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[Filtered to James, Tony, Pepper, Sophie, Fen, Margo, Dorian, Kenzi, Laurence, Colt, Jason, and Eleanor]

Before you say something annoying…Don’t.

Anyway. Eleanor wanted to celebrate her moving in with a party and so next Saturday we’re gonna do a thing at the penthouse. If your plus one isn’t on here, you can bring them. I’ll tell everyone the ‘do not go’ places mostly cause if you fuck with certain things, your blood will end up outside your body and dead body clean up is a hassle. Much less all the blood. If you want to bring something, go for it. Otherwise, I’m not super bothered.

You know, the first couple days insummoned this rat, he was actually useful. You know, grabbing the remote for me when I didn't want to get off the couch, or hitting the light for me or whatever.

Now all he does is laze around all day demanding food. I don't even ha en to summon him, he just shows up and tries to make me hand over my burger.

How do I fire him? Can I get a refund??

WHO: Marina & Eleanor
WHEN: Tuesday, May 24
WHERE: Marina’s penthouse
WHAT: Discussing moving in together
TRIGGERS: Nothing super much?
( Rather than having to text me every morning that I don't spend the night here, why don't I just move in? )

I'm pleased to say that this latest bout of madness has bypassed me entirely, and I'm happy to take the splitting headache I woke up to this morning, thanks, I think, to the nearly two years of memories I've suddenly acquired, if it means bypassing some of the less pleasant effects of ... whatever all of this is.

Advil truly is one of the more useful inventions of the last two centuries. Today, I think, it supersedes 'hot showers' as the one thing that I would bring back home if I could.

Having a cold is bad enough.

But every time I sneeze a GOAT appears.

First it was goat posters.

Then it was stupid figurines.

Some goat milk. And cheese. Whatever. Easy enough to throw away.

NOW.

NOW THERE IS A GOAT IN MY APARTMENT.

What is the opposite of sneezing? How do I undo this?

Can someone knock me out until this is over?

HI I'M NEW AND I CANT GET CAPS TO TURN OFF? IS THIS USUAL HERE OR? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SHOUTING AND I HONESTLY ONLY SHOUT AT LIKE 3 PEOPLE AND YOU'RE NOT MADISON, LOGAN OR VINNY VAN LOWE. PROBABLY.

THE NAMES VERONICA MARS, SORRY TO SHOUT.

ALSO HAS ANYONE HERE SEEN ANYONE NAMED MAC OR WALLACE OR LOGAN? I THINK I SAW A CENTAUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST NOW. WHICH...I GUESS IS NORMAL HERE? I NEED TO READ THIS PAMPHLET BETTER PROBABLY.

I'M DEFINITELY NOT IN NEPTUNE ANYMORE.

James & Tony

Okay. I need your help with something.

I've already made something for Eleanor to act as a protection, but I need something that she can touch or something that can let me know she's in danger and preferably her coordinates. I figure a magic-tech something might be easier or magic for when that's something we can use and something tech-related for when magic's acting up. I figure options is probably for the best. I can't let my future my girlfriend die and it's hard to text and be in danger at the same time.

Also just in case, Tony, this is James. James, this is Tony. I don't know who you both know and don't know. I don't have Julia or my Tony here, so my usual go-to magic-tech duo are unreachable. Welcome to the crew or something.

[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

Damn. I actually liked that one, too. Even if she does go on to steal my shit.

WHO: Marina & Eleanor
WHEN: Saturday, April 9
WHERE: The lobby of Morningside and then Marina’s penthouse
WHAT: Way too many emotions
TRIGGERS: Marina is Marina and there are a lot of emotions and also emotion suppression bottle situations, idk
( How long has it been? )

[Filtered to Dorian & Cullen, WWX & LWJ, Eliot & Quentin, Eleanor, Marina, Jason, Temeraire and LXC]
My dear friends,

This coming Sunday will mark Easter Sunday, a religious holiday in my world that marks the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and is celebrated with a feast with family and friends. I would like very much to invite you to dinner at the Dragon Covert this Sunday at 6:00.

Do let me know whether or not you're able to attend so that I might prepare accordingly. I hope that you will all be able to attend, though I understand if the last minute invitation is not entirely convenient.

Yr obt srvt,
Wm. Laurence

[Filtered to Zuko]

Mister Zuko,

I hope this message finds you well. I'm writing to inform you that this coming Sunday, I will be hosting an Easter dinner at the Dragon Covert. I have made arrangements, with your permission, to prepare a meal for Druk alongside Temeraire's, provided he has no objections to a lamb.

I would like, also, to extend an invitation to yourself and a guest as well, this Sunday evening at 6:00. I hope you'll be able to attend.

Sincerely,
Wm. Laurence of Temeraire

[Texts to Dorian]

» Eleanor's back
» She just showed up at the door
» I'm fine
» I just figured you'd want to know since you're friends.

[Texts to Kenzi]

» I'm going to be late tonight
» I have something I need to do.

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Marina Andrieski

I saw this and thought of you. I'm not really sure why.

( click me )

To anyone potentially accosted by an overengineered, mouthy, rogue bottle opener: I'm very sorry, I'll come get it immediately, and I'll replace anything it destroyed.

Why are you like this, Anthony?


Edit: It looks like a bat. You may want to duck.

Canceled plans is still the best froyo. Don't ask me about Any other suggestion is incorrect.

WHO: Marina (& Bruiser)
WHEN: March 19, Post alerts of everyone disappearing
WHERE: Marina’s apartment to Eleanor’s and back again
WHAT: Just a sad narrative time
TRIGGERS: EMOTIONS
( Fuck you, Vallo )

Everyone wish my delightful younger sister Julia a very happy birthday for tomorrow. If you don't know her, she's a skilled bartender at Imperial, she loves pancakes, and is the best Cheeto aunt I could ever ask for. Or be stuck with. Since I am stuck with her and remember that when she was very small I put her in a trash can to see if she would fit. Unsurprisingly, I was scolded for that.

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Here's to another trip 'round the sun, Jules. Hopefully we'll find something more fun to do for your birthday than try to settle the Coke vs Pepsi argument with sticks. I love you to the moon and back, a few times over.



And I will always give you the fuller cup. Probably.

Just putting it out there that this weekend is the opening weekend for Carpe Noctem. Hopefully we'll see you there. 18+ only. I will have wards up to keep anyone younger out. I also reserve the right to tell you to fuck off if you make my staff uncomfortable.