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( Last minute Samhain costume ideas from the local shop I guess 😂 )

Needs more cleavage. I'm going to look for a fae one next WISH ME LUCK.

I thought I just had nothing?????? BUT TURNS OUT I AM A FUCKING DRAGON



we have that fund to pay for the accidental destruction of property right

COME GET LIT WITH ME. Ankou bonfire party at the beach tonight has MOONBATHING. FIRE (lit, get it?). ALCOHOL (lit, get it??). LIVE MUSIC. DANCING. ROAST MEAT. MORE DANCING. MORE ALCOHOL. GET YOUR BONES READ.


Oh also I made special cookies AND brownies so hmu if you really want to have some fun.

I swear to fucking Jesus if I stub one more goddamn toe or drop so much as a SPOON, I'm going to set something on fire. Soon as these animals are all sorted I'm going back to bed. Wake me up when it's not Friday the 13th anymore. Stupid fucking witchy bullshit.

Hello. I may have found something. I have been attempting to follow a trail ever since Eliphas was attacked by these anxiety-inducing beasts. Not even my best tracking forms were helping much until today, when I got wind in the swampier section of the forest. There are caves here, a whole system of them, and they are extensive enough that it would not be wise to go in alone.

Fair warning, I do not know how many may be inside or if there is a master creature to contend with once we are there. That said, I am certain others will not mind the risk if it means finding the creatures responsible for hurting our people and personally see to it that it does not happen again.

[the cave's coordinates]

[DECAY GROUP CHAT]

» Uh hey
» Tomorrow's opening night and I'm feeling
» alskjflakjsfaljsf
» Like there's a pit growing in my stomach and idek guys
» I don't usually get nervous like this

Catra and I took Finn outside to feed Molly this morning and noticed a bunch of flowers around the backyard that weren't there before - really bright red and this pretty purple. We didn't really think a lot of it - because the forest does what it does - until we noticed it start to move when we got close.

So, basically, I think we might have found another one of those dragons Orym mentioned yesterday. Not exactly the same, but the same level of nature-y? But super skittish!

Has anyone else spotted more?

So creepy moon got even creepier right? DON'T WORRY. My aunties say that it's totally a good omen and means we're headed towards prosperity!




Okay I can't do it that's a bald-faced lie, they read the bones and said that it's a BAD OMEN and scary things are ahead. But hey Moon Day is tomorrow and we're still having a block party, so if you want to eat your heart out and drink neverending sangrias and margaritas in order to celebrating impending doom, come on by.

After two rescheduled auditions and three callbacks, you're looking at the amazing words of the next Clyde Barrow in Vallo's musical production of Bonnie & Clyde. Got my schedule for rehearsals this morning and signed the contract for the principal during the entire run.

Can I get a fuck yeah? Going clubbing tonight, everybody come dance with me under bright lights and watch me get fucking drunk for one last time over the next half year cause it's back to water after that.

Hello, Outlanders. My name is Nessa Amnestria Catryll, and I suppose I can count myself among you now. My thanks again to those of you at the DOA who helped me obtain sanctuary citizenship as an Outlander and for kindly granting myself and my girlfriend lover partner wife associate access to your network. I can't see what use I'll have for it, personally, but I suppose it's an efficient way of connecting.

I haven't spent much time in this realm during daylight hours, so if anyone has recommendations for activities or must-sees, I'll take those into consideration.

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Tairn and I were out in the forest and a giant horned creature rose up from under a downed tree and tried to attack. Which-- was stupid of it, because it tried to attack Tairn and Sgaeyl showed up out of nowhere and ripped its head clean off.

So, uh. Please be wary of these things (and also sorry for the blood I couldn't get a picture BEFORE its head was gone): [Attached picture of a Deathclaw but pretend it's head is next to it just like, gone.]

Tairn has been away from Sgaeyl for months now and still waited until Andarna showed up before leaving me to go-- whatever! So I guess don't expect to see him for a while if you're looking to the skies, dragons in our world can't handle being away from their mates for weeks let alone this long. He'll probably be less cranky now.

[THE EMPYREAN]

Riorson, were you serious about becoming a sheep farmer?

( SENT TO ALL OUTLANDERS (and a bunch of natives) LAST WEEK )

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[TEXTS SENT TO CAYDEN]

» !!!! 🆘 🆘🐉
» Del's birthday is soon??? 🎉🎇
» I got hit with memories of it please confirm
» want to help me throw him a party? 😘

Hey out there, Network People. I heard I should introduce myself here. I'm Liam, I've been here about a week, and I haven't posted because - technology, that's new. But I think I've got the hang of it now, and Violet says you guys like pictures of cool things, so here's one.



I don't usually get to paint them, but you guys have craft stores that are pretty awesome. I spent almost all of my DOA stipend there, so that probably means it's time I get a job. Who's got good work recommendations for a dragon-less dragon rider?

Right then! Just wanted to pop on now that I've got a bit more of a handle on things, and say a heartfelt cheers and thanks to those that helped me during my quite ghastly arrival. Even those of you that laughed at me - hope to have brought some humor for your day.

I never got to make proper introductions, all said. I'm Si Robin Blyth, I come from the same ah- time? place? world? These things go over my head - as Edw Ms. Violet Debenham, and Mr. Edwin Courcey, but! If you hadn't guessed by my previous blundering, I am not lucky enough to be as gifted as they are with magic, just stumbled into it by accident and then ended up with unexpected psychic abilities! Though, I've learned that having foresight really isn't that helpful at all, in the end, especially not when they couldn't even warn me I'd be walking into a but apparently I'm not the only one of my kind here?

It is nice being able to say that part to the general public! So far I've heard of the same-sex marriages, the fact that women have far more freedom, and experienced now the indoor plumbing and hot showers on command. Tell me of more wonders? What am I missing? I've become acquainted with several bars and taverns since my arrival so that part is covered now do your worst.

FILTERED TO MAGIC USERS, ELIPHAS GRIMSBANE, AND CAYDEN YARROW.

I need help.

I know. No one asks for help anymore. But I am. Some of you are privy to all the shit going on with this body me. And after the last world we were in And after pouring over everything I can possibly think of, we're I'm at a roadblock.

Reverse this, break the magic, whatever it is you do. I'm willing to do anything. Just name your price to get me back to what I am.

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Things I've learned this past week:

1. There's a reason that Vex was always the one that took the lead in the woods and why I took the lead when we were in cities. Nature is grand and beautiful, but fucking hell I was not made for it and never will be made for it, at least not for extended periods. Velora is already asking about a weekend camping trip and I can't tell if she's giving me a hard time or actually wants to go.

2. Squirrels are total gossips. Genuinely, I feel the need to check in with the ones that live around the house, just to see what is going on.

3. My bear of a nephew is a pretty good thief, if he's stealing from you while you're exhausted from walking around a forest that wants to kill you at every turn.

4. Despite roughing it in a mountain, my fiance was still as radiant as ever, which I think should come to no one's surprise. I did not fare as well and I swear that I am still picking twigs and leaves out of my hair.

5. Can we be done now? This is not a lesson learned, just a plea.

SHAUN

Also I'm sorry I tried to rescue you when I said that I wouldn't.