vallo

Calling all magical folks or those knowledgeable about:

Our team's patrol today spotted something that looks like a teleportation circle in the forest at [location]. Can't say how long it's been there but there are runes near the thing as well as objects that seem to be badly burned. Most of them were not distinguishable from ashes at all but the ones that were are: an apron, a grumpy frog t-shirt, and a mug with cacti on it that says "You Can't Touch This".

I can't get much information out of this but if anyone else wants to step in and take a look, that would help.

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Well isn't this something. How far-reaching is this network, I can't seem to get communications going beyond this little bubble and Knowhere was decidedly not the place I expected to wake up as I'd just left it behind.

Is anyone missing a baby rodent that nestled into my hair and tried to steal my breakfast?

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I really do hate demons especially.

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I'm not even going to pretend I'm okay, because I'm not. I, along with a lot of other people here lost a lot of friends, but for some reason, I didn't really expect Peter to ever be one of them since he was here longer than I was. I don't know everyone's fate back in their world, so I hope everyone is okay. From what I remember, at least there is still a Spider-Man swinging around in NYC, so I guess I can just, like... cling to that.

But I went through Hell for him and I know what he exp he could be all alone and I don I'm not ready to let go of being sad about losing my boyfriend especially because we had only just found out there was a future here where me and him grew older together and had a daughter. I'm not ready to stop being angry at Vallo every time they rip people away from us, so for now, I know I don't normally swear but Fuck you, Vallo.

Stop calling me, I don't want to talk about it! I'll fix the stupid wall later, okay?


[ ooc: this presents as a public post for about two-three minutes, so any comments in the first two-three ic minutes can be public. AFTER THAT, it's shifted to a filter for her parents and closest friends and replies would then be filtered the same ]

I'd say come to my house for trick-or-treat - I give away pints of ice cream and, yes, their containers are enchanted to keep them cold while you carry on - but penthouse life doesn't exactly attract trick-or-treaters.

Time travel is a delight. Look at all these infant faces. Wait until your children age you.

[tiny baby Wanda voice post in Sokovian, presumably the device can auto-translate]

Pietro? [...] Pietro. Are you on this? I think the orphanage sent me somewhere strange, and I was not even the one who threw the eggs at the building. It is not fair. I am hiding in a closet. Come find me.

Dear everyone who is older than me or came from decades way before mine: I apologize for ever calling stuff from your lifetime "old timey" or "classic" or whatever, because.

I showed my future daughter my computer and she saw The Sims 4 and she called it retro. RETRO.

As fun as all this musical and future kid chaos is - can't believe you guys made me a grandpa already - anyone free to watch Lucy for a few hours?

And then anyone strong enough to lift a wooden beam, I need your help.

Exactly how many donut holes is too many to eat in ten minutes? Asking for me.

Okay, can someone explain to me how the fuck this 'kids coming to visit at the end of October' thing is supposed to work? Because I thought it was kids from the future who showed up here, but my little brother just popped up from 1998.

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No, sorry, he's telling me he comes from 2019 I don't think i'm ever going to get used to this whole two-separate lives thing which still doesn't make any fucking sense at all, but whatever. My point still stands that he's definitely not showing up from 20 or whatever the fuck years down the line.

[OOC: Posted earlier today]

Does suddenly showing up in the past count as skipping school?



--To Peter and Kamala

Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Please disregard the above message. I promise I didn't skip on purpose. Will my key for the house still work here?

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Uh, not sure what's going on here and I'm figuring someone fucked up with magic somewhere along the line, but...

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[ooc; The baby in hand is much younger and Asian, but same vibes! Posted right after this and breakfast.]

What the hell? I’m right here.

what the hell give him BACK! he's my it's not fai he's supposed to approve my spooky music list for all of you freaks.

MOM? Do you want me to just off this person FOR you???? WHO IS IT????