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Jul. 22nd, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

Jul. 20th, 2021


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
You might have too many goats when...

[ attached video, idk how to find just the video link so assume it's just the video and not the reddit post ]

At least it's cuter than the gross ass bugs.

Jul. 17th, 2021


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
Thank you for arranging a great evening last night, Alexis! I had a very good time on my dates :)

Who is going to Fight Club and/or the Ball tonight? I will be spectating at the matches, but am looking for dance partners for the masquerade.

Jul. 15th, 2021


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic
Behold the face that has A) prevented me from making the bed all morning and B) made me extremely late for work. When he demands cuddles, resistance is futile.

FILTERED TO DARCY LEWIS
Hoping you're free for a fancy date night next Friday night?

Jul. 14th, 2021


[info]villainized
[info]valloic

[info]villainized
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]villainized
[info]valloic
If anyone has questions about an incredibly tall and new building sprouting up in Vallo City, it's mine. Back home I took over my family's company and invested in several up and coming ventures and now it's - fairly empty so that's odd to me. I'm working on setting up leases for office rental rentals and perhaps some food and beverage hot spots on the first floor. Please spare me the Starbucks Franchise, I am not doing that.

And if there's anyone here interested in some space for whatever ventures, do let me know. My own personal laboratory is in there and I can assure you this building can house several of them. There's a lot of potential.

I'm also interested to see if anyone has any leads for construction/remodeling? Magic or manual labor is fine with me. Morningside's nice but apparently I've become more a long-term stay citizen and am looking to convert the top floor into a penthouse. I'll pay upfront.

ALEX DANVERS
Are you interested in becoming an official roommate? Somehow we started cohabitating and I'm not bothered by it.

[info]pushonward
[info]valloic

[info]pushonward
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]pushonward
[info]valloic
Galdin Quay has reservations open for a four-course dining experience, Thursday-Saturday of next week. Reservation spots will likely fill up by the end of the day today, and the menu I have planned is exceptional.

We're also looking to hire a sous-chef for evenings. Culinary experience is required but restaurant kitchen experience is not, training on that end will be provided.

[NOCTIS & GLADIO]
You should both be aware that I've made a new friend who has been demanding a great deal of my attention and custom meals.

He's a picky eater, but polite. A little nosy.

[OOC: Attached is a picture of Ignis and best boi Umbra, posed like this.

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
Alexis, I think I found one of your mother's wigs.

Jul. 10th, 2021


[info]taserqueen
[info]valloic

[info]taserqueen
[info]valloic

Log: Kara & Darcy


[info]taserqueen
[info]valloic

WHO: Kara Kent & Darcy Lewis
WHAT: Nerds go on a date to Blizzard World!
WHEN: Backdated to June.
WARNINGS: None, just food porn.
STATUS:Complete!
“Alright I’ll allow it. I mean, it’s no Notebook, but you’re valid.” Read more... )

Jul. 8th, 2021


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
The gremlins did quite the number on The Statesman. The outside took some damage from their reckless flying and the interior...has the remains of many torn apart gremlins clinging to the surfaces. I thank Thori for that.

I have cleaned it as best as I can, but there is still much to be done. If I could have some help cleaning it, I would pay handsomely as Vallo saw fit to gift me with some extra money. Or I will grill for you. Whatever appeals to you the most. This will take place tomorrow, as my muscles ache now and I do not want to see another Mr. Clean Magic Eraser for at least another 12 hours.

Has anyone heard from Agnes lately?

[info]whendowestart
[info]valloic

[info]whendowestart
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]whendowestart
[info]valloic
Now that the craziness of Gremlins has come and gone, I can take the time here to thank everyone for coming to the Wilson Residence for the cookout and Steve's birthday. Appreciate everyone who helped in the beginning and then helped clean up at the end. Because apparently, I wished it didn't take much to clean the house so it's decided to clean itself on the inside but the surround land outside is basically untouched by the wish.

Love how that worked out.

Oh, yeah, and I think it was Vallo in general but not the wishes thing but. A brand new suit from friends in Wakanda just showed up in my closet. Thanks, Vallo.

Filter: MCU Friends
It is THE suit. I still have my old wings but now I have the bright red, white, and blue one too.

Jul. 2nd, 2021


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic
texts to thor odinson )

texts to darcy lewis )

texts to clark kent )

Jun. 30th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
[ FILTERED AWAY FROM ZEMO ]
Hey. Post under mine asking about bagels - the guy is manipulative and dangerous. Has no problem taking your trust and twisting it to fit his needs. He has a thing against the Avengers and those he deems to be upsetting the natural order of the world.

Given Vallo is a whole new ballpark, I won't pretend to know what's going on inside of his head. Might be up to something, might not be. Just be aware. I'd say don't engage, but all you fuckers are too curious for your own good, so just be mindful.

[ FILTERED TO NYX BARNES-ULRIC ]
We gotta test them. One last time, to be sure.

Jun. 27th, 2021


[info]babsgirl
[info]valloic

[info]babsgirl
[info]valloic

Network: Barbara Gordon [02]


[info]babsgirl
[info]valloic
Well, guess Vallo decided to get me into the whole wishes gone bad game because I wished something blah blah blah red hair (don't get me wrong, I love my hair most of the time) and no I don't have any hair.

Jun. 24th, 2021


[info]soulless
[info]valloic

[info]soulless
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]soulless
[info]valloic
Does anyone have I dunno something to jaws of life blowtorch no no some kind of tool that can remove a person from a bicycle? I seem to be stuck trapped on my sons bike and I can't explain I seem to be stuck on my son's bicycle - magnetized, maybe? my rear leaves the seat but my hands are pulled to the handlebars, hands leave the handlebars, rear is pulled to the seat -

It doesn't hurt, it's annoying.
I just need help.

Jun. 18th, 2021


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic
TEXTS TO LENA LUTHOR
>> Hi Ms. Luthor Lena.
>> I was wondering if you'd like to have lunch at the farm sometime soon. I can show you around.
>> I understand if spending time together outside of work would be too weird now that your Kara's gone. I'd still like to get to know you, though.
>> If that's something you're interested in, obviously.

TEXTS TO DARCY LEWIS
>> Hey you.
>> How are you feeling?

Jun. 16th, 2021


[info]taserqueen
[info]valloic

[info]taserqueen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]taserqueen
[info]valloic
[TEXT MESSAGES TO SAM WILSON]
» Hey.
» Sorry, dude. You need anything?

[TEXT MESSAGES TO KARA KENT]
» [GIF SENT]

Jun. 4th, 2021


[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]perfidious
[info]valloic
Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!

Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!

It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink.

To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."

1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish

Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:

1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!

Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!

Jun. 3rd, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Y'ALL! It has been a minute, hasn't it? First of all, thank you to everyone who handled taking down that awful person who was terrorizing Vallo! Y'all are major heroes in my book, so make sure you come claim your free mini-pie for a job well done! ♥ Kratos, you get whatever you want for the next week! Even if I heard what you did and I think that might have been just a little bit of an overkill

On that note, the pie menu this month is full of all my summer favorites, but y'all are going to have to put in pre-orders and do pick-up and delivery while we get the final details ready on Bitty's Bakes! (Oh goodness, that's me, y'all! My own pie shop, which I cannot have done without my wonderfully perfect husband who looks just absolutely fantastic swinging around a sledgehammer and wearing a hardhat 😏 and not without the help of all my friends at the Haus who have worked non-stop, even when I was recovering in April! :( )

We're doing a soft opening this month, with the grand opening corresponding to a very friendly bake-off with the Muffin Man bakery in July. I had to promise it was friendly because I would do whatever it takes to crush him in Keep your eyes open, your baking chops ready, and your stomachs prepared to eat a ridiculous amount of pie! :)

Speaking of baking, I noticed a lot of you were struggling to cook when we were in the past! I understand it was not an ideal situation, and even I had to improvise, but if y'all need some assistance learning in the present, you know I'm always happy to help you learn from pies, to brownies, to even souffles! We can break in my new kitchen at the shop and use the megaoven Brigitte built for it! 😘

SUMMER MENU!

May. 27th, 2021


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[info]karalkent
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]karalkent
[info]valloic
WHO: Kara & Agnes (with a Richie guest appearance)
WHAT: First drinks free!
WHERE: Galahd!
WHEN: Backdated to Agnes' arrival
WARNINGS: Very minor mention of abuse
STATUS: Complete

What are your favorites? Maybe you can show me some of them! We can have a girl’s night and make some popcorn. )

May. 26th, 2021


[info]misterkent
[info]valloic

[info]misterkent
[info]valloic

Network: Clark Kent [01]


[info]misterkent
[info]valloic
Does this multiverse have a number? Or should I assign it one.

Hi, I'm Clark Kent. Not where I expected to end up today.

Lois
The people at intake mentioned you'd been here for a while now. Are you all right? Are the boys here too?