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Feb. 22nd, 2022


[info]niera
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[info]niera
[info]valloic

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[info]niera
[info]valloic
Vallo Outlanders. After addressing your DOA members, you are on the hook with the fae realm to assist in returning the following members of the royal family and courts from whatever your newest disaster has pulled them into.

Meriol and Thian Valmaris, my twin brothers
Selenia Greytree, my personal guard and mentor
Aurae Sylris, my father's advisor
Aien Keyzeiros, the Spring Court's representative for the council
Arryn Briarvale, the Unseelie ruling family's private healer
An informant from the Dusk Court who goes by the name Sparrow
And an absolutely horrible ex-best fr Clover

Captain Nightspark has also alerted me that Eidothea one of his enlisted members is also missing and breaking a contract the Wild Hunt holds between courts. If she is not found, he will require a replacement and I am not against offering one of you.

PRIVATE TO CYPRIAN.
I know you can see this. The DOA let me know another fae had registered for network access. The only reason I have not slit your throat immediately is that I believe getting my living brothers back is far more important vengeance at the moment. Stay out of my way and I won't gut you as you did to my brothers.

Feb. 16th, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
fucking stupid thing I am certain Nandor has already contracted 10 different curses on this electronic device and WHERE WILL WE GET THE EMAILS FROM

HELLO yes, I am called Nadja! I am a HUMAN WOMAN of a certain HUMAN age who has experienced HUMAN WOMAN things like Sex and the City (should be called Not Enough Sex Too Much City am I right?), talking to BOSS BABE HUNS (tic and tac and taco symbol livingmywhy), and dealing with societal pressures of being the perfect wife, mother, sister, daughter, and friend all in one while working on the hustle and grind (misleading) but not too much working so that the cookies can be baking for a bake sale tomorrow all while earning 82 cents to the dollar!

I have been pretending so well to be a human and it is EXHAUSTING why would anyone be this???????????

HELLO yes, I am looking for my FELLOW HUMANS Laszlo (perhaps you know him as Jackie Daytona, a bartender from Pennsylvania) and Nandor The Relentless.





Also yes alright or our familiar bodyguard Gizmo Buillermo. OH AND THE DOCUMENTARY CREW please tell me they have made it!!!!

Feb. 13th, 2022


[info]snowqueenish
[info]valloic

[info]snowqueenish
[info]valloic

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[info]snowqueenish
[info]valloic
Elsa & Geralt
WHAT: Taking out Roach and the newly-arrived kelpie Nokk
WHERE: A horsey trail, near the beach
WHEN: Today?
WARNINGS: Nothing above a PG rating
STATUS: Complete

You seem to know a lot about sorceresses.


rarrawr )

Feb. 3rd, 2022


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

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[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
When your one hour meeting turns into two because someone has to go on about their latest miracle cure all mlm scam. No, Brenda, I don't want to be a Youngéance rep.

On another note! The Vallo Public Library is hosting two scavenger hunts in the city this Sunday. One is a smaller one aimed for kids and families and other geared towards adults who want to spend their day traipsing all over. Grand prize for the family one is passes to the movies and wave pool, for the adult is a gift basket and dinner gift certificates.

Jan. 31st, 2022


[info]wolfcub
[info]valloic

[info]wolfcub
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[info]wolfcub
[info]valloic
I'm hoping we can have a major event in Vallo that doesn't involve me breaking a bone in some fashion.

I'm fine, but if you need me, I'm going to be asleep for a few days.

Jan. 26th, 2022


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

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[info]justcullen
[info]valloic
I managed to get one of the sheep led back where it belongs. There were two more I spotted about three miles east of Skyhold's outer wall, but I wasn't able to catch them. For sheep, they're wily, and not nearly so interested in apple slices as I generally expect a sheep to be. If you're in the area, see if you can do better than I did.

I also learned that those undead creatures are shockingly strong. Leather armor is good for keeping a bite from breaking the skin, but one of the bloody things still brought its jaw down hard enough to break my arm. Nothing a healer couldn't fix, but I cannot recommend it it as an activity for fun.

[info]snowqueenish
[info]valloic

[info]snowqueenish
[info]valloic

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[info]snowqueenish
[info]valloic
Well. Alright.

Thank you, Sabrina, for finding me in the forest and taking me to the Dead-On-Arrival DOA. I encountered a very gruesome creature near where I first showed up but it's an ice sculpture now. I doubt it will be moving anytime soon. Not the most figuratively moving or aesthetically appealing work of art I've ever done, but needs must and everything.

My name is Elsa. I come from a place called Arendelle, or as of more recent times, the Enchanted Forest. It's strange slightly terrifying? nice to meet everyone. None of this has sunk in yet--

Jan. 25th, 2022


[info]themage
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[info]themage
[info]valloic

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[info]themage
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I think I used gifs right. It's supposed to help catch attention?

Cullen and I talked to some farmers and monsters scared their sheep away. There are twelve of them loose in the forest. If you're killing monsters out there, please keep an eye out for them. They would like their sheep back alive. [Coordinates of the farm] I will help them look too. The people are nice but are very old and can't do it themselves.

[info]wolfcub
[info]valloic

[info]wolfcub
[info]valloic

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[info]wolfcub
[info]valloic
Kaer Morhen seems to be relatively clear of the things, if anybody needs somewhere... large and safe (and cold) to retreat to for the time being. I'm also available when not on patrol to help teleport people to safe spaces, as per usual?

This feels a little like some cosmic joke, somehow.

Jan. 21st, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
Today I learned that when you walk around with no shoes, that is barefoot, not bear-foot. (Thank you, Solnyshko!)

I thought it made sense. Bears don't wear shoes, so you are walking like bear. Bear-foot. Barefoot also makes sense, but is not as cute.

Jan. 10th, 2022


[info]datasstho
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[info]datasstho
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[info]datasstho
[info]valloic
An entire library in my hand. Vesemir would call it lazy. This place is a lot to take in, I'm going to need a minute.

Nov. 29th, 2019


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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