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Hello, if you're someone who explores Vallo a lot, if you find anything out of the ordinary near the following three locations, would you let me know? I'm continuing research on the portals from last month. Thank you.

[ATTACHED MAP BUT PRETEND IT'S VALLO & THE THREE X'S ARE COORDINATES OF WHERE THE THREE PORTALS WERE LOCATED]

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Jules, I think I found Blackthorn Hall? I haven't gone inside but it's on the very edge of the forest near the city, and it looks like when we explored it the first time? It's not as nice as when you and Emma made it so I wasn't sure and I didn't want to go inside without you.

Right so. From what I gather, Evie and I were turned into templar twats. Sorry about that. Kellach, you've got free beer on me for a month, mate. Anyone else I was a prick to, well come on down. You can have a free punch if it makes you feel better. If I'm not here, it's because I'm out looking for wherever that prat hid the 200 year old goblin whiskey I was saving for a special occasion.

[SEREFIN]

I saw you wincing just now. Stop pushing it and take a rest, will you?

DECAY GROUP TEXTS:

» Hey so are either of you available in like 20 minutes to help me bring uh
» a LOT of boxes inside?
» Fam is good but they loaded the hearse up with so much stuff.
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Hello. Please bear with me I am not at my best. I am recording this by voice. Recently I was poisoned with an iron arrow. The arrow is gone but the damage remains. I believe there may be a piece of the arrowhead left behind. Potentially in an organ. That would explain the--nevermind that is unnecessarily graphic. I am looking for someone with the ability to find and remove it without using any metal instruments that may worsen the problem. I am comfortable with magic, but my companion is bound to my life force and he has a bad history with witchcraft so I would just ask for someone who can be considerate of that.

Right. That is it then.

Thank you.

Oh. And I can pay.




I am exhausted now where is my pillow Eliphas.

When all you wanna do is take a walk to run some ERRANDS and Hi, warning: we have a lot of violent activity centered around the Crossed Quills and the village around it. We got monsters, we got portals (??? why), and everything is breaking. I think And I don't know if it's because I got thrown into a damn tree too hard, but I think these things aren't swiping at any of the locals?

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[GROUP TEXT: DEL, CAYDEN, ELI]

» Hey, Del, you good?
[five minutes later]
» Okay so maybe you're busy right?
» Cause I DO trust you?
» I tease you and shit because you're it's cute when you get all worked up
» But you've always protected me and had my back
» Same with Cade
» Tonight's opening night and
» I just
» Can we talk? I wanna make it right

I'm not entirely s If three pre-teens on the street terrorized you, I apologize. We had sticky fingers and a desire to show off for Wanda as we taught her things.

In my possession, I have:
- a curved dagger with a braided hilt
- 7 gold coins that aren't your standard change.
- an embroidered handkerchief
- A very nice fountain pen that I'd like to keep.
- A black and gold pocket watch.
- Leon Orcot, I have your entire wallet.

If any of these belong to you, I'll return them immediately. I'm fairly certain we spent any cash found, but as I don't know the exact amounts and I don't trust half of you to tell the truth, I will offer a blanket flat fee to anyone who was a victim of our terror.

Wanda, I hope you had fun, I know we did.

[CHAOS CREW]

I don't typically I There are I need help packing the flat and I'd rather not hire someone.

And I have to disarm all of the traps first.

That was certainly something else. Thank you to everyone who helped out my younger self, it is greatly appreciated.

THOR.
I am very sorry about Torunn, my friend. I hope you two may find each other again one day.

Right, so. Considering how the past week has been a bit blurry in my head and that there are newer people in the vicinity, I can take a guess on what Vallo decided to do. I got the ecstatic reunion (or re-reunion) from my sister's twins and found out I'm also apparently a great aunt. (Way to make me feel older than 37, thanks.)

What else did I miss? Besides people dancing everywhere. I caught the tail end of that.

[ The video cuts in abruptly, it's dark and out of focus as the phone is being picked up by Torgal's mouth. ]

-gal, no! I don't think you're supposed to eat that.

Drop, Torgal.

[ The phone clatters to the ground and a young Torgal looks down at the screen. ]

What did you -

[ Joshua comes into frame, the phone is clearly on the ground with both of them looking down at the screen. Joshua's eyes go wide. ]

It's us! Torgal, look!

Since there are an extraordinary number of immortals among the Outlander ranks, and I have only known literally enough to count on one hand, maybe we can start a group. Prevents us from getting lonely when we become, as Eliphas likes to put it, geriatric.


Also, I'm looking for a replacement couch, if anyone has leads on one that could be free.

Last night we were able to track down the source of what caused all of our network problems and found absolutely no one at the end of it. Whoever they are is a fan if that Soups place from all the trash left behind. The only name we can associate with them is T3CHN0W1TCH13, which is an internet handle that is offensive to the eyes.

All the chain letter hiccups should have disappeared after we gained access to the terminal they were using. [...] I'm hoping that also includes the corpses of any of them slain before this.

Also, please note: 'password' should not be your actual password. Do better.

We're also working on improving network security measures across the board to prevent any actual outsider from hacking into things. I can't guarantee it'll put a stop to everything, but we're hoping it stops someone like T3CHN0W1TCH13 from trying to kill us with either monsters or anxiety.

Happy Belated Friday the 13th.

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HELLO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHATEVER IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

BLOODY FUCKING MARY WITH HER BLOODY FUCKING CURSE IS UPON US.

ONCE NANDOR RELENTLESS IN HIS STUPIDITY OPENED THE ELECTRONIC MAIL AND RELEASED HER AND NOW SHE HAS RETURNED

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HILLARY WHO DID NOT FORWARD THE ELETRONIC LETTER AND THEN BLOODY MARY CAME TO HER IN HER PARTY OF SLUMBER AND MURDERED HER IN HER SLEEPING BAG WITH HER EYES TORN OUT AND A MESSAGE ON THE MIRROR THAT SAID 'ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FORWARD THIS TO TEN PEOPLE'

CURSES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFFLED WITH EVEN FOR ME THE QUEEN OF VALLO VAMPIRES.

MOM? Do you want me to just off this person FOR you???? WHO IS IT????

So that is what kind of Monday it is going to be like, eh? Dragon friend, do not worry, they are all very dangerous and remarkable.

[FILTERED TO ESSEK]

Is there ah- something you wanted to tell me?

FILTERED TO CAYDEN YARROW, ELI GRIMSBANE.
(sent a little while after the end of fight club.)

You can't stay out there forever, princeling. You are worrying Eliphas.