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Feb. 16th, 2021


[info]thedashing
[info]valloic

[info]thedashing
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thedashing
[info]valloic
I do not understand the music that I have been hearing everywhere I go today, but apparently the woman singing is tired of being blonde and it is making me consider changing my hair colour, as well. Why not? I have looked this way for hundreds upon hundreds of years, perhaps it is time for a change.

Feb. 4th, 2021


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
Avoid the patch of forest a mile north of Crossed Quills. My canine companion and I, uh, got into a fight with some creatures that looked like a ratatoskr. A squirrel, I believe you call them.

[ FILTERED TO FANDRAL & VALKYRIE ]
Someone left their hip flask under the bed. It was found by Thori, who decided it looked better melted. So whoever it was, I owe you one.

Jan. 21st, 2021


[info]sunbro
[info]valloic

[info]sunbro
[info]valloic

Combined Networks


[info]sunbro
[info]valloic
I was going to write this as advice for those trapped with me here in Needs Work Frankly Vallo, but now that communications has been established, everyone can see it! Gosh, it's a little unnerving.

So Your Beloved Home Has Gone Dark and Ashy and Awful and Everything Wants to Kill You, Including Your Friends: A Primer
  • First, don't panic! Panicking does no one any good and only attracts monsters and bandits.
  • Secondly, assess your situation: are you in a safe area? If not, find one. Safe areas typically include a tidy little bonfire, friendly inhabitants, and a place to sharpen your blade. Unsafe areas include lava, trap-stuffed castles, poison swamps, dragon hoards, undead-filled towns, priests, and people who try to stab you.
  • How do you feel? Do you feel healthy, hale, and energetic? Or do you feel sluggish, foggy-brained, possibly cannibalistic? You might need to consider that you are changing to match your surroundings.
  • Do you have any healing items on you? If so, these are worth their weight in gold, but it's the apocalypse, so gold does fuck all. Nevertheless, healing items are very valuable! If you don't have any, try to find some, or barter for some, or get them off a corpse.
  • Determine what sentimental items you wish to carry to remind you of how things used to be, but ensure that they are lightweight. I have a special miracle caster given to me by a loved one before she passed that I always carry, along with a few rings. All these items are useful in addition to make me feel both happy and sad when I look at them too long.
  • Local animals may seem friendly, but approach them cautiously. Sometimes, they're cute because they want to eat you.
  • Feeling sad? Nostalgic for what you've lost? It's fine to have emotions about the past, but don't let it drag you down too deeply. Talk to your friends and colleagues about your feelings. They're your loved ones for a reason; I promise you don't annoy them by existing.
  • Feeling angry? That's perfectly understandable too! Try to use that aggression against monsters, not your friends and allies.
  • Feeling like a good roll in the hay? Also understandable! Everyone knows that funerals are the best places to pick up a date for the evening. Be respectful and courteous and if you're like me, take your shirt off a lot and things tend to work out for you, unless you're in a place where taking off your shirt isn't respectful and courteous, in which case don't do it you slug.
  • It's okay to take breaks! No one can be "on" all the time, and working yourself to exhaustion will only make it more depressing when you mess up and let your best friend get stepped on by a dragon. Hypothetically. (We worked it out.)
  • Do you want to blame someone? I understand the impulse, but it's not healthy or relevant while you're in danger. It's more important to make sure that you're safe and your friends are safe before you start blaming people, even bad people, for your current predicament. If you're religious, feel free to blame the gods. Chances are, they're totally responsible anyhow, and they don't tend to care when they're blamed because deep down, they know they're jerks. (Your experiences with gods may differ from mine.)
  • Finally, enjoy the little things. This apocalypse is your apocalypse, too! Tomorrow, you may get smashed in the head by a falling building and squished to unrecognizable paste. So give those compliments, tell your loved ones how special they are to you! They'll think of you more fondly if they should find your squishy corpse later.
I hope this was helpful! Please ask me any questions you might have, and I'll try to answer. Obviously most of this was from my own experience watching Lothric go to absolute shit, so not all experiences are universal experiences!

Jan. 19th, 2021


[info]thedashing
[info]valloic

[info]thedashing
[info]valloic

vallo prime!


[info]thedashing
[info]valloic
I do not know what is happening and New Asgard seems to be the same as always, but should anyone need assistance with anything, I will be glad to help.

[Thor, Loki, Valkyrie]

Well-met! Are you all present?

Jan. 3rd, 2021


[info]valkyried
[info]valloic

[info]valkyried
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]valkyried
[info]valloic
Everyone alright with the bugs? Good. Glad we had this talk.

Dec. 27th, 2020


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
I have video games and consoles that I need to get rid of. Anyone want to come by and see if they'd like any of it?

[ FILTERED TO THE ASGARDIANS ]
I'm working on fixing up the cottage, it was a mess, but would any of you like to have a dinner sometime soon to break the place in? It would be nice to sit down, just us. Torunn, I would love to get to know you more as well.

Dec. 18th, 2020


[info]marshalvanth
[info]valloic

[info]marshalvanth
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]marshalvanth
[info]valloic
If the universe is still listening, I take back what I said about wanting to experience snow. Am willing to concede the experience might be better if it wasn't waking up in a snow pile.

Cobb Vanth. Tatooine. Anyone seen a guy in armor? Helmet never comes off, got a little green kid with him?

Dec. 14th, 2020


[info]valkyried
[info]valloic

[info]valkyried
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]valkyried
[info]valloic
Right.

No Devil's Anus. No infinity stones. We just ... wait until this place spits us back out again. That pretty much the short of it?

Pub recommendations then.

Nov. 29th, 2019


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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