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This internet thing fuckin provides.

There's this Christmas video going around, like some kind of anniversary viral bit. It's got Catra and this kinda hot lobster(??) chick knocking over a huge lit up and decorated tree and causing all sorts of chaos. "Remember this???" it says, man I'd punch a nun to have the chance to see that shit live.

Think I've watched it like twenty damn times already and it just. gets. funnier.

Not that I'm impatient or anything, but when do we get to eat the murder birds?

You know, one of the great things about being married is learning new things about your partner, even after we've been together for years.

Like today I found out that Teddy uses a giant magical sword (a sword that that a prophecy proclaimed that whoever could pull this sword from a stone [I know, I know] would become the ruler of space) as a table that he puts his cereal bowl on.

It's things like this that keep the spark alive.

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[Harrow]

Hey folks, so it's been a week of us quietly enjoying this life update, but just wanted to say that I'm probably the luckiest guy around because Dorian agreed to marry me.

That said, no details have been set yet but we would like to celebrate with our people here in Vallo and were hoping that you might all join us for dinner and drinks—and a little theater, because it only feels right to do this at a classy establishment like Taste of Tal'Dorei. Don't worry, Exandrians. Already cleared it to make sure the show that night doesn't feature any present company or friends back home. Safe for one night.

So if you're free next Saturday at 7 and would like some food and alcohol (or not alcohol) on us, we really hope to see your faces.

Look I get holidays and celebrations and all that shit, but after last night I kind of feel like every fucking day should be Halloween. Those shots were amazing and the decorations? Fuck yeah, it's kind of like telling the Ninth back home that they don't know shit about amazing decor. Had a fucking blast and kind of want to do it again already. Why just once? Don't tell me "oh we gotta save up the energy to make it worth it" or some asshole comment like that.

If I showed up in like April and disappeared in July or something like that, I'd be pissed for missing out on something like this. So here's my proposal - once a month is fine for compromise.

... getting Harrow to show a little leg is in no way a motivator for this post.

Hey, it's Halloween next week and apparently I've made it my mission in this place to throw parties as we've done some pretty good Halloween parties at the Keep so guess what: doing it again.

So, details:

Halloween, starting at 7PM (Yes, I know it's a Thursday. Drink responsibly or don't, I'm not your dad and it's your Friday hangover.)
Greyskull Keep
Come in costume or I'll give you shit

PS: This is not associated with the Youth Center (off the hook, Storm) so I don't have to be professional.

GILMORE & VEX

Hey guess what, I'm going to throw a party if you want to help.

TEXTS TO GIDEON.

» GRIDDLE.

For those who hadn't heard yet, my body's fucking fixed. For those who don't even know what that means, when I got here I was kind of puppeting my own goddamn corpse. It was a whole thing.

I'm only saying this because the timing has been awesome. Does the best food just come out this time of year or have I been missing out that much? Pumpkin spice this, caramel apple that. Seriously, try going for even just one year of not being able to eat or even feel shit and I bet you'd come to the same conclusion. Better yet, try being limited to mostly really bland garbage for all your life and THEN get to this point.

Vallo, you're fucking nuts, but damn you know food.

[FILTERED TO 18+]

( 18+ - Mentions of incubus/succubus vibes but nothing SA triggering I promise. )

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[FILTERED TO VESPER]

Oh shit I hope I have the right person Hi sorry I realize I left ABRUPTLY this morning but I just wanted to let you know it wasn't you? It was just that I don't like to be gone when my kid wakes up in the morning so she doesn't think I'm missing. I had fun! I wasn't trying to ghost, I swear.

[FILTERED TO HARROW & GIDEON]

I bonded with the ley lines and danced in the moon last night and celebrated Gleichentag and now I'm feeling powerful. I want to try again if you guys are ready?

I feel good about this one.

UUUUGGGHHHHH.

Is Vallo just saying I don’t get to have any best friends my age or something? Why are you like this, Vallo??

Fuck pirates. Fuck ghosts. Fuck jewelry.

Sunglasses are okay.

An entity that I can only describe as a ghost pirate just attempted to abscond me of all of the various earrings and jewelry on my person, which is a great deal regarding the former thanks to, you know, long ears.

That is a sentence that I both wrote and is 100% factual and truthful.

I was once a high-ranking government official at court and the eldest son of the matriarch of respected noble family. I am now being interrupted while grocery shopping in order to prove to ghost pirates that my wedding ring is my own. What is this life, sometimes?

I swear to fucking Jesus if I stub one more goddamn toe or drop so much as a SPOON, I'm going to set something on fire. Soon as these animals are all sorted I'm going back to bed. Wake me up when it's not Friday the 13th anymore. Stupid fucking witchy bullshit.

I need someone else to confirm the gang of penguins that graffitied the alley next to the angry pixies coffee shop. Because, what.

I'll take Sentences I thought I'd never type for 400.

Teddy

I have a proposition.

[ATREUS]

Okay. Explain this soul placing shit you do for me. I need to understand it a bit better.

All right, now forget everything you were already sorting out in your head and start over, because I need you to explain it to me like I'm fucking FIVE. And I mean normal five, not Harrow five.

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