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I knew things could show up from home, but knowing and something suddenly appearing on your kitchen counter are two different things.

[Filtered to Carol]
I think this is a sign that I need to help you cook dinner sometime.

[Filtered to Kate]
Hey. How are things going?

In my time, I don't think I ever dealt with this much heat before though my understanding after communicating about it with several people over the past few days is that as the years/decades/centuries go by, it is normal for temperature to climb up to blistering degrees that is probably not safe for any of us who are used to wearing BLOODY CORSETS AND LONG DRESSES because heaven forbid society learn that women have ankles and knees.

But I cannot deal with this anymore even with wearing an adorable little sundress I bought last month.

I've had a spark of magic from my world before I showed up and I wish to learn it. Preferably ASAP. Preferably cooling spells on my own body or something. Also ASAP.

(That's probably not actually feasible, I'm just exaggerating to let it be known how miserable I am at the moment.)

It has been three days of this. I cannot handle another.

Why is it so hot.

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Hey guys! Long time no see!

So, real quick question, but Kamala didn't, you know, disappear in the last few months, did she? It's just that her house is empty and I'm kind of freaking out

[Please assume all responses to comments are coming a few hours after the initial post goes up]

Hey, people with magical abilities... can you potentially sense if an animal is magical? Or if someone just got new abilities during this meteor storm?

Or if the animal got magical abilities during the meteors???

Mango was being annoying and I told her I wish she could use words to tell me what's wrong and then she fucking did. She actually said "I don't like color of this lightbulb" with THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.



Although there's also a chance I might be going crazy because she only said it once and then it didn't happen again.

Okay, last year was me figuring out what this pride thing that's coming up is. Big fan. Love to see it. Always wanted to be in a parade.

Alright, no I haven't, but it was fun anyway.

This year, it's time to go all out and I've been working on fits and with some fucking luck (aka pure skill) I'll be set to go early. That said, if anyone else wants to deck themselves out in something all unique and one of a damn kind, hit me up because I enjoy this shit and am here to help, I guess.

Also in all this summer weather-ness, I've perfected frozen margaritas. Nothing more to say about that, I just wanted to brag.

Kamala
» You'll be at dinner Wednesday?
» I was thinking we should do something. Sometime.


Kate
» Did you ever lose the clown?


Daud
» How would you feel about seeing more of me at the Meadery?

Did anyone else wake up to a depressing clown painting randomly on their wall? And then the depressing clown coming to life after you stared at it in horror for too long? Or was that just me?

The worst part is I can't even be mad because all I feel is sad. Well, he's following me everywhere I go now, so that's actually the worst part, but the sad is up there.

This is definitely going on the 'Not Cool, Vallo, Not Cool' list.

I came to check in on the board game idiots and give Gamora a bottle of mead for getting through this nonsense. They asked if I'd give the update on what's happened so far.

• Chetney Pock O'Pea made an old wizard fall in love with him.
  
• Chetney, Rocket, Katou, and Adaine managed to bullshit their way through an encounter with the most unforgivably stupid gang I've ever heard of.
  
• Kellach did his best to get permanently lost in an enchanted forest. Luckily Nebula is smart enough to keep him out of caves. He doesn't even like caves.
  
• Kellach and Nebula brokered peace between some farmers and a mysterious forest spirit.
  
• Nebula went on to threaten a man's balls for getting handsy with barmaids. Good for her.
  
• Blue, Eleven, and Kamala did what I'm told is called a fetchquest. Blue is getting a garish jacket for her trouble.
  
• Iris and Peter did so much chitchat that they got a sword.
  
• Mike Wheeler is bad at naming things, people, and dogs. He will yell something about placeholders when he sees I said that.
  
• Mike Wheeler can also eat far more Chinese food than anyone as skinny as he is should be capable of. The boy's like an endless consuming void. I can only assume the Fox Way grocery bill is a small fortune.

So there you have it.

» I just saw.
» Are you alright?

They're both gone. Leon and Chris.

If you research people figure out that whatever is sending people back and forth has a face, let me know because I have to fucking punch it somehow.

Filter: Daud & Iris (separately)

I need a break from work for a few days.

Is world-traveling a new part of magic? It hadn't been part of my life in the last two decades as far as I remember but this is fascinating if it is now.

Hello. I would like to know if the following people are here since they're my closest ties: Catherine Kaur, Robert Blyth, Maud Blyth, Edwin Courcey, Violet Debenham, Jack Alston, Alan Morris.

It's been a rather eventful week for me! Unexpectedly. Discovered the Outlander coven, that was enjoyable! Thanks for making me feel welcome even out of place as I was - I'm used to being around magicians now but foresight isn't thought of as magic in our world and I'd never be welcomed into something like that unless it was for a laugh.

Does anyone know how to continue correspondence with a ghost, by any chance? My medium is back at home and would roll her eyes at me for that (and every) question anyway.

And finally, the most important. Which of these two gentlemen do you think is more of an Edwin? Both are healthy and playful. The one on the right is very keen on licking.
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How long are the days here anyway? Not that I have a problem with day drinking, but this is kind of weird.

Oh. Right. I'm Valkyrie. Any rules on claiming one of the empty cottages in New Asgard as my own?

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» I'm so sorry.
» I didn't think that through.
» I hope Robin's not too upset?

Anybody else not remember the name of the person they made out with last night? It was great meeting you, pretty boy, I'm Syd. I THINK you were an Outlander, but if not I guess this is just extra awkward and now everyone knows all my bullshit for no reason.

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Despite the best efforts of fate, Spring mead is out at Asynja. If you like floral flavors, good news. We have Hibiscus, Rose, and Lavender brewed to human strength, and several barrels of Lavender brewed to knock gods off their feet. Enjoy.

[Filtered to Kate Bishop]
If I disappeared, would you take over the meadery, close it, or sell it?
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