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Apr. 2nd, 2021


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
Diego says that finding the entire wine cellar from Grazyk is no reason to stop in the middle of our training, but he did not accidentally stumble upon it when taking a water break nor does he understand that the sheer size alone would be enough to stop any person. He also is on the mend, and truly the break was for his benefit not mine. Now, for those of you I owed a drink, can it be a Tranavian red?

FILTERED TO JACOB & EVIE
Have you been doing some remodeling under the Underground? And I am not speaking about the sudden appearance of my wine cellar, though you are both welcome to take from as payment for unintentionally housing it under your establishment.

Mar. 30th, 2021


[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic

[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic
GIDEON NAV.
Hey you, what doesyour evening look like?

Mar. 26th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
[POSTED TO THE NETWORK & AROUND VALLO. Literally. Like flyers. Everywhere.]


[HAUS + HOCKEY TEAM & FRIENDS]
Hey. Sorry if I was abrupt at the clinic-- I'm- yeah. I know I probably don't have to apologize, but I wanted to anyway.

Bitty's coming home this weekend, he'll be on bed rest for a while, then light rest, go from there. No baking, no grocery shopping, no heavy lifting, bending, crouching, stretching. I'll have a full list by the end of the day and I'll get it put around the haus.

No hockey practice next week, rest, recover, take some time. We'll start back up April, and I'll lead practice for a few weeks until his restrictions are lighter.

I have a few requests: Can we get him a comfortable recliner or chair for the living room? Lardo's got my financials and a debit card to my account, someone pick out the most comfortable chair possible and get it delivered?

I could use a few extra hands to move around the furniture in our room tomorrow. And I need about 50000 new pillows.

Uh-food? Bits can do meal planning and some directing so we'll have to cook and grocery shop or order out. Maybe someone can make a chart for the house? Everyone's responsible for one night a week?

Anyway, yeah. Thanks, guys. I'm probably forgetting something, so feel free to add on? Or tell me to

Feb. 1st, 2021


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shined
[info]valloic
I think this is where I make my 'there's a bunch of new people' post and say that we're at the peak of cold and flu season so we're prepared at the clinic and also prepared to administer routine check-ups as well, or get you in touch with any specialist you may need. Lots of options, and it's important not to neglect your health even if we're surrounded by magic and/or have otherworldly krakens released on us every few weeks or so.

If group settings are your vibe, I also run AA/NA support groups and a support group for those who have died at some point. Nothing fancy, but just a chance to get in on community support, meet new people, and so forth. Those meetings are on Wednesdays.

And whether you're new or not new, you should also check out my wife's salon that just opened. Empress Hair Salon, and I was one of her first clients. She gets a five-star rating and I'm not just saying that because 'marriage is having two separate tubes of toothpaste because your spouse squeezes it wrong.' Saw that Tweet, strongly identify.

Jan. 20th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

Vallo Prime


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey, y'all. I know that we have had a rough day yesterday, and an even rougher day today. And I may have gone a little overboard with baking! It's how I work through my stress ♥ So please, y'all. Come get something sweet to eat while we figure it all out and make my husband and friends happy that they are not surrounded by just a ginormous amount of baked goods that they might have to eat alone!

Available to take, please, y'all. )

Jan. 12th, 2021


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
So between the feasting, the lights, the glow of goodwill, the music, and the gift-giving, I think my favorite part of celebrating the winter holidays you lot have back home is the ritual murder of all the giant bugs. That just really took things over the top for me, personally. What a lovely start to the new year! I got to slaughter so many things, and now I understand the true meaning of Christmas. What a bitchin' two-fer.

[ Filtered to Vanya Hargreeves ]

One Jack Bittle-Zimmerman was pontificating about the hazards and heralds of what is termed "hockey butt" the other day and upon doing my research it apparently translates to a gradual build-up of the glute meat due to hockeying madly across the ice, as we are wont to do. I'm currently flat as a pancake but that is sure to change. Thoughts? Feelings? I'm just trying to gauge your impression of hockey butt, given my likelihood of developing this affliction, because I'm overly concerned with your opinion of dat/my ass. (I want you to know that I waited like TEN DAYS to ask you this; I think that shows a remarkable restraint in our blossoming relationship).

Dec. 16th, 2020


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shined
[info]valloic
'Helpful' Cold Weather Tips, incoming:

• Make sure to stay hydrated and drink a lot of water - what I mean is, basically, pee a lot. Your body is wasting energy keeping the liquid warm if you have a full bladder. You'll be warmer if your bladder is empty.

• After coming in from the cold, strip. Your clothes are hanging onto the cold air from outside. Get down to the base layer to stay warm.

• Alcohol doesn't actually make you warmer Wynonna. It lowers your core body temperature.

And hi, I'm Dan. Noticed we have a lot of new arrivals. Be assured it's not always this cold here. But I work at the Outlander clinic in the city, and we always encourage newcomers to come in for a check-up and of course if you need anything else related to health, we're there. My specialty there is sleep, but I do other stuff too.

The NA/AA support group and the support group for those who died at some point in their homeworlds will still tentatively happen tonight - I run those too, for those who are new. Though I guess it depends on how the power outage situation is. Still, the plan is to go forward as usual.

Nov. 13th, 2020


[info]shined
[info]valloic

[info]shined
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shined
[info]valloic
Allison and I are back after almost a week at the B&B and after scrolling through the network, it appears we missed...a lot?

As someone who regularly sees spirits, I sympathize. Stuffing them into a box works, if they're especially terrorizing, but I'm not sure if it's worth teaching since the little quirks around here don't last all that long. Still, offer's there.

Oh, and Wynonna - I think your homestead showed up in the forest. Surprise?

Nov. 9th, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
Dan Torrance
Gideon Nav
WHO Dan Torrance & Gideon Nav
WHERE The Snooze Room
WHEN A few days before Dan's Big Day
WHAT Gideon Nav takes a Nap.
STATUS Done!
WARNINGS Minor references to substance abuse and angst, but nothing huge.
I just don’t want to slow down, you know? I don’t want to miss it all. Read more... )

Oct. 28th, 2020


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
There seems to be an infestation of bats that assumed residence outside of Morningside. And no, I am not talking about the decorative ones that were there previously. Although, those seem to have vanished so one can infer the two incidences are related.

FILTERED TO JACOB. )

Oct. 19th, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
Cheers Vallo, it's your problematic fav: Gideon Nav with a heartfelt request.

I like you, Vallo. I like your zest, your "what even is this shit?? I can't even deal, but whatever" attitude. I like your selection of all black outfits and I like your other colors, I suppose, maybe. I like your live-and-let-live philosophy. I even liked getting chomped by a dinosaur on some level because the adrenaline rush was sweet and now I can say I got chomped by a dinosaur and not even be lying. I like your fight clubs, and I like your theatrical extravaganzas. But most of all I like your food - I mean, I like my friends, obviously, my new friends come first, but I'm talking now about the FOOD. I like it maybe a little too much because I've been eating enough pastries the last three weeks to make an internal parasite blossom and I really need to do something about that.

So, I request - a workout buddy! That's right. While I never needed a workout buddy back home at the Ninth, mostly on account of my being locked inside my cell 12 hours a day and being watched by megalomaniacal nuns the other 12 hours, I think I would appreciate a workout buddy now. Doing sit ups and pull ups every morning just isn't going to cut it with the amount of carbs I've been shoveling into my gaping maw, and rather than slow the carb train, I need to up my physical activity. Plus, let's be real, this is as much of a favor to you as it is to me, because I'm awesome and I have heard on good authority that they made that "Welcome to the Gun Show" muscle-tee about me. It's practically biographical. I am also supportive when I need to be and tough love when I need to be. I may even call you a 'tit' if you act like one. The sky is the limit.

I will accept a male gym buddy, but to be perfectly honest, if I'm going to have to put up with spotting you and watching you sweat I'd really rather prefer this be an aesthetic experience, so girl power is more my angle in this one. I promise I will not be creepy. If multiple work out buddies are amenable to a group thing, let's do a group thing. To apply, please make a comment here and I will either completely ignore you or swoon. It's Russian roulette of emotions. Let's go, Vallo!

[info]agentplant
[info]valloic

[info]agentplant
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]agentplant
[info]valloic
Vallo, you crazy bitch, thanks for giving me my facial hair back. Wake up one morning clean as can be, wake up the next with it all back. This place is so fucking weird.

[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic

[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic
Wow, this is completely fucked up (cool video though, appreciated the explosions) and I really did not pay much attention in Physics class in high school so alternate universes must have been covered on the day I skipped out to go to Waffle House and witnessed both a stabbing and a declaration of divorce. Though I did read a lot of comic books as a kid.

But, uh, hi. I'm Richie. I have a couple of questions.

1. How long does it take before the shock wears off and the panic sets in?
2. Does everyone come here from extremely bonkershits situations or is that just me?
3. What the fuck?

Thanks for your time.

Oct. 15th, 2020


[info]senates
[info]valloic

[info]senates
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]senates
[info]valloic
Good day.

My name is Padmé Amidala. Per the DOA's instruction, I'm extending this message in an effort to find those, if any, that I might be familiar with.

Oct. 13th, 2020


[info]dontdie
[info]valloic

[info]dontdie
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]dontdie
[info]valloic
If you've a need to punch out your fears, Fight Club is rapidly approaching this weekend, the 17th. If you're interested in participating, stop by this week to sign the waiver.

We also have an expansion on The Underground to officially unveil - a training room for enhanced visitors. Everything has been built, magically enchanted and tested to withstand nearly* any strength level and power thrown at it, so those of you with a tendency to bring down walls and burst punching bags are welcome to safely spar and train here. The first visit is free, and then standard membership fees apply.

*Kratos tested, but we'd prefer if you didn't bring down the whole block around it trying to best that. Neighbors might complain.

[DIEGO, SEREFIN, JACOB]
Would anyone like to explain what that was about?

[SARA LANCE]
I can make myself available for punching and/or alcohol, if you could use the company.

Oct. 11th, 2020


[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[info]meleski
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]meleski
[info]valloic
For sale: one horribly expensive-looking, gemstone-laden, ancestral piece of metal to wear around your finger. Heavy and absolutely garish, full of sharp bits and old blood. You won't have to face your greatest fears to wear it but you will have the honor of calling yourself the High King of Tranavia. It amounts to nothing here, but some people like their titles.

I accept money, alcohol, or a mix of both in exchange.

Oct. 7th, 2020


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
This has probably been debated thoroughly knowing how things work here, but -

Your best tips for getting bloodstains out of clothing, GO.

Aug. 21st, 2020


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
This wasn't what I was expecting when I opened my eyes, and - lucky you - I'm sure you weren't expecting a flaming ball of hotness such as myself to darken your doorway. Spirits and sages, sharpen your blades and unleash your loosest women, because Gideon of House No. 9 is all up in you. All up in you.

I'm so glad that whole Sacred Vow of Silence thing is over.

Anyhow. Your DOA types were nice, answered my questions, which consisted of mainly "what the fuck" and also "why the fuck", with a side order of "but how the fuck" and "how's my face paint" (supremely shattered, by the way, apparently interdimensional travel doesn't play nice with the vestal skull decoration depicting Honour & Resignation), but no matter. I'm Gideon Nav, I'm free as balls, and I'm here to shirk my Holy duties and be an astounding example of a cautionary tale, since it appears like going back's off the menu. Shame. NOT.

What am I to do for coin and keep? I'm sure I was told this, but I stopped listening about five minutes in. That's on me, not you. Also, your sun is nearly as bright as my future, this place has a shocking lack of dour nuns swinging thuribles made of bone, and the absence of saturnine chanting is really giving me the creeps.