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Hey Lin, let me take you bowling. I think you'd like it. It's not usually crowded and it's a sport where you-- you know, I'll save the surprise if you haven't already looked it up.

Hi Evie, I want to apologize again for nearly setting the place on fire when you surprised me the other day - but it got me thinking. And I'm coming to you instead of Jacob because my skillset is already a lot like his. Anyone who knows me well enough can tell you I've got a habit of just jumping into things like a battering ram. So, can you teach me stealth and silent takedowns? I want to branch out.

theblindbandit
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Did you guys know that people with nice voices read books and you can listen to them and it doesn't sound like this weird phone text Ba Sing Se zombie lady voice doing it???


Anyway I found this cool tree that wasn't far from the stone house and I can get a read of the whole forest from here. It's confused though because things change in the forest (tell me about it, ancient tree) but if you guys want to check it out you should come find me. I'm spending all day here having a nice lady read to me an AWESOME book about a glittery vampire.

theblindbandit
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Hey losers, I'm gonna learn how to READ. Suck on that.

AND Aang, come by Boyd's on Friday. My boss is out and we're gonna metalbend in the junkyard! JUNKYARD WAR WOO



Pretty sure someone just heard me. I don't know why I filter these things when I have to talk into it anyway.

rubber
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Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.