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I'm stuck babysitting eight children because someone who looks like me, but is not me, said they would. Any advice on how not not stab eight children for being annoying? Or, even better - does someone wants to come watch eight annoying children for me so I can go stab this impersonator?

Honestly, this whole week is such fucking bullshit. You'd think they'd fucking cancel finals when there's giant fucking hands wandering around? I had to kill one of these assholes so I could get to my History final, and then I had to fight off a group of freshmen that were all clinging to me and getting snot all over my clothes afterwards, and then my History teacher told me I couldn't actually bring Shiranui into the classroom with me as if I'm gonna cheat off a damn sword or something.

Shoulda just skipped the whole damn thing. If there's another one of these things hanging around when I show up for my math final tomorrow I'm just gonna turn around and go home no matter how many ickle freshies it has cornered.

I really am sorry about the hands. Not that they're my fault - they are emphatically not my fault, in fact! But they are from home. You'll want to watch out for the ones that do magic the most. It's a real bugger to get out of their paralysis spell in time to avoid getting whomped.

Speaking from experience, I'm afraid.

Weaknesses include fire and beating the tar out of them. Good luck!!!

Hey, does anyone who knows anything about plants mind answering some questions?

If a plant that didn't useta have leaves starts growing leaves, does that like... uh.. mean something?

okay so there's this GUY and i saw him and he has a HUGE SWORD LIKE IT'S SO BIG and idk guys with big swords definteyl have like cool MOVES and i wanna know if he's like a bad guy or a good guy or if we gotta fight him so i wanna like follow him around to see if he does anything COOL with the sword because he has to rite? so who is gonna come with me to follow him because like i don't NEED HELP but if you wanna see some cool stuff i bet this guy will do it and then we fite him or we ask if we can hold the sword

no

I will take any and all recommendations on a forge that creates reputable weaponry, and whatever places exist where you can act out violently but doesn't include murder or arrest from the law. I'll pass on simulations.

Thank you.

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fuck fungi.

I've been trying to explore a little bit everyday, acquaint myself with Vallo properly. There's so much to see and do, but today was a special treat. In my wandering, I found a chocobo post! I didn't rent one, I've never been very good at riding them on my own. It was enough to just spend some time there.

I think I'll go back tomorrow.

[Chocobros, Cloud, Tal, and LUXFolk]

I need to borrow $30,000.

It's better if you don't ask why, just place some trust in me.

We need more singles' events, maybe even monthly. I had a great time at the last one and it's been quiet since. Minus all the weird time stuff, sure, but I think that was kind of all a good thing, right? What I'm not going to do is suggest Vallo give us something bad or dangerous - I clearly mean we should come up with our own fun. You hear that, Big V?

[Cloud]

Hey spikes, come on, I'm dragging you out tonight. AND you'll fit in with all your leathers and frowns. It's perfect.

[Lux Crew]

Hey there, sorry you're all basically awesome and therefore I'm one of you now. Them's the rules. I'm bringing in someone I've forced to be my best friend. How can we make his first time at Lux something special?

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Katou is at the hospital, I know he's got friends or whatever around. I'll stay until someone else gets here.

That was one hell of a wedding yesterday, thanks to everyone that showed up - because we literally couldn't have done it without you. That beast was Uk'atoa, someone who's been hunting me at home for some time now. I had hoped he wouldn't find me here, but I guess Vallo has a great sense of humor. I'm glad no one was killed and we got rid of him, hopefully permanently. I meant it when I said everyone was family at this point - especially after this.

I hope you all remembered to take home your golden dick party favors.


- Fjord Lavorre

Let's say a friend gave you a sword and it got broken in half, and you only got half the blade now. If you got someone to fix it, would it still be the same sword? Or should you just leave it broken? I've been staring at this thing for almost a year and it just

[Message to El]
Hey. Those Google searches yesterday, were you looking stuff up for me?

[Messages to Briar and Syd, identical but separate]

You got any thoughts about therapy, or talking to a shrink or whatever. It sounds fake like a load of bullshit kinda dumb to me, but I thought I'd get your opinions.

Who the hell sends an envelope full of glitter.

Fuck.

Hey so I was following Henderson around this morning cause he had some idea and it turns out the kid was spot on and found some guy that's got the other record people are looking for? They made a deal and now we're playing his dumb dungeon game for it. So yeah. Not to be dramatic but the Fate of Vallo relies on the nerd game and we need our Hawkins Dungeoners to assemble.

The merchant wants some witnesses so nobody's cheating and is calling in some of his cronies so we could use a little backup just to make sure they're not gonna jump our asses too.

If anyone was wondering, Ahtohallan is the glacier that was spotted. It's from my home and is located in the Dark Sea - for those who live in the Enchanted Forest, it was always a myth to them but I discovered it's very real and apparently it found its way here too. Ahtohallan is a visual archive of the past - if you ever wanted to see bits and flashes of your life played back in front of you with ice statue actors, it's a good place to go to re-connect with your past.

However, it's also very dangerous - the caverns are treacherous and going too deep can cause problems, not only with physical danger but sometimes connecting with the truth can be difficult. However, it can also be useful or bring closure and I'd like for Ahtohallan to be a resource for those who live here. Is there anyone who wouldn't mind combining magics with me to make it safer for those who choose to venture there? I would greatly appreciate it.

So that uh, parade this morning? Is that sort of thing normal here? Like a lot of girls kissing girls and guys kissing guys with everybody being good with it? Cause-- cool. That's very rad. Robin w

But uh hey, it's Steve again. I figured out how to use this thing better, so thanks for the help. Does anybody know where I can get lessons on how to swing those huge swords around, so El stops staring at me like I can't handle it? I'm good with a lot of weapons! Especially the swinging part.