the latest -- with an emergency. Happy Fourth of July to all of you.

[Filter: Friends*]

My birthday is in 11 days. I have a case of jello waiting to be made into jello shots. So, on Saturday July 11, you are all invited over to help me celebrate. Prepare your livers now.

[*OOC: Everyone on that first filter is also included on her friends filter. All of her other friends know who they are]

You know between rising prices and the constant invasions and explosions, NYC is a really bad choice for real estate.

[Alex]

So.

How's Piper?

Unless you haven't seen her. In that case I withdrawal my question.

Secure SMS to Claire Wise:
✉ Does that offer for coffee delivery still stand?



Secure SMS to Tony Stark:
✉ Give me some good news Stark.

A year ago today three helicarriers crashed into the Potomac and a long dormant terrorist organization sprang back to life. Fox News, MSNBC, even international news outlets are discussing what they know. But even we don't truly know the full count of how many lives were lost in this war.

But we remember those who are gone and loyal, or missing, presumed dead.

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Filter: Felix Blake

Should I keep my DC apartment or pull out of the lease?

Filter: Maria Hill

How do you take your coffee?

Seriously not enough sleep. And now I need to find a new apartment. Not enough coffee in the world.

[SHIELD]

1. The beastie is back in the bag, right?
2. Was my package delivered and contained?

[Barton]

Your couch is lumpy, but thanks for the crash space.

[Steve Rogers(mcu)]

I saw Stark is back to normal. Bucky too?

I know it's slightly premature, but will anyone else be observing Shavuot this weekend? If so, I have some recipes that I'll be preparing, and would be open to sharing them.

I wish I had my Torah here... looks like I'll be buying myself a new one.