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Dec. 2nd, 2022


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

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[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Seasons greetings motherfuckers. It's that time of year again. That magical time when you all party too hard engaging in social obligations and find yourself tottering with your higher judgment totally fucked. Year three. Let's go:
As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:
  • Do not drink too much.
    • Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
  • Contact me to get you there safely.
  • I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
  • I am also not sexually interested in you, unlike Todd from Accounting.
  • I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
  • Unless:
    • You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
    • You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
    • You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
  • Thank you and stay safe.
    • Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.


Don't fuck yourself up this holiday season or I'll do it for you. And a happy New Year or whatever.

Now. What fuckery does this weird-ass planet have planned for us this holiday?

Nov. 19th, 2022


[info]thedragonstirs
[info]valloic

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Log: Syd & Cole & Hanzo


[info]thedragonstirs
[info]valloic
Sydney Clarke & Cole Cassidy & Hanzo Shimada
WHAT. Syd runs into Cole and adjusts with a 20+ year sudden age gap. Hanzo lurks. Cole feels bad.
WHERE.Vallo City
WHEN. Last week, before the snow storm.
WARNINGS.A little saddddd.
STATUS. Complete!
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[info]marshalgivens
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[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic
One of these days I'll learn my lesson about laughing at the expense of others.

Can someone who still looks the age their ID says come help me at the [grocery store name/address]? If this is how things are going this week, I am not leaving without the beer.

Nov. 13th, 2022


[info]thedragonstirs
[info]valloic

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[info]thedragonstirs
[info]valloic
Greetings. I am Hanzo Shimada.

I arrived days ago, but did not wish to overshadow Cassidy's post with my own, as I was here before, for some weeks. They have already informed me that my brother Genji has returned home. I have also not seen Margo Hanson, has she also departed?

My dragons have already gotten used to the island but if they cause mischief, their names are Rai and Arashi. I request that you do not attack them, it will not go the way you wish.

Nov. 8th, 2022


[info]itshighnoon
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[info]itshighnoon
[info]valloic
Well shit. Ain't real certain how to do this. See I was here once but I didn't even remember until I ended up back here today. I was a skinny little fella, went by the name Jesse McCree if that means anything to ya?

Is Syd still Anyway, my real name's Cole. Cole Cassidy. Howdy. It's been a nearly two decades for me and a lots changed but my beer drinking ways and dart-throwing skills are the same if anyone wants to reacquaint themselves. Gonna have to see which of the local watering holes are still kicking about.