Greetings from one human being who has been staying indoors this entire time that she might just be going stir-crazy but is not actually about to leave because I'm sure shit is going down right now, and therefore is updating with something totally mundane and acting like it was an adventure.
The last time I went the coffee shop before it started raining, someone had ordered a vanilla soy latte, and sat nearby and I was like "oh they're kind of cute" and I ruined it by telling them that it's like they're having a three bean soup. I got this look and they left.
It's not weird. Technically, I'm right, right?
I hope wherever that good-looking human (or fae for all I know, I don't know) is safe and dry during this shitstorm.