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Apr. 18th, 2022


[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

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[info]smileyday
[info]valloic
Smiley day to y'all! Thank you so much for your warm greetings and care that you've given to me and my compatriots! My name is Fresh Cut Grass, but some people call me FCG (with or with out the periods is fine!), Letters, or Grass. Just don't call me late for dinner!

Because I don't eat and you'd be waiting a long time.

I'm an aeormation, but you may know that as a robot or a droid. You know, I heard about the star wars and my sincere condolences to anyone involved! I sure hope they found the droids they were looking for. You may see me wheeling around and if so, say hi! Just, er, please don't throw trash in my mouth? It's okay if it happens, it happened earlier today! The person apologized, and we had a good laugh about it.

I was created to be a healer, but I like to think I'm a healer of the body and the mind and heart! If there's anything you would like to talk about, or if you need a boost of confidence or a weird ankle fixed, just say the word! It's okay to not be okay, and sometimes your body is manifesting woes because of troubles in the mind and the heart. Health and wellness are a journey, not a destination! I've already got myself set up at the hospital, I'm happy to work at your clinic, or go out with the defense teams too! I'm just really anx excited to get started giving to the community that's welcomed the Bells Hells with open arms!

My arms are open too, but sometimes my hand is a sawblade or a grappling cannon or a bolt thrower so you might want to be careful.

Apr. 11th, 2022


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

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[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Would you rather have arms that:
  • Shoot lasers.
  • Throw grenades.
  • Emit poison gas.
  • Detach and become missiles.
  • Other (please explain, but it must be murder).
Call this self-improvement.

Mar. 28th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

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[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Broooooooooooooooooos I'm super hyped after watching Sir David Attenborough narrate a sea lion v. school of sardines battle, and when I get hyped it's time to create. I've thrown down a shit ton of tarps in the front of the Haus (sorry bros) and I'm looking for the following items for a piece.

--An empty soy sauce bottle (Kikoman only, preferably low sodium)
--Playing cards but ONLY 8 of Clubs, Queen of Diamonds, and 5 of hearts
--Jar of peanut butter. If I get chunky, then I need raspberry jam. Smooth = grape jelly.
--A toilet brush (clean, bros)
--A maneki-neko (beckoning cat, but often called lucky cats. Also, not all of them have the waving arm, wild, right?)
--Butterfly clips, preferably glitter.
--It might be too late for candy canes but I'm holding out hope
--5 limes
--marbles (cat's eye, blue dolphin, and steely)
--Does anyone remember Pogs? like, a shit ton of Pogs. Slammers included.
--A fitted sheet but, and I cannot stress this enough, in cool tones only.
--a monocle
--Pringles cans (sour cream and onion only)

I think that's all for now. Thanks bros, this is going to be fucking legit when it's done.

Mar. 12th, 2022


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

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[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic
HEY THERE PARTY PEOPLE. It's your boy, NICHOLAS SEAN MILLER, and I gotta apologize for falling off the face of the Earth. My boy Thian has been showing me the ropes around this Dawn Court of theirs and can I just say that everyone's gorgeous and I feel like an absolute gremlin? I belong in a dumpster.

I'm just popping in to say that St. Patrick's coming up and I need to know where the best parties are going to be because I'm going to be showing my new fae friends how humans(ish, I know some of you are time traveling ninjas and aliens and witches AND SO ON) party.

Oh! And we're holding a session of True American in Morningside's lobby at 9 tonight. So if you don't want to see a bunch of drunks falling off furniture there (or if you want to join us!), avoid the lobby tonight. Rules are simple! Everyone's welcome!

Mar. 2nd, 2022


[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic

[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic

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[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic
[ attached image ]
Definitely did this for tiktok and now he refuses to let me take it off. It's Monty's hat now.

filtered: jack
Hey, sorry to see about your friend. If you guys need anything, let me know?

Mar. 1st, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
[Filtered to Jack, Bitty, and Lardo]
First Shitty, then Nursey, now Dex. Did Haus get cursed and we did not realize? I am not joking, that seems like it could be real thing here.
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[Filtered to Solaire]
How would you know if place has curse on it?
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[Filtered to Viktor, in Russian]
Hey! You said you missed the food from back home, yeah? There's a great restaurant in the city, Ozero, that has pelmeni and pickles that will take you right back to your granny's kitchen. It's run by a bunch of rusalky, but they're cool. (According to Miss Anja, rusalky are just victims of bad PR. Don't get her started on The Church unless you want to hear a whole epic rant.)
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Feb. 23rd, 2022


[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
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Journals! Vallo Day 3


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Alright, so I think that smashing things had some real fucking success because when I went to the Underground to punch the fuck out of something to work, there's some goddamn like, cabinet thing outside.

With my track record of finding shit, I'm going to guess this is important.

Or I'll smash it, whatever.

And in spite of being around (and selling, I'm fucking amazing at selling who knew? Me.) magical shit the other day, I don't know what the fuck it does.

So you all in wherever the fuck you are look for a cabinet-cupboard thing and we'll see if you're supposed to get out that way or some shit?

I volunteer to throw a knife or Vax into it.

Also someone tell me how my idiot protege and my idiot brother are.

Feb. 13th, 2022


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

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[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
OOC Cut for picture! )

I think he was more excited to go for a run this morning than I was (sorry Bits), so I'd say good fit? Haha.

Still trying on names, so far he's got no preference over Byron, Biscuit, and Celly.

Feb. 10th, 2022


[info]alteridem
[info]valloic

[info]alteridem
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]alteridem
[info]valloic
Okay, there are flyers up for this shit but I gotta ~promote~ for the homeless pets.

LONELY HEARTS SPEED PETTING ADOPTION EVENT hosted by the Barns

Saturday, February 12th 9am-2pm

Fill out the dumb questionnaire so we can pair you up with animals that fit your lifestyle and personality and all that. You’ll get five minutes with each animal and then you can request a second “date” for the next round. (I didn’t come up with this crap ok. The shelter did. Fuck, I miss Syd) If you both hit it off and the shelter approves your application, you can take home a new pet.

There are vaccination and spay/neuter coupons included. Oh and a little breed specific starter kit that we’ll put together and have delivered to your house. Ok that’s enough fucking advertising.

Matchmaking Questionnaire

Name: Yours (lucky for you, they told me I’m not allowed to deny applications based on potential pet names)
Animal preference: I know everybody’s stupid about cats here but give the birds some love too
Your activity level: Don’t lie, fuckers. If you’re a couch potato just say so
Work schedule: days, nights, 24/7 like some people I know
Your other pets: Pictures are encouraged
Housing: apartment, house with a yard, etc
Deal-breakers: Excessive barking, scales, dogs that are bigger than you, you get the idea



Ok that’s it. Do it.

Feb. 7th, 2022


[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic
Hey friends! :)))))))))) We're getting ready for our pet adoption event at the Barns on the 12th! More information will becoming BUT last year we made the BEST signs for the animals, they looked like a dating profile I miss Syd and it was SO fun to see people falling in love with the animals! And everyone deserves love and a safe, good home! We host a farmer's market on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so come for that too and see our animals (not for adoption, but adorable!!) and see some AMAZING goods!

What I love about Valentine's Day (besides the fact that it's about celebrating love and telling people how you feel!) are the snacks! And you guys, there are SO MANY good snacks out there! I cultivated and curated a selection of culinary delights for you!

(lololololol aka here are snacks I really liked, but it sounded good, right???)

Lots of picture of snacks that I, the player, cannot speak to their tastiness. Matthew finds the good in anything )

Have a great day!!

Feb. 2nd, 2022


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

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[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
Right.

If anybody needs me, don't.

Jan. 27th, 2022


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

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[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
hey, morgan here

i'm alive (thanks hannah) but i'm having kind of a hard time holding a form right now

so i'm not gonna be at any of my works today

also can someone please tell me where murderbot is sitting in rest mode? i'd like to visit

Jan. 24th, 2022


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
See, this is why I prefer space stations to planets. You never just come across unexpected flora and fauna in a space station, and if you do, congratulations, your shit's fucked (see: Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Ale-- you know what, the whole damn series). But now we're on a planet, and we don't know what all is on it, and then it's just a neverending symphony of "what the shit is thaaaaaaat". Even planets that have been explored for centuries are always turning up new species like the worst game of whack-a-mole ever.

Sigh. Targets acquired. Stay safe, unless you're a capitalist. See you fuckers on the flipside.

Jan. 18th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Pulled myself out from my pile of blankets, brownies, and nature documentaries ( <3 Samwell bros) to make mugs.

Lardo obviously did not make these, an Etsy store called CreatureCups did, I'll put in a link because they're really cute and I want all of them )

Jan. 14th, 2022


[info]sunbro
[info]valloic

[info]sunbro
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]sunbro
[info]valloic
Hello everyone, it is I, Solaire! I try to find enjoyment in most things, because there is never any situation so bad that it cannot be made worse by whining about it, but please allow me to whine about it for a brief moment because I am, to use modern terminology, losing my shit: these short days! I hate them! I hate them so, so much! Who invented them? Why?? I know we've rounded the corner and the days are getting longer again, but it's taking SOOOOO LONG. I miss my sun! I miss its radiant light! These long nights make me very sad and trigger my depression and make me praise the sun out of desperation, not love!

I hate winter. :( That is all. Please forgive my rant. It's very difficult to love the sun when it's so often absent!

Jan. 5th, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I am thinking of this poem by Pushkin today, because it is one that reminds me of Shitty.

Что смолкнул веселия глас?
Раздайтесь, вакхальны припевы!
Да здравствуют нежные девы
И юные жены, любившие нас!
Полнее стакан наливайте!
На звонкое дно
В густое вино
Заветные кольца бросайте!
Подымем стаканы, содвинем их разом!
Да здравствуют музы, да здравствует разум!
Ты, солнце святое, гори!
Как эта лампада бледнеет
Пред ясным восходом зари,
Так ложная мудрость мерцает и тлеет
Пред солнцем бессмертным ума.
Да здравствует солнце, да скроется тьма!

I am not finding translation I like very much yet, but if I find something good I will show in English. It is called "Bacchic Song" if you are wanting to look for yourself. It reminds me of Shitty because it is poem written in very bad times with lots of hope for good times to come, and lots of drinking about it. I know our friend is well at home, but still I will miss him wandering into kitchen with no pants on to ask if we are down to motherfucking clown.

[Filtered to Jack Zimmerman]
Hey, we are all checking on Lardo, but I want to check on you also. You want distraction or talk about it or anything, I am here, okay? And Shayba, too, she will let you put your face on fluffy belly.
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Jan. 1st, 2022


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic
2021, you weren't that bad.

Ended it on a high note winning a milk and cookie eating contest (no one ask to use my bathroom) and the Powers That Be decided to release me from my Santa costume finally. That's right, the flannels are back.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the woods! Happy 2022, y'all!

Dec. 29th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

WHO: The Bittle-Zimmermanns
WHAT: Jack has to be Santa for the kids, and Bitty is concerned that his husband doesn't know the Christmas Canon™ while he finds his own costume to wear.
WHEN: Around Christmas time!
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!
I feel like I’m being French-shamed right now, you know. Read more... )

Dec. 17th, 2021


[info]warriorgoddess
[info]valloic

[info]warriorgoddess
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]warriorgoddess
[info]valloic
I've been coerced told that newcomers typically post a 'hi, I'm new around here' message on this network and that I should do the same. So.

Hi. I'm Teela. Some of you might recognize me from my time in Serendipity Hills with Adam because apparently that was broadcast for all to see. Not the worst first experience in a new universe I can imagine, to be honest.

I got the main rundown from the DOA before being thrown on Defense but have to ask - are things like Serendipity a regular thing? Anyone want to set some expectations for me?

Dec. 15th, 2021


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic
Alright Vallo, really funny. You wanna glue a bag to a man's face and call him Santa? Well, he's going to ho ho ho the shit out of this.

Who needs life advice, huh? I got some good ones on money, the government, banks, Big Pharma, and love.