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Um, so... I'm pink? Not like white-person pink, more like the kind of hot pink Chloe probably paints her nails in inappropriate situations.

Is this worse than being a snowman? I think it might be worse.

Which is the best place to go smash things?

Because fuck you, Vallo.

I've been doing a lot of thinking since our time jumping adventures and while there is still a lot I don't really understand and more that I have a hard time putting into words, the one thing I definitely know I need is more training. It's not really something I like to admit, but I'm not going to get better if I don't.

Anyone in need of (or want for) a werewolf as a sparing partner?

I ended up with 27 prepared campfire cones, 14 hotdogs on a stick, a gallon bag of samoa chex mix, a cooler full of snap peas and cut cucumbers, and a container full of no-energy bites.

I may have over-prepared for St. Mark's Eve tonight. So if you'd like to join us and help eat the snacks, we'll be at [cemetery] in the forest from 11pm-2am. We welcome the company while we watch for the ghosts of those that will pass this year walk-through the cemetery.

Morbid, I know, but tradition for us. I used to fast but learned a few years ago that it wasn't actually necessary, thus-- snacks.

Anyone else in present day Vallo suddenly have the urge to just start training and amping up their skills? Just in case? For no reason at all? To either get stronger or get distracted? Whatever works, really.

Hello from 2033.
I know there are some anxious people on your end wondering what's been going on - everyone who decided to travel forward with Caleb and Essek have arrived safely and are now situated with us.

As you can see we are able to communicate across the timelines at the moment using the journals some of us managed to keep over the years. If you'd like to check in with your friends and family who travelled feel free to use this entry to do so.

While the journals will be usable for the next while here we are asking for everyone to refrain from spamming too much. All magic usage is a risk, this included. We are also asking that no one mentions any specifics to the plan, the journals on our end will not leave our safe zone, but should we be ambushed here we do not want any details falling into the wrong hands. As well please keep in mind our journal stock is limited and we are all sharing only a handful, your conversations may be viewed by others.

If someone can give me a quick "hey I see this" that would be great. We are fairly confident this should work but let us know for sure.



(( note: timeline wise today this will be written once everyone is back at the outpost and has had enough time to get sorted, so late afternoon/early eveningish ))

I've had plenty experience bartering with Jawas and those kriffing bastards go hard. Given the amount of credit I just dropped on cookies after politely declining at first, I'd love to see them try dealing with Girl Scouts.

I am not surprised that he left, I am surprised he left without causing a scene. But now I am missing our random conversations.

So, random question to start more conversations: Are you a cat or a dog person?

I'd like to request your weirdest Valentine's Day stories, let's see what you all have got.

[ BIG THREE ]

I know neither of you have your significant others here right now, and I'm in whatever weird flux state I am, sooooo pizza and movies tonight?

Lucifer, my father is now missing. Please check your nightmare kingdom. If he is there, I will lay waste to any demon who goes near him.

Trapped include:

1. Thor
2. Roz
3. Stiles
4. Peter
5. Dream

It took a while but the ghosts have started following me. I think the holiday shenanigans might have gotten in the way last month, but they're making up for it now.

I guess Glimmer was always meant to be at home, given Shimmer was obviously from home where she and Bow are still together, but you still suck, Vallo.

On another note, New Year's resolutions:
1. Keeping up with Team C bonding-outside-of-work things (sorry for falling down on the job there, guys).
2. Skydiving. I don't know why, I just want to try it. Anyone want to join me?

More to be decided, maybe.

Oh, I hope I'm doing this right.

Hello? My name is Yuna. I apologize if I'm not using the proper etiquette. I should've asked, but I'm still a bit shaken up, and this machina isn't anything like I've ever seen — though I really don't have a lot to compare it to.

Happy December, Vallo. Christmas was not on my mind the last time I was in my world but I wasn't entirely sure I'd even last that long.

So I'm going to be obnoxious as fucking hell this month! I'm playing all the newest Christmas songs.

Filter: House of Hawkins

Alright, who is in for helping decorate? Inside and out. We're keeping the Christmas lights on the outside. The tree could maybe use tinsel or popcorn garland!

If nobody volunteers, there's a chance I'll just drag you anyway, so!

If there's anything in any universe I hate more than Tartarus, it's having holes in my memory. I think I've gotten somewhat used to the craziness that lives in Vallo but my mind will still always jump to "Is this Hera doing some shady shit again??"

What did I miss in a week?

I won't say your world is free of death, and it's not exactly quiet but it is... different, I guess? I've dealt with nogitsune, murdering druids, werewolves, werecoyotes, werejaguars even (yes they're all a thing), but I had yet to add dimension/world hopping and faeries and magic in the mix.

Why not, though, right? Everything else exists.

I'm Lydia. Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest library with the most archaic documents found?

A friend of mine dug a hole in my garden and filled it with water.

I think he meant well.



So, what's up, past Vallo? I should have known when I woke up and didn't see my wife in existence here, Vallo was having some fun.

Welp. Didn't really account for ~Vallo Chaos~ for the pumpkin carving contest, but everyone's still welcome to come by tomorrow evening if you want/are able. I will accept photo submissions if you can't make it due to *gestures at everything*


JAMES

You ever feel like Vallo is just personally spitting in your face? Don't answer that, I already know the answer. How's Bird Boy?

Sign-ups for the annual pumpkin carving contest here! Carving party at my place next weekend, anyone welcome! I'll post pictures of everything here on the network for admiration/ridicule as needed.

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This is what I come home to at the end of the week from college now in the house of The Big Three.

Thanks, Nico. That song is not stuck in my head at all.