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May. 16th, 2024


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
I may not know who any of you fucking bingbongs are or why I'm on a fucking train like a goddamn engineer named Wilberforce or some shit but I do know if you come for this baby I will rain down an unholy fucking terror the likes of which you will never see again. Because you'll be dead.

May. 1st, 2024


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
So after my whole earth titan thing had some folk surprised, it had me thinking. We've all got some kind of weird life story, tragic or magical or funky or otherwise, from before we were all forced to live in merriment here in Vallo. So tell me, or the class at large, something about yourself that's shocking. Could be personal, could be weird world shit (though that's been asked about before, so no fucking repeats because that's cheating), could be adventures had. I don't care, I just want to be entertained because I finished this documentary about weird cheese and am real hung up about it.

Also yesterday was my birthday (and no one else's, don't believe the rumors) (also I don't know how old I am so don't ask), so I think by birthday rights you've got to play along. I don't make the fucking rules, okay.

Or also don't play along. I'm not your fucking parent and be grateful for that.

Apr. 21st, 2024


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
So we all agree, we're kicking this guy's ass once he's found, right? Like this isn't one of those 'no, Diego, diplomacy is so great you can't solve everything by stabbing it!!!!' things?

Apr. 9th, 2024


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic
Time to take the gremlin to get a flower crown in her hair and to touch grass or whatnot. Anyone else headed for the festival? Someone tell me there are giant mugs of witch ale or something. What about those massive pretzels that you need to eat with two hands? Apparently I'm in the mood for oversized refreshments today, don't judge me.

On a related note, should we be keeping an eye on the local covens whilst we're waiting for this legal business to get sorted? Just wondering if I need to be more armed than usual for this little outing.

Apr. 3rd, 2024


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vax
[info]valloic
Things I've learned this past week:

1. There's a reason that Vex was always the one that took the lead in the woods and why I took the lead when we were in cities. Nature is grand and beautiful, but fucking hell I was not made for it and never will be made for it, at least not for extended periods. Velora is already asking about a weekend camping trip and I can't tell if she's giving me a hard time or actually wants to go.

2. Squirrels are total gossips. Genuinely, I feel the need to check in with the ones that live around the house, just to see what is going on.

3. My bear of a nephew is a pretty good thief, if he's stealing from you while you're exhausted from walking around a forest that wants to kill you at every turn.

4. Despite roughing it in a mountain, my fiance was still as radiant as ever, which I think should come to no one's surprise. I did not fare as well and I swear that I am still picking twigs and leaves out of my hair.

5. Can we be done now? This is not a lesson learned, just a plea.

SHAUN
Also I'm sorry I tried to rescue you when I said that I wouldn't.

Mar. 29th, 2024


[info]snackariah
[info]valloic

[info]snackariah
[info]valloic

Ancient Vallo Journals - posted late evening


[info]snackariah
[info]valloic
[ooc: feel free to handwave anyone having an ancient vallo journal~]

Hey, can we get an update? Just a little nervous.



Also, on our end, I've been told that it's just more angry vegetation coming through the portals. The portals also are moving around the island. But if you're dealing with plants much like these over there, just wondering if people are still captured and all of that.

Is my wife Anyway--thank you.

Mar. 27th, 2024


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
[info]valloic

Vallo Prime Network - right after portals appear/disappearances


[info]vax
[info]valloic
I know we hate these fucking portals, but there better be one because there is not a chance in the hells that both my fiance and sister disappeared right in front of me and it can't be fixed.

Added later:

No place better to start a list.

Gilmore
Adaine
Kellach
Kara
Keith
Shiro
Atreus
Kratos
Orym
Chetney
Kit
Cayden
Eli
Kaitlyn
Ronan
Matthew
Lan Xichen
Temeraire
Violet S
Henry
Sydney
Katou
El

Mar. 13th, 2024


[info]kogane
[info]valloic

[info]kogane
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]kogane
[info]valloic
Who normally has black wings and is fast enough to keep up with small fae children? Because I think I have your power now and I'm not sorry, but I'm using it to play tag with Kosmo and Kipp.

(Tag over on the beach, if anyone wants to blow off work and come play with us. Shiro.)

Mar. 12th, 2024


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic
Oh well this is fun! Wonder how long I can keep this up. If anyone needs me, I'll be doing naked push ups.

Feb. 29th, 2024


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]hardcopy
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO CHAOS CREW]
Whatever your plans are for tomorrow, cancel them. I need you all to sing happy birthday to a toddler and watch her stuff cake in her face. There will be dinner in it for you! Probably just pizza but still.

Also if someone could just smack me so I stop spiraling about how fast time goes, that would be grand. Cheers.

Feb. 22nd, 2024


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

Space Network


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic
Power is back on in the barracks.

The outage was a result of deliberate sabotage to the electrical system. The culprit is unknown for now, but the situation has been reported to the captain.

When you have time, go to your pod and do an inspection, and report back if anything went missing or was disturbed in the dark.

Feb. 21st, 2024


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

Space Network


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
Hey there, newcomers--and also not-newcomers, since I've been told everyone should be connected onto our networks now. Obviously let us know if that's not the case--well, I guess you wouldn't be seeing this if it wasn't, so. Let us know if it is and that's one thing done.

Anyway, I'm Orym and it really is nice to see some new faces, even if it's from strange circumstances. (I say that as though arriving via tree onto a space station is normal, but after a few years it really is.)

If there's anything you need or have questions about, let us know.

Feb. 20th, 2024


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

Space Network


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic
Global message, not at all directed at Hawkeye:

Today I have been asked for a space-hook, winter air for the landing vehicle tires, headlight fluid, and keys to the drop zone. I need you to limit your tormenting of junior enlisted to one prank per day. Some of us have work to do around here.

Feb. 19th, 2024


[info]rocketscience
[info]valloic

[info]rocketscience
[info]valloic

Space Network - Filtered Away from Leadership


[info]rocketscience
[info]valloic
listen up humies. there's apples in the mess hall today and I'm gonna need every one of you to give me yours. you'll be donating to a GOOD CAUSE if you catch my drift.

oh and groot says he'll trade for cheese balls. he's got like three ship credits to his name though I'm just saying.

Feb. 11th, 2024


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vax
[info]valloic
Not to sound cliche, but the sun is very bright this morning. Why is the sun so bright this morning? Surely it was not this bright yesterday morning.

Completely unrelated, thanks for all the drinks last night, folks that bought me them. Holy shit.



Shaun, I need you to come close the curtain, please.

Feb. 9th, 2024


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Apparently it was Vax's birthday earlier when shit was going down so fine, he can have a redo I guess. Tomorrow night. I personally think we should start at that place with the singing and the costumes because he hates it so much and it makes me laugh, but whatever. We'll probably go to a few other places too, so if you're around, say hello and buy the idiot a drink.

And yes, Gracie will be with us for some of it, don't bother saying anything because Lila and I don't give a shit and Gracie's walking now so she'll probably bite your leg and you'd deserve it.

Feb. 5th, 2024


[info]all_sunday
[info]valloic

[info]all_sunday
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]all_sunday
[info]valloic
To anyone at or near the coast of New Asgard, a Kungfu Dugong appeared in the waters around the Going Merry this morning.



Kungfu Dugongs aren't dangerous, but they do love to fight and will challenge anyone who approaches them.

As I said it seems to have made the waters around the Merry it's home, so please be careful when approaching. Unless you want to fight, then by all means, please feel free.

STRAWHATS
Kungfu Dugongs are native to an island in the Grand Line. I'm not sure how it found it's way here, but it doesn't seem to want to go anywhere else.

If any of you fight it and win (which I'm sure each of you will at some point), it will become your disciple.

Jan. 27th, 2024


[info]takashi
[info]valloic

[info]takashi
[info]valloic

Shared Network


[info]takashi
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO VALLO PRIME, FLIPPED REBELS (THAT INCLUDES YOU ELI), & RESCUERS]
Testing, testing. Are you getting this? We're using my connection to the Black Lion and the quintessence tech in my arm to form a bridge between the networks. Basically, we're playing telephone through a giant sentient spaceship. Stop by and thank him for me? I'm sure he's stressed by all of this.

Anyway, assuming someone is reading this, on the other side of the portal is a parallel Vallo. We've made contact with a group of Outlanders here and confirmed that they are alternate versions of some of our lost people. Most of them have lived here for years and some have different memories of their home worlds. They've formed a rebellion against another group, made up of more of our lost people. They call themselves the Court of Revenants and they're the reason this message is filtered as best as I can get it.

Please be aware that Council members might look like someone you've lost, but they have apparently taken control of this Vallo through force and terror. There is a stalemate between the Council and the Rebels because any physical violence here creates what they call Echoes - spectral enemies that attack anyone close by and only stop when the fighting stops.

Now I'm sure you're wondering where our Outlanders are. I've been told the people here suffered a violent headache and a flash of memories that then faded when the portal opened on this side. It can't be a coincidence. I suspect our people are tangled up metaphysically with their counterparts. I have no idea how to separate them. If you have any theories, please don't be shy.

As for the rescue team, everyone is accounted for and safe. Our focus right now is planning a recovery mission. A few rebels were taken captive just before we arrived. Keith is We will get them back. In the meantime, please feel free to use this post to brainstorm and reconnect. Since I know it'll be a question on your minds, here is the list of the captured:
• Ashton Greymoore
• Dorian Storm
• Keith Kogane
• Luffy
• Nancy Wheeler
• Noctis Lucis Caelum
And a list of the Council and their allies:
• Caleb Widogast
• William Laurence
• Henry Townshend
• Kellach Donnallen
• Ostyia Rabalska
• Teddy Kaplan-Altman
• Billy Kaplan
• Abigail Blyg
• Lan Xichen
• Lee Thompkins
• Joshua Rosfield
• Julian Blackthorn
• Ronan Lynch
• Serefin Meleski
• Silas
Anyone not on either of these lists should be able to see and respond to this post. Okay, enough rambling. Time to see if this actually works.

Jan. 26th, 2024


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

Flipped Vallo Network


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
RESCUERS
I kept some of the healing potions aside for us. Most were donated to the larger pool, please do not lecture me, but I wanted to make sure we had some as well, just in case. Find me if you want to keep one on your person.

Oh. Ah-- Is everyone relatively all right for now?
CALEB
This is a terrible idea, but I
Caleb
Are you
I am here for


Caleb? I have been told you are here, but I do not know if you utilize this network.

Jan. 25th, 2024


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

Vallo Prime Network


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
((early this morning))

Vax

Hey, wake the fuck up.